I'm a 27 year old virgin. I found a local prostitute. So Sup Forums should I?

I'm a 27 year old virgin. I found a local prostitute. So Sup Forums should I?

if you do don't fap for three days, I was semi erect the whole time when I lost my virginity to a hooker

abstaining from masturbation for 3 days to lose your virginity to a hooker

>the world we live in

ah just do it, stop being a pussy.

Find out how overrated it is...

Urgh...is it her on the pic? Cause i'd advise against it.

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Why? I need to eat pussy.

She just looks ugly, man...you don't have other local prostitutes?

I've had erection problems before. And that's caused me to be a virgin.

For a hooker I don't think she looks that bad. Plus she has a big ass which I like. I'd actually like to lick her asshole.

Hey, that's my mom!

Well ok i love big asses too so i get that.

she absolutely looks that bad for a hooker lol, wtf man

>lost my virginity to a hooker

This.
It is nice, but not 'all that.'

>Pierced septum

>Septum piercing

>Fat

>Ugly

100% guaranteed that at least 300 niggers have rammed her AIDS riddled vag.

Avoid at all costs

>paying someone for you to pleasure them

dude, don't eat out a hooker

>all these naysayers
I've had sex with some serious 10/10 fantasy tier women due to the wonderful thing that is the escort business. JAV tier girls with amazing titties and asses, this one young blonde with a bubble booty, clearly worked on that ass 7 days a week at the gym. It isn't everyone's thing but personally, I'd rather pay $200-300 for anything I want, 1 hour, than waste days upon weeks upon 100s of dollars taking a girl out, having to "be there for her", pretend to be understanding, make her laugh, all this other shit I don't want to do just because I'm horny.

I'm not saying hookers are bad, I'm saying this hooker is particularly disgusting even by internet hooker standards

Oh definitely. OP's hooker is avoid at all costs. I'm just addressing all the "implying I'd pay for sex when you can get it free" posts

top fucking kek

this. I've been offered sex from strippers for way cheaper who were way better looking here in nj