ITT: FBI raids your house. What do you do or say?

ITT: FBI raids your house. What do you do or say?

inb4 you hide your child porn

delete VM. say nothing.

lock my dog away so those violent savages dont shoot her for barking when people smash in to my house.
than wonder why they are harassing someone who has not done shit.

I think it's gonna be a good night in the red room

Hide my wife.
Hide my kids.

I actually have nothing illegal. So I'll just chill.

point out that I'm living in an apartment so I couldn't be the right person

>He just ran out the back! Get him!

they wont take me alive so ill say nothing

Tell them to fuck off since they have no authority in Canada.

Zero downloaded mp3's, tv shows, movies, or games?

kek

>inb4 hide my cp
But that is exactly what i got to do.

Please take the computer, not the toilet where I keep the secret Trump/Russia material

ALLHU AKBAR!

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you dump your cp here so its safe and you can delete it haha

dont actually... dont be stupid.

Those guys at the FBI are pretty good at stings. I don't think I'd have the chance to do or say anything until they allowed it.

>Good evening officers, you could have knocked... this house is old you see and should be treated with respect.Like how I'm treating you the people that hurt her....whats your business in these parts...

show them my neighbour's CP that I swear is my neighbour's.

Hands up and open, follow commands to best of my ability and make their job as easy as possible. Knowing full well I don't have anything illegal on my computer or phone I remain silent until I speak with my lawyer.

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