Post your hand and anons make outrageous assumptions about you

Post your hand and anons make outrageous assumptions about you

your pinky ring indicates that you prefer the company of men.

seriously only fucking total sissy twinks wear rings on any finger but the middle and rings

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>Works a job that involves lifting things, probably blue collar or minimum wage
>wears pinky ring simply for being cool, probably makes other fashion choices based on that
>single
>this is a long shot but I'm guessing youre a white guy.

i wouldn't believe you, but since you got trips it must be true

Youre a fur fag

You're fifty years old

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Likes apple pie and drinking coffee while watching his wife get banged

Your a 12 year old fat boy

>is american
>is white
>hates furries
>is fat

I don't work in any sort of manual labor, I'm a tech at a casino. I dress normally, and I have a qt gf

Nope, 19

>has a laptop
>lives on the west coast
>used to bite fingernails a lot as a kid
>broke your middle finger in your asshole when you were 14

Fat 12 year old who is poor.

Add 9 years and you got it.

What if I lack hands?

post nipples

Ehhhh...

Everything but hates furries is correct. Nice job user.

Damn you saw the time on my laptop. I was almost impressed by the west coast assumption.

Oh OK so you're a 21 year old fat looser who never worked a day in his life. Even programmers and accountants have rougher hands then you.

White spoiled guy, maybe less than middle class
Angry kid, despite not having a reason to be angry
Ungrateful to his mother
Has a temperament that he unloads on other people in his family that don't deserve it.
Feels no remorse
Obviously punched something recently, and not very hard either.
Just fast enough to burn the skin from his virgin knuckles

>inb4 fag with bracelet
Been wearing it for 2 years, fuck off

Greetings Sup Forums. You do not know me, but I know you. I have been watching for a very long time. I am here to save Sup Forums from those that plan to destroy it. Soon, there will be an awakening.

~Sup Forums Guy

You're a man!

Exactly....Could not have said it better myself

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Then you're in luck. I am too. Cept I'm 23 and probably way more fat then you

>White spoiled guy, maybe less than middle class

Not really, I've had to work for everything due to poorfag parents

>Angry kid, despite not having a reason to be angry

not at all

>Ungrateful to his mother

nope

>Has a temperament that he unloads on other people in his family that don't deserve it.

again, not at all

>Feels no remorse

this is pretty accurate

>Obviously punched something recently, and not very hard either.
>Just fast enough to burn the skin from his virgin knuckles

Been in martial arts for about 11 years now, thats why my knuckles look like that

Don't be a fag and show us your nips

Has a shitty phone camera that cant focus
>is gay
>wont admit it

in other words, I'm completely fucking right...

>gets dubs a lot
>does drugs


>masturbates multiple times a day
>lives in the country

>Inb4 2 yr old fat fgt

well, apparently kek thinks you are

The ehh was meant to imply them not being there.

I'm not that fat... Comparing myself to my family I look like Arnold Schwarzenegger compared to them.

I'm 20, but I do work very hard, yes.

>fat
>lots of acne
>has mommy buy clothes and chicken tendies
>jerks off to loli

>collects swords
>goes on Sup Forums
>says "cuck" in public
>says kek places other than Sup Forums
>never kissed a girl

What is the manliest thing you have done this week?

the son of a mobster, 12 years old, runs a small ring of juvenile delinquents stealing lunch money and beating up arab kids.
Most of your hostility stems from your awkwardness towards girls your age, you feel because you're overweight that they won't look at you like they do other boys.

Kek. Stoner alright.

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Wow dude you are everything I looked for in a bully victim when I was in school. I'd love to smash those greasy fat sausage fingers in an oak,door and force feed you those retard rings

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>fat
Yes
>lots of acne
Can't see any
>has mommy buy clothes and chicken tendies
Why pay for it when you can get it for free?
>jerk off to loli
I hate lolies

U got me

You're a white guy who has a decent job, but you hate every second of it
You've had a rough life and don't put up with bullshit
Hasn't been in any fights ever
Probably bisexual

I'd love that but i'mma tell my mom bout it n u get rekt fgt fite me

Voted for that socialist Bernie Sanders.
Real life cuck.

How did u know?

2 of those are correct

>watches netflix and yells when it buffers
>stares at women in public
>college student

>fat
>likes ranch too much

Go ahead tell um. Mine are dead so the school let's me do what I want

I live in the city actually, and am not gay
Anyone want to guess what I do for a living?

Well I worked a few 13 or so hour over night shifts at the ski mountain making snow in a row now. I guess being outside in subzero temps for hours at a time is my answer. Can share more pics if interested.

you work for Hillary at CTR shitposting on Sup Forums

marry me

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I will bby

I'll fok ye up m8

Self destructive tendencies, smoking, bing drinking etc.

Good personal hygiene.

Personal space is cluttered, worj space functionall clean.

College was harder than you thought.

Reclusive nature.

Generally liked.

/fit/ go home. And drink more water.

Edm music and stoner.

Faggut.

>is a fucking troll living under a bridge

hot assumption

>Self destructive tendencies, smoking, bing drinking etc.

Not really, I smoke weed occasionally but thats it

>Good personal hygiene.
>Personal space is cluttered, worj space functionall clean.

these are true

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0/3

>is atheist

Smoking weed is common for people with neuropathic tendancies. Bormally exolained by self medication.

Meth addict

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>Wants to suck cock after watching hypno threads on /gif/
>Votes democrat
>hates anime, but secretly finds anime girls cute
>minor depressive

Yes...well... No....kinda

What are neuropathic tendancies?

only twice a week at most, used to be a stoner though

>has a very plain house
>shaves arms
>listens to 80s music constantly

All wrong, except for the last one. Actually have a chemical imbalance.

Nigga u crazie a little. In a bad way. But just a little.

Took that cross off his grandmothers dresser
Is fag
Looks like Mitch from dazed and confused

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>true
>wrong
>true

I don't shave my arms. I'm just asian. kek and wow the 80's music one. Don't know how you can tell....

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My Cross

Fur"Fag"

And that's kind true... In some weird way...

>lives in a third world country

>thinks being a nice guy will get him girls

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Negro. Disobeys his masters. Is a submissive cuck.

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False, first world.

>Don't know how you can tell....
It's just that all unsophisticated people here do

Why does,your pinky look so small? Is cuz my dicks small? That's probably it.

Has a cat. Is a bro and doesn't declaw them.

Actual asshole

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>Likes cats
>anxious

>owns a cat

>takes 3 showers a day

i approve of your knuckles

interested in what you guys think

>College was harder than you thought
Still going, but I never wanted to start so youre close
>Reclusive nature
Absolutely. My only friends are on /k/.
>Generally liked
Yes, but I don't make friends because I don't think I should have any.

Fucks cats.

>has an extremely hairy asshole and doesn't let girls touch his butt

hi mr skeltal

You're an alien human hybrid. Those twiggy alien fingers

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thanks man

your ring and pinky fingers are really fucking small