You are now balls deep in the last female you've talked to. Is this Awesome? Y/N?
You are now balls deep in the last female you've talked to. Is this Awesome? Y/N?
A 10/10 escort I emailed to make a booking with for Saturday night? I mean, I guess it's pretty cool. Saves me a few hundred bucks.
Yay, I'm giving my wife the ol' in out! Color me happy.
Jokes on you OP. I don't talk to females.
Sorry, mom.
Dubs check'd
You know you wanted too
She is only 10yo, so yes.
Just another Wednesday night. I'm only sorry because she's still in that coma.
Also, dubs check'd
Absolutely horribly ugly co-worker, nahthanks
you are already inside her so you might as well make the best of it.
My gf, tight af so Y
>tight af
cool virgin cliche, virgin.
> Projecting this hard
>virgin getting this mad for being called a virgin
lol
>gf
I mean yeah it's great and all but there was so much more potential. It's like spending a genie wish on a slice of cake.
if I already in her, she already covered in vomit
It's my six year old daughter.
So no.
what about the 2nd to last girl u talked to?
She's 5, so no, this is pretty terrible.
ya never know, it might actually be pretty awesome...
>tfw I haven't talked to a girl since New Years Eve parties.
Unless you count the Cashiers at Tim Hortons or grocery stores but...fml
-1/10 co-worker.
Not awesome at all.
Neck yourself, m8.
no u
My ex.
Who I still talk to because I can't get over her.
I mean.
It depends on if I just magically teleport to being inside her right now with nothing else changing
Or if it's what she wants
Because if the former
I'm fucked, figuratively and literally
If the latter
All my worries are resolved
God damn user you made me sad
>implying I talk to girls.
Turns out I'm balls deep in my ex
One of my best friends, incredibly awesome.
"See you soon, Grandma."
Puts down phone.
Looks at Sup Forums.
Oh.
Coworker i want to fuck.
So this is going great.
...
Boring... my gf whose I live with...
You and half a dozen other dudes
Old vietnamese lady at the Pizza Hut.
Shit.
Some vapid cunt from tinder
The girl who sold me a book earlier. She was a really cute blonde with braces, so yes, it's awesome.
lol ok neckbeard
Was gonna say my girlfriend, but just talked to my 83 year old grandma.. Guess its been a while for her..
i fucking LOVE empire records
pick her up, get dinner, play gin blossoms and i guarantee she'll fuck you
literally just happened to me too, except shes 86
shes only 'tight' because youre a pencil dicked faggot
barnes an noble?
Great! Except we're planning to fuck on the low anyway
Yeah? Thanks Sup Forumsro
No incest here
-5/10 overweight lab technician
end
my
life
yes, a girl friend of mine that i want to fuck for months already
No, independent bookshop.
coworker, pretty and all bu i'm not interested in her so No
hell yea
No one asked if you were interested in her. You don't have to be interested in someone to go in balls deep
Ugh, my wife. Fml.
Gross
First sex best sex. I'm 25 btw
Let me guess, she's loud, Vaguebooks a lot, and her family's of relatively low socioeconomic status? I may be wrong, but she has the look about her.
came here to post exactly this
My boss. She's kind of a milf, so that's cool.
That literally makes no sense
Hell no. Friends fiance is two inches too close to being a 15 yo, that and her stupid dog made me trip as I was carrying my computer dropping it on the floor. Thankfully the computer is fine.
Fuck you OP.
Thicc latina from the MacDonalds drive-through.
>MacDonalds
Shit..... told a derro abbo woman i didnt have any smokes.
/b you fucked me up again
What, you've never been to old MacDonalds farm drive thru?
kek
cute black girl I met earlier today
im ok with this thought
girl on the right, pretty awesome
I last talked to my girlfriend, so thats pretty normal to be balls deep in her
My daughter damn
IT'S AWWRIGHTTT!
Err, my HR lady at work? I don't want to be lectured on why being balls deep in her is inappropriate behavior...
Wait wait wait....
If I talked to her, but she didn't talk back, does it count?
...
She's a bit of a sjw but Y
Well its my girlfriend of five years that I just had a child with. Been there done that, pic related
do animals count?
Considering the last woman I talked to is a dyke it would most certainly be awesome as fuck!
My sister
I don't know how it would affect the job interview I just had with her but other than that yeah I'm pretty psyched, she was very doable.
She's a feminist and I hate her. Pretty hot to finally be able to 'oppress' that bitch.
Well, see you guys in 15 years.
>have autism
>go to super marked
>only 3 checkstands
>oh fuck oh fuck oh fuck
>only one is open
>the cashier is female
>turn 360°,then walk away
>better come back on Saturday
>maybe it's more full then
>maybe a man will be on one of the checkstands
In person or over the Internet either way pretty good
Oh god yes my cute tiny lil sister
>My sister
Well shit
i always wanted to do my sister
Daaaamn
>2 girls from work
Do I get another cock now? Also Y for both
Hahaha sheeeeeeit
yes,
my best friend ive been secretly in love with. known her for 10 years
So my wife? Yeah I'd say that's awesome I suppose
younger sister
Y
I''m 30, she is 17.
Met her on pof.
She knows she just doesn't care
shagged this indian chick which i met 1 month ago
>That hair
Kek
Fuck yes, I was just sexting this 18-year old I have occasional phone sex with but haven't met in real life.
So I'm good with this.
A police officer...
Pretty sure she was on Jersey Shore
My gf. So meh, it's alright I guess
yeah unofortunately i know thats true
but just having her to cuddle and tell her everything makes it so much better. best thing i have in life that i dont get to stick my dick in
but thats what my gf is for