Can you help a Sup Forumsro out?

>Can you help a Sup Forumsro out?

I have been a lurker for a while, first post.
I need a way to purchase, hide, and use a male sex toy.

Can you guys tell me how?
Pic not related

Dragon Dildos

wut

Dragon Dildos

OP here,
I am not really into getting fucked by a mythical creature. Mainly cause i am a guy.

They have Dragon Fleshlights as well... well not just dragons -See for yourself

Bad-dragonNIGGERScom

>baddragonniggers.com

Replace the niggers with a dot you bellend

OP here,
But how do I descritley buy and use that though

You buy it - They ship it in a plain brown cardboard box - and you then just hide it.. somewhere

In your pillow for example
Unless your mum does your bed for you

But what if she opens the box?!?!

Then you fucked

I gifted a bud of mine a fleshlight shaped like a toddler - The look on his mums face was priceless

"Hey honey what's in the box?"
"MOM NO!!!!"
>opens box
"AHHHHHH!!!!!!!!"

I dont think shed start screaming when she sees a dragon dildo with a bottle of cum lube ...
She´d hide that somewhere herself

Unless she a Flanders
Then again
You fucked

...

Would it work to have my older brother to do a hand off?

Depends on the means of.. well.. whatever service your country uses to ship mail about

He may be able to pick it up for you or someshit - gotta figure that one out yourself m8

Like, send it to his house, have him give it to me like a drug deal. But with foot long dragon dicks and cum lube.

That would work - just enter his adress and make sure his GF/Wife/Daughter/Boyfriend/Fucktoy opens that thing

I was joking about the dragon dicks, so it would work? Now how do I pay for this? Cards can be tracked.

Doesnt open it*

Paypal?

That might work. I think that maybe a prepaid card would work better though.

Nice trips btw