Do it

Do it.

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I'll go first, I was a fucking badass.

i was Clyde Tombaugh, i discovered pluto, suck my balls

>let's have a thread about pretend stuff u guys
Are you fucking 12 years old?

>taking it seriously
welcome to Sup Forums virgin

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mia_Zapata

well im fucking adolf hilter
SIEG HEIL!

I'm Dr. Seuss bitch.

i'd love to fuck hitler lol XD

Get fucked.

Ranasinghe Premadasa. I was the third President of Sri Lanka. Whatever the fuck that is.

you're fucking him? so you were Eva Braun?

Christopher Bernard Wilder (March 13, 1945 – April 13, 1984), also known as The Beauty Queen Killer, was a serial killer from Australia who abducted and raped at least twelve women, killing at least eight of them, during a six-week cross-country crime spree in the United States of America in early 1984. His series of murders began in Florida on February 26, 1984, and continued across the country through Texas, Oklahoma, Colorado, Nevada, California and New York before he was killed during a struggle with police in New Hampshire on April 13, 1984.

He is also believed to have raped two girls, aged 10 and 12, in Florida in 1983. Since his death, Wilder has also been considered the prime suspect in the unsolved 1965 murder of two teenage girls in Sydney, Australia, where he had lived from his birth until 1965.

nice

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Demetrius_of_Thessaloniki

some warrior saint who killed a lot of people from the 4th century or 5th century. i was only skimming.

I was a hot little Chinese writer? Fuck yeah

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Princess_Nadejda_Petrovna_of_Russia

I'm a goddamn princess!

Not bad.

I was an Argentinian racer.

Cool, though I can't even get my driving license.

Failed 4 times.

Fuck!

Holy shiet. Marco Rizo is a pianist. I'm a pianist!

i was a rugby player

my birthday is this friday, I was born Friday, jan 13 1989, i'm a jason baby

Richard McDonald, I should get free burgers for this

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pat_O'Callaghan

Well alright then.
I'm Irish, and bear a lot of similarities to this fella. I'm a little concerned.

not bad

Tom Bradley (British politician)