What kind of stuff do you think Captain America looks up on the Internet?

What kind of stuff do you think Captain America looks up on the Internet?

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"Black widow slut cosplay"

He also blatantly browses Sup Forums

how to get out of the closet and remove the dirty tatoo that I have so that people will stop thinking that I am pure white trash

>why is nigger considered an insult

Haley Atwell nudes

History shit. Music, he probably had a blast hearing about the Atomic bomb

>p
>pewdiepie's name appears
>"hmmm, I wonder what this pewdiepie is?"

He just plays flash games on Newgrounds all day

>What does a breast feel like?

>killing best friend PRANK

Film scores

Pretty sure it was an insult in the 40s

Can you imagine Captain America finding out about the endless supply of porn on your internet there is for the first time? Must have been mind blowing.

>Cap got to hear 60 years of music in the 5 years since he's been freed from the ice

What album would you recommend?

>blast

...

Rocky (Rocky 2?)
He doesn't know yet...

Pet Sounds.

I don't care how old it is, it's still a fucking masterpiece.

He was probably warned about how inferior Rocky 2 is to the first, yet he's curious

Cunny and a bit of necro

You just go right on ahead and kill yourself, sonny. You will not be missed.

I meant that he doesn't know there's 7 Rocky movies

Man, i cant believe in all those fucking movies they didnt made a small montage of Cap adapting to the new world.

youtube.com/watch?v=emGri7i8Y2Y


>Cap starts googling things
>The cellphone
>Seinfeld
>Keyboard Cat
>Team America

>Cap playing call of duty trying to rally the team but all the teens tell him to "fuck off noob".

>Gets killed all the time
>Tony takes the controller
>Fucks everyone up
>"see champ? You gotta flank 'em"
>Tony punches him in the shoulder and leaves.
>Cut to Cap playing chess with old people in the park.

>Cap goes to a clothing store
>every fucking woman there checking him out
>Tries on some jeans
>Pulls them really high.
>Hawkeye just shakes his head.

>Cap and Hawkeye on a pussy hunt
>Hawkeye showing his dance moves
>Cap starts to do the charleston
>One of his vans shoes flies off and hits the bottles on the bar.

>Cap and Bruce go to a 40s movie marathon.
>Cap throws popcorn in Bruce's face
>Bruce starts to shake
>Cap tries to calm him
>"its just a prank bro"
>huh...I got that reference!!


Yeah it was going to be a crazy summer for Cap and the gang.

He's trying to undestand the technological evolution of the last decades. He's probably testing Messenger or Ares.

>dem aussie things

Cap would probably be better at Battlefield

What happens when Cap discovers YouTube?

meant to quote but while im posting again

RUSSIA

It should have happened in the credits of the first Capt movie. Something like the, "Have no fears, we've got stories for years" song from The Simpsons.

marvelcinematicuniverse.wikia.com/wiki/Captain_America's_To-Do_List

And the various differences from around the world.

>UK 1966 World Cup
>France has Daft Punk
>Korea has DDR and 2002 World Cup
>Latin America gets Maradona and Shakira
>Germany gets Currywurst

UK

SOUTH KOREA

FRANCE

Why would Captain America care about Britain winning a soccer match 50 years ago?

ITALY

Peggy mentioned it, probably.

MEXICO

Smile > pet sounds

Fuck good call!

>Cap getting his ass handed to him
>hes playing a fast paced shooter
>Cap throws the controller
>Tony has something behind his back
>Shows Battlefield and smirks
>Cap destroying everyone
>"wtf? hax"
>"dude, WAHT?!? how did he kill me?"
>Tony waits for his turn at the game
>Cap still doesnt die
>Cap wakes him up
>Hand him the controller
>"Finally"
>Controller batteries are dead.
>"son of a bitch"
>Suddenly Thor enters
>Shoots a tiny bolt at the controller
>fully charged
>Black Widow sees this and runs to her room
>Comes out with a dildo
>Points at it
>Please?

Because all the Brits he keeps encountering keep going on and on about how FOOTBALL IS COMING HOME, LA

He'd probably say it makes no sense for everyone in WW1 to be black.

SPAIN

He collects rare pepes.

BRAZIL

I didn't know they had a different notebook for each country.

Although it's pretty weird to think Steve would care about the first mexican astronaut when he still needs to learn about the first astronaut, period.

Australia was already posted

US

>Star Wars crossed out.

Nice.

GERMANY

>"Cap, did you know my home country won a soccer game 20 years after you were frozen and 10 years or so before I was born?"

not much for mexico to care about user. It's fucking mexico.

It would be like having anything to write about canada.

I mean... at least with mexico they could have had the earthquake 1985, PRI, cartels, student bullshit recently, ect.

Imagine playing Battlefield and the actual Captain America joins your team and starts giving orders.

Was.......Hitler.......Right?

I wonder what Cap would think of Nirvana.

That seems like it's totally the opposite of what his generation was used to.

I wonder who the fuck recommend it to him?

Probably just a mark of a generational mindset shift or something.

How do you think he reacted when he watched Star Wars and he saw Mace Windu?

Exmilitary

References he doesn't get.

>was the holocaust real

Hey Steve, you ever heard of lollipops? Well get this, spain makes a certain type of lollipop.

Crazy, right? Go ahead and write that down for further research.

thanks for the cringe :)

>"2 girls 1 cup"
>Oh more naked women...nothing ne-
>.......................................
>Black Widow enters the room eating chocolate ice cream.
>Wacha doing?
>huh!?!?
>Cap tries to close the screen
>Accidentally breaks the desk in half.
>Porn still on
>Cap gets up quickly, still has headphones on
>Rips them off
>Sound of diarrea all over Avengers tower
>"Its research"
>....................
>"I thought it was just regular porn"
>........................
>"That came out wrong"
>........................
>Tony walks by
>"Get your freak on Steve!"
>ITS RESEARCH!

>I wonder who the fuck recommend it to him?

It's a movie

>Captain doesn't understand the premise of internet anonymity and tracks down and shows up at some kids house after that kid was joking about killing jews while in the server

...

More like
>why is negro offensive

>aunt niece erotica

Memes

winrar

dying of laughter over here

>Not dragonball or saint seiya dubbed

what?

I know but just imagine Cap listening to this: youtu.be/JCGvONbVCa0

I can't help but laugh.

More like

>Why is modern media telling all of society to bend over for this one minority that is neither hard working, nor law abiding?

Hed probably have haunting memories of racial segregation.

That's a bit odd considering there were black people serving the military, and hold judicial powers, became scientists, and hold positions of political power.

:^)

Probably Hawkeye. He seems like he would unironically prefer the most pleb-tier grunge band.

He'd probably be busy reading the wikipedia page on 20th century history

Whose logo was designed by one of the most influential artists of the 20th century.

>Berlin Wall
>doesn't mention David Hasselhoff

It would sound revolutionary to him. 20 years ahead of his time.

>Steve you know Salvador Dali?
>Yeah
>He designed the logo of a lollipop company
>TELL ME MORE ABOUT THESE LOLLIPOPS, FROM SPAIN YOU SAY?

Why did they do this?

He's captain america, not captain 3rd world

So in the foreign versions of Winter Soldier, Cap isn't in America? Why would he or Falcon care about what's been in in France or Russia or whatever?

spain... doesn't exactly got a lot going on....

>no Psy
>no Starcraft/LoL

>no Suez

Also why the fuck is Troubleman on every single list? Is that the director's favourite movie?

Eh he's a bigass liberal as portrayed in the comics

Anyone who views WW2 as a "good" or noble war, would totally embrace the modern liberal agenda.
WW2 was the start of it all

You'd think they'd at least mention this guy? It's not that much of a sore spot in Spain still, is it?

are you literally retarded?

Baby boomers are what started the liberal agenda. They are the "counter culture" to the greatest generation. God loving white men and women.

Why would based cap have the opinions of a delusional Sup Forumsyard.

>Also why the fuck is Troubleman on every single list?

It's in the movie

>Steve Rogers told Sam Wilson the day they met while jogging in Washington, D.C. that he had difficulty getting caught up with the modern world. Wilson recommended Marvin Gaye's Trouble Man soundtrack from 1972, stating that it was everything that Rogers had missed while he was frozen jammed into one album.

>Eh he's a bigass liberal as portrayed in the comics
Did he also use to be a starving artist in the MCU?

>Why would based cap have the opinions of a delusional Sup Forumsyard.

>Baby boomers are what started the liberal agenda.
Are you a fucking idiot?
You think people who weren't even born yet were the ones behind forced integration of niggers, calling all whites who didn't want niggers ruining their neighborhoods "white supremacists" ?

Was LBJ a baby boomer? Was Eisenhower?

They fought a world war against nationalism & racialism, for the benefit of international communism/liberalism
Then afterwards the thinking was "never again", so the concept & existance of homogenous white nation states must be destroyed.

Right. I've not listened to Troubleman. Is it really that good?

I'm pretty positive cap would have known about the fascist and republic guerra civil. Guernica was years before 1941.

>Baby boomers are what started the liberal agenda.

They certainly didn't have the age to pass the civil rights bill eh

Do you think he told Fury that SLJ looks a lot like him.

To add, I double majored BFA in art history and illustration. Before that I studied an insane amount of 20th century history so I have no idea what your average person would know about the period.

Dali was on the side of the nationalists so... yeah.

Is movie cap also being manipulated by a cosmic cube?

Or the opposite.

Civil Rights for minorities is not a fucking liberal agenda you stupid fucks. That's just a human agenda.

You idiots cannot be this retarded.

>They fought a world war against nationalism & racialism, for the benefit of international communism/liberalism
Read a book for once in your life.