Get me laid by this nerd. she's super awkward

get me laid by this nerd. she's super awkward

How about I come over and give you the ol' lickaroo.

Thank me later.

>super awkward
Can't imagine how the sex will be. Kek.

and a fattie

y-you too

I can dig it

Lurking for OP's regret.

She's not into your gay ass. Also OP is a faggot

your already friendzoned

>neglecting evidence of prior engagement between the subjects

Was this all that you sent to her?

You sir, are correct.

no we just talked about video games and emulators

Nice reference boi

>implying there will be any
>sucking op's dick
kys newfag

>prior
Fucking
>retard

Classic lickaroo

See.
Move onto the next OP. She ain't in it to bang you moron.

>nighty night
You're never sticking your pecker anywhere except a fleshlight, boi

What's wrong with being cutesy from time to time? As long you don't over do it you're good. Though OP is clearly not going to get any, anyway I'd say you are probably not enganged with anyone yet either.

Being THIS obvious.

No you're right i'm not engaged
I fuck two girls

Being cute is for when already together, till then don't act retarded, the ol'lickaroo guy pretty much summed it up