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>Be me 21
>Break up with gf of 3.5 years
>Total wreck so move in with parents again
>Get good paying job
>Life looking up
>Buy new vehicle
>Sad and Lonely on inside and vow to be picky af
>Birthday comes up and I’m all alone
>Cry myself to sleep
>Start talking to girl from my hometown 800 miles away
>Hit it off
>New years is coming and I want a good one
>She calls me pet names all the time and we have shit tons in common
>She says we’re like soul mates, think exactly alike etc
>Continuedly says how she wishes I was there to cuddle her
>Says her roommate wouldn’t like me because he’s a little bitch
>New years is in a few days
>Finally ask what she thinks of me coming out to stay with her
>1/8

>She freaks out in a good way super girly reaction
>Would be her best new year’s ever
>So I drive out
>I get there and we meet up
>Go to her place
>Walk in see her roommate
>Not only is it her ex but a kid I used to punk out in h.s
>He’s like 5’7 130lbs and I’m like 5’10 275
>He immediately grabs his shit and leaves with some b.s excuse
>Whatever lulz
>Stay up till like 6 a.m. with her talking about life etc.
>Finally go to bed
>We hangout all day and have a blast together like we’re best of friends
>Night comes around
>Exbf comes home
>Fight ensues
>2/8

>Sitting on porch smoking as they argue in the garage
>Don’t want to fuck his shit up because she has to live here not me
>He tears off crying and leaves
>She comes up crying and gets in her truck and tells me to come with
>lol okay
>Turns out the little fucker pushed her on the ice and she fell and hit her head
>Beg her to let me catch this little bitch
>She says no it will only make things worse for her
>Oblige unwillingly
>Takes me to gas station to buy a bottle
>I pay even though she hands me the money
>We go back to her place
>She gets the idea to go get her friend like 30 miles away
>uhhhh wut
>She’s bi not that it matters but you’ll see here in a second
>Her friends some 19 year old pregnant bitch with big tits
>Whatever I came back for my new year’s kiss
>Pick up friend
>Midnight comes and goes
>Lamest shit ever
>Its like 1:45 so I stand up and proclaim I’m going to bed
>Cough Cough come get the dick bitch
>I lay there for like 20 minutes until she comes in
>Grabs her pillow and blanket and says hey you get the big comfy bed to yourself tonight
>I say, well if I wanted the big comfy bed to myself I would’ve stayed my ass home
>3/8

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>She scoffs then turns to leave
>Full speed turns around and runs and jumps on me in a full bear hug
>you’re the best user
>”yeah”
>She says yeah?
>YUPP
>She leaves and I pass out with slight tears of disappointment running down
>The next day is full of her ex officially moving out and her friend and her cuddling
>Convinced I got long distance cucked by a bi chick and pregnant bimbo
>Ex Leaves under my supervision and scolding
>She decides to take preggers home
>Good bitch
>She gets back and we hangout more
>Says I saw her at her worst and no one in her family has ever seen her cry
>Tell her how feelings don’t bother me and whatever
>She has to work tomorrow
>Ask her how much she’ll make tomorrow
>$80 for a full day’s work
>Tell her I’ll take her on a trip tomorrow for lunch and ill pay her the days wages
>She’s super giddy and happy again
>Sleep together and cuddle etc.
>4/8

>Good happy morning
>We eat lunch at a place I chose
>Exbf was talking for almost 2 years about taking her here
>lmao wut
>its literally 3 hours away
>have a great day and start to drive home
>she tells me she hasn’t ever done anything with preggers
>Says she went through like 5 years of emotions in the few days I’ve been here
>Okay that’s understandable
>We get home she elects to sleep on the couch while I catch up with a local friend for 2 hours
>come back she won’t wake up to go to bed with me
>Uhhhh Okay
>Go to bed and wake up at 2a.m to piss
>Her dog is diarrhea shitting all over
>wake her up to tell her
>she’s kind of pissed and doesn’t do anything about it
>Whatever
>Wake up before she goes to work
>Dog has been shitting all fucking day
>5/8

>She’s pissed because she has a long day ahead of her and dog shit
>Tell her I’ll clean it up
>Still pissed and leaves
>Texts an hour later apologizing for being a bitch whatever
>Ask her what she needs from the store
>Uhh just t.p
>Look through her fridge and freezer
>Shits empty af
>Go to store buy 60$ worth of food plus t.p and cleaning supplies for the shit
>She comes back from lunch right as I get back from the store
>Dog shit still there
>Doesn’t give a fuck about all the shit I bought and complains about how shitty her days going
>Okay….
>Clean up shit then go hang with the homie
>Literally lives a block away
>leave at 5:08 get angry text at 5:09 about where the fuck I am because I have the key
>Get text as I pull in the driveway
>She asks wtf
>My reply “sorry I’m late, I got lost on the path of life”
>She doesn’t know wtf to say
>lulz inside
>Get inside and its super awkward and distant
>Take the hint and tell her I’ll give her her space
>Says she is sorry and she wants me here but just wants to be alone
>pack all my shit and say by to the dog and her
>she doesn’t even get off the couch to hug me or anything just keeps saying sorry and not keeping eye contact
>Decide to head to friends for a bit before leaving
>6/8

>Decide to leave as its snowing pretty hard and I’ve got a 12 hour drive ahead of me
>Have this hunch to drive by her place
>Her ex’s truck is there but her car isn’t
>Get pissed and drive straight through the storm to home
>She texts me when I get home asking if I made it home safe
>Have a few days of awkward texting until I finally ask her
>What are we? What the fuck happened
>I just want to be friends user I thought I made that clear to you
>Okay cool it is what it is
>Then here comes my issue
>7/8

>I want to come out to your place and spend my birthday week with you
>Ask her what she wants to do
>Youre in charge of that
>Says she doesn’t want me to pay for anything
>Wants to spend the time with me
>Uhhh are we friends or do you like me?
>That’s the conclusion of the story and I need opinions on how to interpret the whole situation
>Thanks for reading guys
>8/8
Thats the current situation
Discuss if you feel so inclined

She gave you signals that she was into you, I mean "soul mates" ??? Come the fuck on , she friend zoned you but she tricked you into tho I would've thought the same as you fam

Hw many people are reed?

Whats it mean that she wants to come out for her birthday and all that shit?

>1/8

dropped

>be me 16
>first time going to friends house
>he a total pothead
>SMOKEWEEDEVERYDAY.mp3
>he gets high and falls asleep
>i get bored and go in his moms room
>sneaky peaky
>and there i see it
>JACKPOT
>a nice red dildo (single mom)
>hide it in my backpack
>when i leave i begin my devious plan
>i ship it to friends house and put tracking on it
>no return address im not that retarded
>few days later it says it arrived at house
>goes over to friends house that day
>stays until mom comes home from work
>introduce myself to her
>friend says "mom you got something in the mail"
>she begins to open package in the kitchen
>me watching from living room
>desperately trying not to laugh
>drops package when she sees whats inside
>IT HAS RETURNED.png
>friend looks at dildo rolling on floor
>he is so shocked
>neither can say anything
>i say i forgot something in the basement
>laughs my ass off
>BEST DAY EVER
>i still go all the time neither suspect anything

Fuck knows, the way she's acting she probably just wants to hang out tbh

5'10 275 jesus boi u big

Used you to eject the ex with enough suggestion that you'd get your dick wet.

Refused to pony up the poontang when you'd done your job, as insinuated.

Let you leave as you were of no further use.

You got cucked.

Same guy but fuck just tell her straight up, if u tryna go for the long run just tell her

i know im 5'10 and like 175 pounds. I'm not fat but im not the skinniest person

bump someone post more stories

I'm built weird though too, like I have super broad shoulders and short legs lmao

fuck that whore bro , find a new girl
u shud have stopped talking to her since you left her house in the storm,
soon as u drove home she probably fucked her ex for 12 hours straight

Let's ignore the whole leading you on and the ex and the pregnant bi and all of that. Let's focus on her living situation. She didn't clean up her own dogs shit. She doesn't have food in the house. She's not in any state to be a useful partner to you. She probably won't ever fuck you either. So ignore her and date someone who's got her shit together at least as much as you do.

If by some chance you really want to stick your dick in crazy...
Tell her you thought there was more between you two and that you don't want to be just friends. Stroke her ego a bit, wish her well but tell her it's too difficult for you and you'll just have to move on. Maybe, just maybe, she'll decide since she can't have you she must have you. Then you might get to fuck her. I implore you wear a fucking rubber and to not even contemplate taking it any further.

i think while its entirely possible she just wanted/needed a really good friend and not anything above the Platonic Plateau to begin with, she clearly has gone through some shit before and after you've been involved and i think she doesn't know what she wants. i think she wants SOMETHING intimate but not THAT intimate or intimate beyond whatever her bounds are at the moment yknow what i mean? i think bottom line, if this is frustrating for you, just cut it off now, because i think she still doesn't know what she wants and the birthday weekend shit seems like it'll just snowball

i think she just needed someone to vomit all of her feelings on. if she does that kind of shit so early in in the "relationship" shes not a keeper, dont go anywhere near her

per this, and i think even though you didn't spend a ton of time together your interactions during when you went to the store/conflicts about the dog shit really resembled a quick-to-argue married couple. just like, not enough patience, not enough flexibility to be not so set in her own ways of dealing with shit. which to a certain extent is ok but like, it just means you might not be a good match for each other on that level. but if you're just trying to fuck and nothing else at this point then sure, but just make it ABUNDANTLY CLEAR THAT YOU'RE ON THE SAME PAGE so that she doesn't think it means something it doesnt and please use fucking protection. and if she doesn't want that then don't strain yourself anymore, you probably can't give each other what you want and its best to move to greener pastures

This user is right OP.

But I'm going to not ignore the whole leading you on and the ex and the pregnant bi and all of that.

This girl invited you to SLEEP at her house, 12 fucking hours away from where you live, with nobody else in her place except you, and then said "oh we're just friends!"

That's a load of shit. Either she's retarded and doesn't understand social norms (yeah, a guy sleeping over at a girls house is never anything OTHER than fucking sexual relations, who the fuck thinks otherwise?) or she is a piece of shit lying bitch and just wants to use you for whatever.

Then
>living with her ex
That's a huge fucking red flag. And you saw his truck there later, do you really think they aren't fucking or she doesn't have feelings for him?

And
>her best friend or whatever is a fucking pregnant, presumably single mother
That's an enormous red flag.

OP, trust me, I know you like this girl. I know you want to fuck her. But this is not worth your time. The fact that you have the mental capacity to put together a coherent greentext story means this retarded bitch is below you and you'd be doing an awful disservice to yourself by pursuing her. She already mislead and cockblocked you once.

What do you think is going to happen if you hang out again?

Yo you need to bail. This chick is not over her ex and the chances of her being unfaithful or possibly even just straight stringing you along are incredibly high. I've seen this a thousand times. It might seem like she is or she might even say she is but she isnt. All the signs are there. The hesitance, but the big talking, the being wrapped in her own head and emotions, shes lost. and shes not going to find what shes looking for in you. It also appears you arent the intuitive type, so theres always going to be a wall between the two of you.

Op here
I guess my hope is that there was so much Bullshit and tension being built up and she's super socially awkward and didn't know how to handle the feelings, I don't think she sleeps around but who knows, I want it to work because we have so much in common, I don't get the play of coming out here and not accepting any money for me [I offered to see if she'd bite]

Similar stuff happened to me.
When she told me I was her best friend and said to her that we were best friends in that moment but that we didn't know what we were going to be in the future. Let it flow user

>$80 for a full days worth

Move on. If a woman thinks that little of herself then you're better off.

Don't be a cuck

I think he meant to say work

Agreed. I went through something similar and I think it stems from her inability to trust in her own decisions. She is probably trying to maintain the possibility of reconnecting with her ex while keeping you around as a backup.

TBH the whole pregnant bi bitch is probably more of a play she made to fuck with her ex and is trying to do the same with you. There's no other reason I can think of for her to stress the importance of her friends sexual preference and further fuck with your head with the cuddling etc..

I can't help but think that she's a manipulative cunt with a below average intellect who thinks she can juggle both you and her ex for as long as she wants/needs.

tl;dr:
gtfo breh, she's never gonna make up her mind, and even if she does its probably not gonna be you she picks.

I think meant that if she's working a job where she makes $80 for a full day's work she's a dumb cunt with no ambition.

It was a interesting read big nigga.

IMHO stop the contact with her. She clearly lead you on and she seems pretty emotionally unstable.

bump