in the middle of all this terrible Ghostbusters numale drama can we have a thread dedicated to essential mankino?
In the middle of all this terrible Ghostbusters numale drama can we have a thread dedicated to essential mankino?
Logan Reyes
Brayden Hall
Fuck, that movie is perfect.
Sebastian Flores
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Andrew Rodriguez
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Kayden Reed
Kek. Why do you have my face?
Jeremiah Hall
Reboot was less cheesy, deal with it.
Carter Davis
Cross of Iron and The Wild Bunch
Peckinpah was king of mankino.
Xavier Lee
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Aiden Flores
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Jeremiah Brooks
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Leo Moore
yfw Clint Eastwood dies people will just go "good he was racist"
Justin Wright
>kino
FUCK OFF WITH THIS STUPID GO DAMN FUCKING MEME YOU CUNT
EVERY GOD DAMN DAY WHEN I POST HERE IS SEE YOU, YOUR IDIOTIC POSTS, THE HALFWAY ABORTED COLONOSCOPY OF AN ATTEMPT AT HUMOR. EVERY SINGLE THREAD. EVERY SINGLE WEEK. EVERY SINGLE DAY. EVERY SINGLE GOD DAMN FUCKING DAY WITH THIS GOD DAMN MEME GARBAGE.
IM GOING TO TELL YOU SOMETHING YOU NEED TO GO DO RIGHT NOW. YOU FUCKING LISTENING SHORTSTACK? BECAUSE IM ABOUT TO INTRODUCE YOU TO WHAT I'D LIKE TO CALL "PROTOCOL: FUCK YOUR ASS", OKAY LISTEN BITCHBOY AND LISTEN THE FUCK GOOD BECAUSE IM ONLY GOING TO SAY THIS ONCE, COCKGOBBLER. YOU GOTTA GO OUTSIDE FOR ONCE IN YOUR LIFE, WIPE THE CUM CRUST OFF OF YOUR SHORTS, SHAVE UP, BUCKO, ITS REALITY TIME. GO TO YOUR LOCAL TOYS R' FUCKIN US OH WAIT YOU PROBABLY ARENT ALLOWED AFTER FIST FUCKING ALL OF THE ANIMAL DOLLS WITH YOUR LIMP DICK. NEVERMIND THAT SHIT MEME QUEEN, GO OVER TO A WAL-MART NEAR YOU, HOPEFULLY ONE YOU'RE NOT BLACKLISTED ON BECAUSE YOU FAILED TO MEET THEIR DISGUSTINGLY LOW STANDARDS, I MEAN IM PRAYING FOR YOU BUT IT AINT GONNA HELP. GO TO THE AISLE WHERE THEY HAVE THE FUCKING SILVERWARE, GRAB A SPOON, PLANT THAT SHIT ON A CRACK OUTSIDE ON THE SIDEWALK LIKE YOU WERE SUCTION CUPPING THAT "FUCK ME BUM UP ANNIHILATOR 30K' THAT YOU USE TO TICKLE YOUR USED AND ABUSED SORRY SHIT EXCUSE FOR A PROSTATE, AND JUST GOD DAMN FALL RIGHT ON TOP OF IT, DICK FIRST, I CALL IT THE SEINFELD SPECIAL BECAUSE AFTER YOU'RE DONE YOU'RE GOING TO BE WISHING FOR THE WAR ON TERROR TO KILL COMEDY, BECAUSE EVERY FUCKING BODY TO EVER LIVE IS GOING TO COMPLIMENT YOU ON YOUR FRESH JEW-CURVE YOU FUCKING PISSANT
I WANT TO GO TO YOUR HOUSE. I WANT TO DESTROY YOU. I WANT TO BREAK YOUR FURNITURE AND YOUR PERSONAL POSSESSIONS, I WANT TO SPIT ON YOUR FUCKING DOG. I WILL SPIT ON YOUR FUCKING DOG, ASSHOLE. AND WHEN YOUR DOG LOOKS AT ME AND ASKS "bark" IM GOING TO ASSFUCK IT.
I WILL BURN YOU. I WILL ANNIHILATE YOU. I WILL END YOU. I WILL FUCK YOUR DOG.
Robert Lee
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Isaac Bell
He just wanted to go home.
John Cox
Hysteria is actually a very feminine thing, no wonder why you re triggered over male kino.
Brody Wood
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Carter Martinez
rambo: first blood
and rambo 4 and pure kino
Matthew Martinez
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Leo Fisher
this movie is surprisingly very good, one of the best mainstream Hollywood movies in a while.
Cooper Williams
Here's a webm
Colton Clark
only real men will get this movie
Owen Campbell
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Liam Garcia
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Michael Davis
The reboot was the cheesiest thing I've ever seen. It's literally
>Conan in the desert fighting sand monsters
>Conan on a ship fighting zombie Vikings
>Conan in catacombs fighting skeletons
>etc.
Xavier Hall
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Evan Martinez
>yfw still no Conan the Conqueror
>yfw the wizard died years ago
>yfw based Arnie may die before a third Conan movie
>yfw we will never know how Conan got his kingdom
>yfw there's only 2 conan movie
>yfw based Subotai only appeared in 1 movie, and his actor is now 67yo
I JUST WANT THE THIRD CHAPTER
Luke Martinez
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Wyatt Green
>>yfw there's only 2 conan movie
There's only one Conan movie user
Adam Wilson
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Grayson Diaz
Arnold says it's moving forward, though it's probably been slowed down by the fact the new Terminator bombed at the box office.
Ryder King
Last Boy Scout
Jose Cook
GOAT. best Bruce Willis performance.
Jacob Kelly
>the new Terminator bombed at the box office
nigga it's the second most prolific terminator
Julian Carter
are you fucking kidding me die hard is his best
Ayden Price
>Genysis
>Bombed
Brandon Jones
It's domestic gross was only $89, along with the fact there was probably a pretty hefty price tag on the marketing as well.
Eli Clark
It wouldn't be the same user. They'd just turn it into highly stylized, high magic, high fantasy capeshit.
Michael Peterson
Conan the Barbarian had an epic soundtrack (if you don't believe me, go to tube8 and search for "epic throat 2"). The beginning of the movie was great. But the middle and end were meh.
I thought Conan the Destroyer was a better movie overall. Not a great movie, but still fun. Except for the sound that fucking wizard kept making: Hummmmmm!
Benjamin Butler
Were 80s steroid bodies goat?
Ryder Myers
70's dad bods were goat
Leo Harris
>domestic gross
who cares?
Angel Ross
"But who was the killer??? Stupid movie!"
Owen Baker
>essential mankino
Jeremiah Anderson
why is Scorsese so good at malekinography
Cameron Watson
>if you don't believe me, go to tube8 and search for "epic throat 2"
Ayden Smith
>Conan the Destroyer was a better movie overall
Thomas Kelly
top gun
fight club
behind enemy lines
most american military movies made before 1990
taken
mad max 1
Nolan Allen
nice bait
Julian Gray
Studios that take the majority of their profits from the US and that aren't owned by China, which is pretty everyone other than Legendary Pictures.
Ryder Hall
I mentioned Clint to my neighbor when we were talking about filmmakers we really respected and she just started making fun of him talking to that empty chair at the RNC and how he's a doddering old man now (and even worse, not a Democrat).
Decades of acting in and directing classic films and that's all he is to her.
Luke Stewart
Because he was alive when penises still existed
Lucas Perez
It's a woman. Do seriously believe a woman would understand the art of Clint Eastwood?
Evan Ortiz
yep!
Angel Davis
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Ian Jones
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Ryder Bell
I tried watching this movie with my sister. She said that all she could see or hear was static and a blank white noise, then her eyes rolled back into her head and she started having seizures and frothing at the mouth for the duration of the film. After the movie was over and I turned it off, she went back to normal and had no recollection of the events. I showed her the DVD cover and she was like "Is this a joke? Its completely blank."
Very weird.
Austin Foster
fuck yerr
Jaxson Gomez
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Ethan Taylor
They just don't understand...
Joseph Collins
Is this mankino?
Nolan Long
Here's some essential mankino.
Levi Wilson
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Jonathan Wood
yes
Tyler Clark
Prime peno kino
Zachary Russell
Why dont women like slapstick?
Eli Nelson
whats movie?
Jack Mitchell
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Luke Nguyen
just finished part 1 and 2 after hearing sly is fucking 70 years old and still ripped as shit.
Logan Butler
Sicario
Christopher Nguyen
just read the comics
>yfw Barack Obonkers is a fan and collector of conan comics
Bentley Watson
source
Lucas Allen
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Angel James
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Owen Ward
And yet it was truer to the original stories.
Anthony Bailey
Wait, is this true?
Lincoln Smith
Dylan Hernandez
>Once Upon a Time in the West
>The Magnificent Seven
>The Dirty Dozen
>The Great Escape
>The Mechanic
>Death Wish series
>Battle of the Bulge
>Red Sun
Why did Charles Bronson have to die?
Jaxon White
Greatest man film of all time
William Johnson
This. There'll be no showing up Milius' original epic. Better to make a new movie set in another universe, espousing the same themes.
Jaxon Brown
Jeremiah Johnson
Daniel Hill
Fighting, tits, breaking the law
Robert Diaz
Genuinely laughed.
Sebastian Johnson
My mother does.
Evan Ross
>shoot a home invader
>everything's cleared up after a ~10 minute conversation
based Texas
Zachary Phillips
arnie was only on the gas while cutting for competitions. everyone knows this.
Nathan Watson
1st one was better. Yet an other proof that more and bigger doesn't mean better.
Anthony Jackson
this movie is very good
Brayden Edwards
what about the director's cut of this?
Daniel Martinez
That's a weirdly unpopular opinion around here.
I liked both in their own ways, but Crank 1 was by far the better of the two. Crank 2 was completely insane, however, and you rarely get to see actual slobbering madness put to screen.
Samuel Perry
tfw no third Crank movie
Jace Morgan
Only cut I've ever seen, actually. Didn't even know there was any other cut at the time and was legitimately confused about its bad reviews for a few days.
So manly it made Orlando Bloom's balls drop.
Luke Wilson
how do things like that happen? that movie, waterworld, the recent batman/superman thing. how do blatantly bad cuts of movies get released over objectively superior ones?
Ryan Howard
Wait.
I've never hated Waterworld but now you tell me it has a director's cut?
Joseph Reed
Ridley Scott movies are notorious about this and have been since Blade Runner.
Blade Runner got its final cut after 20 years.
Legend has a cut with its original Tangerine Dream soundtrack.
Kingdom of Heaven needed a recut, and finally got one.
Prometheus has several fanedits that restored vital scenes.
Makes me wonder how many of his later movies are actually bad or were just butchered in post.
Brandon Stewart
i know, the released cut was under appreciated kino, but apparently the sy fy channel got its hands on a super extended cut that is pure magic, google it. they air it every now and then
theunheardnerd.blogspot.ie
theres some info about it there
Chase Thompson
>Legend has a cut with its original Tangerine Dream soundtrack.
fuck i want that
Justin Nelson
Battle on the Ice.
Joshua Cruz
The only thing I didn't like was the ending, which felt a bit rushed to me.
Also pretty confusing, since the girl's parents looked dead much longer than she was alive.
Did the extended edition expand on this ending and flesh it out a bit?
Grayson Jenkins
Ahh shit I made a mistake. There's a fanedit that restores the Dream soundtrack to the director's cut. The official directors cut has Jerry Goldsmith's soundtrack, which is also good in its own right.
Jayden Walker
youtube.com
>"When we used to be together, it was real, wasn't it?"