I am a poker pro, ask me anything

I am a poker pro, ask me anything

how much for the donkey?

unfortunately its not for sale

How do you play poker?

Pro at gambling. Might as well have competitive slot machines. Only good thing about poker is Daniel N. Chill guy

If it were for sale, how much would interest you?

How well do you know her?

whats your tips on winning?
think my casino is a 4 deck set.
never played but I want to know how to play and the tricks to come out on top
hustle>gamble

Do you play Texas Hold'Em or some random shit to have a bigger edge? How long do you play per week/month? How many tables per session? How much do you make?

Can you fucking fold kk preflop?

i click buttons on my computer

about three fiddy

hardly

dont be an idiot

99% texas yeah, currently don't play that much bc finishing final year of bachelors degree (plan B in case something happens w legislation in my country). i make anywhere between 10k and 10MM a year

>dont be an idiot
......normally when people say that they explain or educate them...dont be a cunt

aight

don't be an idiot and confuse poker w blackjack

You that trust fund faggot that pays to be in movies?

no

cant use numerous decks in poker?
tell me more you all knowing cunt

...

You sure?

>online poker
>pro
whatever mister miyagi, wax on and now wax off ~

what is poker?

unless you specifically mention some poker variant that uses 4 decks, i will just assume you confused poker with blackjack

never heard of any poker game where you use more than 2 decks, and even those are rarely played anywhere

yes

How many sexes did you with that goat?

since youre trying to get the "royal flush" isnt card counting common?
thats why I asked about multiple decks

that's a fucking dog you cumstain

lol no

Well, what is your professional opinion of Bilzerian?

Dad???

he's not a poker pro, he's just spending money his daddy scammed from investors

One round or two round and why

Yegor?

SON!?

so whats the way to win?
is all just based on whos the better lie?

B-but he finished 196th in that one tournament once

maths

and darvin moon finished 2nd in that tourney once