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What does Sup Forums think this is?

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underside of your fat fucking manboob

fatass

A Faggot.

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your raped ass

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No Honestly just clean yourself and make sure you use a towel afterwards. If its not gone after 14 days go see a docktor.

someone who needs a shower?

Herpes for real

uh, I kinda don't take showers or baths, I do it like once a month though. I just don't like the feeling of water on my skin

shower your smelly ass

hence the fucking itching and rash ya dumbass

are there ways to get clean that don't involve water?

just wash your fucking self... being dirty will eventually leading to horrible skin conditions and infections

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>underside of your fat fucking manboob
>No Honestly just clean yourself and make sure you use a towel afterwards.
>uh, I kinda don't take showers or baths, I do it like once a month though. I just don't like the feeling of water on my skin

Obese people get fungal / yeast infections in between their sweaty folds. I used to get them until I lost weight.

Here's a couple of tips.
1. You need to keep that shit dry. Put on gold bond body powder if necessary. Put it on your taint and inner thighs too, and it helps with chafing.

2. An increase in skin infections in fat people is also a symptom of Type-2 diabetes. You need to seriously cut your sugar intake.

ok i'll look into gold bond body powder, i can replace the monthly shower entirely by just using gold bond right?

Is it just a rash, or does it feel as though there's something under the skin?

If it's the latter, it could be a Pilonidal cyst/sinus (en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pilonidal_cyst#Pilonidal_sinus)

Go to the doctor and get it checked out. If it's a pilonidal cyst/sinus, you'll need surgery. The earlier you get the surgery the easier it will be.

is there anything i can do at home about those

i have needles

medfag here.

pilonidal cysts are in your butt crack.

you cant be a real person. theres no way

No. If that's the issue (which it may not be), the surgery is more complex than just draining it. The cut it open and leave the wound open and let it heal over an extended time.

The earlier you get onto it the easier it will be though. It can cause a looooong recovery if you leave it too long.

I left mine longer than I should have, and ended up taking ~6 months off work while I healed.

oh, i might be ok then

>currently high on 60mg oxycontin, 3 bowls of hash, 2 shots of vodka (to boost the oxy) and I took MDMA this morning before work still feeling afterglow effects
>see this webm while feeling immense euphoria trippy mindset and endless energy combined with a drowsy, spacey high
>Idk what this is man, or really what to think of it. But you better believe I saved it.

You're doing gods work user

Isn't that what the photo is of?

I genuinely can't tell.

you must be trolling. no one would stand being around you if you were that discusting.

i don't leave home often so i dont hear a lot of complaints, plus i dont really notice any smell

hes just a big fat disgusting fuck. Theres more then one ass crack all around his body. The smell must be fucking horrendous

no, im not flexible enough to get a picture of that lol

>until I lost weight

yeah right, chubmuffin

>ok i'll look into gold bond body powder, i can replace the monthly shower entirely by just using gold bond right?
I really don't like the feel of water on my skin either. Maybe it's a common trait for aspies?

Anyhow, the main reason for showering is not for killing bacteria like these other fags are implying. Your body naturally does a fine job of regulating that.

The reason for showering is so you don't smell like fermented jenkem and sweaty scrotum ass.

You can get around showering and still keep a fresh and clean ass and taint.

Just buy baby wipes and use them instead of toilet paper. (make sure you buy the flushable kind our you will clog your septic tank)

that is a chaffing rash? or hpv.

Just fucking kill yourself you peice of shit, thatll save alot of problems. What do you fucking do? live on welfare and eat? youre fucking garbage man. please die. PLEASEEEE

Ah, I see.

Disregard my post about pilonidal cysts then. You're in the clear.

Sounds like something waaaaay less serious.

i tried baby wipes but the moist feeling still doesn't feel right, i can try putting some gold bond powder on toilet paper and wiping areas with that though

you might not think you smell, but fucking everyone else does. you disgusting fuck

full blown aids

Just man the fuck up you fucking ridiculous human dumpster

I dare you to smell my asshole and tell me it smells.
I can imagine the look on your face when you are proven wrong.

could it be hpv? i googled it and that's an std. i save up money every now and then to get an escort and maybe one of them wasnt clean

bro, kill urself

OP here, that's not the "underside of my boob" that's the underside of my butt. I weight 140 pounds.

how about you give me an alternative to wet products to clean my body with

who are you

The look of disgust women have on their face as they fucking turn and walk away from you says otherwise you fucking gross ass faggot

fatty sweat rash. powder your folds, hamslaps.

Jokes on you, when they turn away I stare at their asses.

Who's the real winner here?

im buying some gold bond powder from amazon, you arent the first to recommend the powder, ty for the advice tho

Start. Fucking. Bathing.

Jesus christ you're retarded.

just learn not to be a massive faggot. What the fuck do you do when you sweat!? isnt that moisture? please fucking end your life immidiatly. youre maaking everyone else too depressed when they look at you. Think of your poor parents ol man. Living with such a fucking loser as a son? They must live a life of constant shame and disapointment. Atleast if you were dead they wouldnt have to make shit up about you to their friends, they could just say " our son passed" or more likely " we dont have a son".
just fucking end it man, seriously

not fucking you, you weird morbidly obese potential rapist. I say potential because obviously its hard to sneak up on women when youre that fucking fat and out of shape and they can smell you from 50 meters out

kill yourself

i have a towel nearby at all times and i keep the fans in my room on max speed so i can be as dry as possible

i also have my dehumidifier running too

i dont have a bath, only a shower

and thats why youre covered in sores, flithmonger.
do the water restrictions shower: wet body, turn off water, lather up, turn on water, rinse, repeat til the water coming off of you is clear.
wash daily: pits, crotch, ass
wash twice a week: hair, face
brush teeth and floss after every meal but realistically twice a day will suffice.
some people say flossing is unnecessary because when they do nothing comes out but it is necessary more as a gum strengthening exercise than anything.

ok tough guy. Let's see what you look like.

(he wont show us because he's a cuck)

I'll bet you have a man bun you colossal faggot

Just fucking kill yourself man, please.
does it make you feel bad youll never have any human companionship?
Even everyone on b cringes at your fucking existence

Well shit, this troll just ruined my thread when I was genuinely trying to get some advice.

>i have a towel nearby at all times

i dont like my body being wet though, i do brush my teeth every now and then

ill just start putting gold bond powder on me and ill wipe it off with a towel

brush after every meal is wrong. Acid from the food weakens enamel. and 3 times a day recedes your gumlines anyways. youre autistic

I'd hang out with him. He seems like a cool dude.

We could talk about video games, and maybe I'd bring over Burger King or something

didn't you read earlier, heres my post im like any other guy, i need compaionship so i save up and i get an escort every few months, one of them might have been dirty and has gien me an std

thanks, i don't play a lot of video games though, i mainly read visual novels and i watch cartoons and anime

im down for burger king anytime

only if you brush too hard. you should be using a Sonicare and just passing it over your teeth without pressure.

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6 ft 215

wow have you ever lifted a weight in your life?

I think i've seen bigger muscles on a little girl

hahahahahaha

paid for isnt companionship faggot
They probably go home and throw the fuck up

Herpes.

its good enough companionship for me and none of them have complained about me being smelly

whatever dude, i weight 215 and have never lost a fight, brown belt in taekwondo (although not purist, theres aspect of other arts in what i took) and i can run 15 k on a decent evening. fighting is more about spead and skill then being a 5 foot 5 square box with no penis

no, they just leave and throw up. escorts have seen some shit but i imagine youre way on the list. unless you somehow load up on scents before you leave. even then there would just be something off. Just fucking ew dude

You sound like the prettiest girl in the cell block

whatever you say, at least im not a virgin

atleast im not a big fat faggot. or a fat ffaggot pretending to be strong on the internet.
I also only work 6 months a year and make just under 200k a year.
so really, im dope as fuck and youre a fucking loser being insecure over the interwebs

ive fucked more willing women then youve fucked escorts. because as fucking fat and useless as what you are i doubt you can afford too many or for very much a peice.
you fucking dork

>being this angry on the internet

You lose. Good day sir.

escorts are willing tho, dont call me a rapist

that was written in the calmest mindset possible

youve literally got no excuse, dude.
stop being a smelly snoflake and get used to water cause its fuckin everywhere. DBs not a long term solution. get some deoderant and cologne, good shit too not axe or body spray. the body is a disgusting microbal toilet, be ashamed of it.

willing or that desperate? you kind of are a rapist man.
I wouldnt even get a boner if she wasnt into it.
I bet they fucking cry when they get home

youre using green text wrong faggot

ill try this stuff i guess, but if it's too moist ill throw it out

why would they cry, if they didn't like it they could always leave, i get companionship, they get money, everybody is happy

ok, the thread is slowing down and im going to watch some anime, ill be buying the gold bond and dry bath stuff, i hope it goes away and isnt an std

thank you to those who were nice and didnt say mean things to me

Hi Niggers

man, they dont know what you look like till they get there. they can only book a few dudes a day. to leave is like taking a day off work. youre retarded as fuck. They cry out of shame for having fucked such an obese man child. people who are hard up for cash do what they have to do. Especially if they have kids or something,
youre so fucking pathetic