You are now balls deep in the last female you've talked to. Is this Awesome? Y/N?

You are now balls deep in the last female you've talked to. Is this Awesome? Y/N?

A 10/10 escort I emailed to make a booking with for Saturday night? I mean, I guess it's pretty cool. Saves me a few hundred bucks.

Yay, I'm giving my wife the ol' in out! Color me happy.

Jokes on you OP. I don't talk to females.

Sorry, mom.

Dubs check'd

You know you wanted too

She is only 10yo, so yes.

Just another Wednesday night. I'm only sorry because she's still in that coma.

Also, dubs check'd

Absolutely horribly ugly co-worker, nahthanks

you are already inside her so you might as well make the best of it.

My gf, tight af so Y

>tight af
cool virgin cliche, virgin.

> Projecting this hard

>virgin getting this mad for being called a virgin
lol

>gf
I mean yeah it's great and all but there was so much more potential. It's like spending a genie wish on a slice of cake.

if I already in her, she already covered in vomit

It's my six year old daughter.

So no.

what about the 2nd to last girl u talked to?

She's 5, so no, this is pretty terrible.

ya never know, it might actually be pretty awesome...

>tfw I haven't talked to a girl since New Years Eve parties.
Unless you count the Cashiers at Tim Hortons or grocery stores but...fml

-1/10 co-worker.
Not awesome at all.

Neck yourself, m8.

no u

My ex.

Who I still talk to because I can't get over her.

I mean.

It depends on if I just magically teleport to being inside her right now with nothing else changing
Or if it's what she wants


Because if the former
I'm fucked, figuratively and literally

If the latter
All my worries are resolved

God damn user you made me sad

>implying I talk to girls.

Turns out I'm balls deep in my ex

One of my best friends, incredibly awesome.

"See you soon, Grandma."
Puts down phone.
Looks at Sup Forums.
Oh.

Coworker i want to fuck.
So this is going great.

...

Boring... my gf whose I live with...

You and half a dozen other dudes

Old vietnamese lady at the Pizza Hut.

Shit.

Some vapid cunt from tinder

The girl who sold me a book earlier. She was a really cute blonde with braces, so yes, it's awesome.

lol ok neckbeard

Was gonna say my girlfriend, but just talked to my 83 year old grandma.. Guess its been a while for her..

i fucking LOVE empire records

pick her up, get dinner, play gin blossoms and i guarantee she'll fuck you

literally just happened to me too, except shes 86

shes only 'tight' because youre a pencil dicked faggot

barnes an noble?

Great! Except we're planning to fuck on the low anyway

Yeah? Thanks Sup Forumsro

No incest here

-5/10 overweight lab technician

end
my
life

yes, a girl friend of mine that i want to fuck for months already

No, independent bookshop.

coworker, pretty and all bu i'm not interested in her so No

hell yea

No one asked if you were interested in her. You don't have to be interested in someone to go in balls deep

Ugh, my wife. Fml.

Gross

First sex best sex. I'm 25 btw

Let me guess, she's loud, Vaguebooks a lot, and her family's of relatively low socioeconomic status? I may be wrong, but she has the look about her.

came here to post exactly this

My boss. She's kind of a milf, so that's cool.

That literally makes no sense

Hell no. Friends fiance is two inches too close to being a 15 yo, that and her stupid dog made me trip as I was carrying my computer dropping it on the floor. Thankfully the computer is fine.

Fuck you OP.

Thicc latina from the MacDonalds drive-through.

>MacDonalds

Shit..... told a derro abbo woman i didnt have any smokes.
/b you fucked me up again

What, you've never been to old MacDonalds farm drive thru?

kek

cute black girl I met earlier today

im ok with this thought

girl on the right, pretty awesome

I last talked to my girlfriend, so thats pretty normal to be balls deep in her

My daughter damn

IT'S AWWRIGHTTT!

Err, my HR lady at work? I don't want to be lectured on why being balls deep in her is inappropriate behavior...

Wait wait wait....
If I talked to her, but she didn't talk back, does it count?

...

She's a bit of a sjw but Y

Well its my girlfriend of five years that I just had a child with. Been there done that, pic related

do animals count?

Considering the last woman I talked to is a dyke it would most certainly be awesome as fuck!

My sister

I don't know how it would affect the job interview I just had with her but other than that yeah I'm pretty psyched, she was very doable.

She's a feminist and I hate her. Pretty hot to finally be able to 'oppress' that bitch.

Well, see you guys in 15 years.

>have autism
>go to super marked
>only 3 checkstands
>oh fuck oh fuck oh fuck
>only one is open
>the cashier is female
>turn 360°,then walk away
>better come back on Saturday
>maybe it's more full then
>maybe a man will be on one of the checkstands

In person or over the Internet either way pretty good

Oh god yes my cute tiny lil sister

>My sister
Well shit

i always wanted to do my sister

Daaaamn

>2 girls from work

Do I get another cock now? Also Y for both

Hahaha sheeeeeeit

yes,
my best friend ive been secretly in love with. known her for 10 years

So my wife? Yeah I'd say that's awesome I suppose

younger sister
Y

I''m 30, she is 17.

Met her on pof.

She knows she just doesn't care

shagged this indian chick which i met 1 month ago

>That hair
Kek

Fuck yes, I was just sexting this 18-year old I have occasional phone sex with but haven't met in real life.

So I'm good with this.

A police officer...

Pretty sure she was on Jersey Shore

My gf. So meh, it's alright I guess

yeah unofortunately i know thats true
but just having her to cuddle and tell her everything makes it so much better. best thing i have in life that i dont get to stick my dick in
but thats what my gf is for