If you could have one super power what would it be, Invisible. fly...

If you could have one super power what would it be, Invisible. fly? Mine would be to be able to fuck anything any time and never get in trouble... What about you?

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you'd just get a power that would help you lose your virginity? fucking short sighted op

Super powered eyes that can help me find joy in this meaningless existence

spider-man agility/reaction would be pretty useful for beating up people and making money.


pretty much any power you could make a lot of money in a Las Vegas act or something.

but some stuff would let you take over the world...but then instantly have a 7 nation army trying to kill you.

for living a fun life I would pick telekinesis like phoenix force.

for dominating the world I would take the power cosmic. (silver surfer and galactus power)

infinite motherfuckng money you dunce, then I can just star in my own porn production and make this whore puke on my dick and drink it back up

After a while sex becomes as routine and boring as jerking off

Power to alter truth
>can't fly
"I can fly"
>can fly

I can see your point, But I am not sure I see it that way. There are many people or things in this world to make it exciting each and every day

Hypnotism/mind control

hahaha

Immortality, pretty easy.
Even if it's only biological immortality (can be killed, just don't die of old age&diseases), I'll be able to make millions through work and enjoy a filthy rich life in 50 years when all of you are vegetables or dead. And in 200 years when all of you are long forgotten. And in 100k years when I can make use of the crazy levels of technology we have developed by then.
Even if I get imprisoned, who cares? just wait until the prison falls apart.
"Flying" lol.

My superpower would be to cast a spell on anyone I want which makes them ejaculate kidney stones every time they cum for the rest of their lives. Guess who would be my first pick?

timestop
the ultimate power

to never feel pain again

emotional or physical

that is actually pretty dope. What if you could savor youth also? As in not aging ?

you can have that power user
it's just within your reach
you just need to let go

I wan't to but I cant right now not yet soon but not yet

Control of atomic structure

Rofl, ultimate power!

Well it obviously involves some sort of not aging. Would be pointless if you look like a 100 year old at age 100 (have you met 100 year old people? vegetables...). And how does a 200 year old "regular" human even look like... probably can't move and see much, terrible hearing etc.

I imagine staying around 30 forever. Ultra dope.

yeah I realize this, which is why I am trying to express it here before I let this power go into the wild

lick all the feet

barf that is a pretty gross super power to have user. Your breath

If we ignore all the "real" superpowers, this is actually a not bad one.
For those without a foot fetish it would translate into "touch all the boobs" or "grab all the pussy" anytime you see a woman you find attractive, without social or other reprecussions.

So yeah, I also have a foot fetish and would LOVE to be able to walk up to any pretty girl, pull of her boots&socks and stick my tongue between her toes, just like that.

This.

Ability to mind control anyone at will, with no limitation on simultaneous mind controls, duration or complexity.

Need money? Mind control someone to give you money.
Want to bang a hot chick? Mind control her to want your dick.
Want to gain political power? Mind control people to vote for you.

You could also mind control everyone to do anything to avoid causing physical harm to you in any way, but unless science found a way to become immortal, you would eventually die.

I'd rather live as a king for ~70-80 years than get immortality and end up in a coffin at the bottom of the sea until the end of time, or getting disected over and over in some goverment lab.

Shiny flowers ? (MODS)

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this is now a foot thread

I agree there are some women with some pretty cute feet out there

MODS
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That's a monkeys paw waiting to happen.

>Shiny flowers
you are very creepy knowing the names of people and then calling mods like your innocent, what a turncoat ,

You

MODS !!!!!

Second day trips falls, hits head. Eternal coma/vegetable

of course there are.

I watched a simpson episode about this

no you fucking idiot.

the fact that its labeled is more than enough.
silver-pearls EITHER. WTF.

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The power to create superpowers and distribute them as i want.

you do realize this is the internet and ip's are free correct?

im gonna laugh when that non-reinforced shelf collapses

That's actually a pretty good one.

imprisoned in lab
studied by men in lab coats
subjected to medical experiment
>live like a jew in 3rd Reich
>trash power

hahahah

Telekinesis. That way I can do cool shit and fly, I just lift myself. Like in Chronicle.

time stop, of course

>you do realize this is the internet and ip's are free correct?

whats your point user ?

you realize that my wireshark is activated 24/7 ?

if the gent want to have the super power of licking feet, you can't stop him its a super power. Do you pick the super power to stop people from licking feet? or better yet a jpg?

To be able to stop time whenever I please. I could jerk off to a random girls face a few blocks and go back to my house before my cum even hits her

Hey Gilgamesh

I am on Mint so it wont help

What's the point in leaving before it hits her?

axe summoning

Heh, completely disagree.

Sure, mind control is better than "have 100 billion in the bank" because you can influence people more directly than with money, but the problem is that which you don't notice.
The worst case scenario is some remote government/organisation discovers you and kills you with a cruise missile / mail poison / whatever.
Unless you have the awareness to influence all 7 billion people on the planet and make sure all the newborn ones are under your control, without fucking up their usefulness (industry/economy chain), and can prevent accidents/diseases (hot girl in those wild mind controlled orgies might give you HIV despite medical checks, you might catch Ebola, etc.).

Eternal life is quite easier to pull off: move to Switzerland or any other European country with high privacy, work for two decades, live from savings after that, small investments make you filthy rich after 80 or so years. While the worst case (e.g. concrete coffin on sea floor, at least for a couple of milion years) sounds terrifying, it's probably as likely as having mind control but a huge asteroid strikes earth and wipes out everyone.

>licking feet

yes please

I don't need oxygen or food/water to live.

so basically I would find a way off this planet and into space and travel.

as long if it transmits packages I see even my neighbours cellphones. also fuck mint.

How's that worse than with any of the other superpowers listed? Eternal coma or 50 years coma/veggie... no real difference.

Also depends on which type of immortality (just biological or also invulnerability)

Keep this shit on Facebook. Fucking stupid threads popping up all the time.
What special powers?? Blah blah blah.
How about the special power to have you dumb cunts leave by forever?

kek

Do you get tracking numbers for those transmitted packages?

My power would be to make this guy have fun once in his miserable, "everything should always be the way I want it" life. This faggot goes on the internet, subjects himself to public websites, and then bitches like a woman.

yall crazy. i would get infinite retries at life. just be able to do whatever the fuck i wanted for my whole life. maybe spend a few dozen working on immortality technology, memorize hyperdrive technology. goof around with stealing website ideas, honestly though, i just wanna have that feeling i used to get as a kid. where i was happy.

God damned Elf on a Shelf. Keeps showing up in my house.

prepare for boredom... even if you could get yourself up to light speed it would take years just to get to the nearest star. Years of absolutely nothing while you coast along in nearly empty space.

Ability to grow bat-like wings. It would be awesome.

cameras.. hidden cameras

Well, if those are your only powers, you'd end up as a fleshy ice cube drifting in space.

Godspeed, fleshy ice cube. Godspeed.

see Also, so what? Scientists will die in a few decades, even if the lab continues the government form is likely to change in a few centuries, society/culture will fluctuate anyway and provide periodic escape opportunities.
All of that is peanuts when looking forward to the next 20 million years. (which in turn is peanuts when looking forward to eternal life)

robots can't feel boredom.

Moar

Yeah except Kilgrave in Jessica Jones sorta shows the downsides to that -- for one thing, always getting what he wants from people all the time makes him unable to function in normal human interaction -- that is, without mind control.

In other words, you need to grow up with the discipline to not use your mind control so that you learn the social skills necessary to use it properly.

Ability to choose probability.

Did I win?

yes they can

I have been posting this thread for a few years now; on and off. I don't use facebook so I don't know who has copied me. I am only interested in the thoughts of others powers.

Mint doesn't Transmit it tunnels.
barf ass is cleaner then feet

op, i wrote you a song. I hope you enjoy:

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My power would be super lazer eyes so I could spot pedos and rapists and turn them into piles of dust

With money, you can fuck anything and never get in trouble. My super power would be in picking numbers.

I'd be bullshit man

piles of ones and zeros