Why the fuck are you here?

Why the fuck are you here?

Where else can I go?

My life has no meaning so what else am I gonna do

Because my mistress is preoccupied and i have 2 hours to kill before work.

I can't think of anything better to do.

Ehh, used to waste a lot of time here in college.

Hadn't been on for a year or two

Have more free time recently because I don't have a fucked up graveyard shift job so I just come once in awhile

Used to waste more time on Sup Forums but I like not having cancer

depression

Tricking my friends on RuneScape into believing I have a job.

New job doesn't start until Monday, 7 credit hours all online this semester (last semester). Smokin' dope and making myself feel better about my life by browsing Sup Forums is the only thing to do today.

I don't remember exactly why. I've been here for years. I think it;s because Sup Forums is one of the few places in life that makes me laugh.

After another monotanus day at work I like to smoke bud and talk to other anons who have the same mind frame and tastes
>also some porn and Getz
Checkum

I literally blew my mistress off just now after wanking and deciding I didn't wanna deal with her, now I'm here.

I'm fishing for highly illegal things.

Lmao wtf

This

Maybe go to an Internet cafe and browse Sup Forums around other people until you get qt gf and maybe a freind ?

Loli threads, /f/, and dank memes fam.

Why are you here?

this fucking this even if nowadays it's full of repetitive faggots

Because i'm 50 and trying to get down with the cool kids.

For shits, tits and giggles what else dumbass

Makes sense user

>haha, nerd, you're STILL on RS?
>no, I was at work all day. We just logged in at the same time
>what job do you have?
>don't worry about it

loli and shitposting

That's exactly what I've been doing for the past 2 hours.

10% entertainment
5% trolling
785% find fap files for folder

Bored. Haven't stolen my work waifu from her fiancee yet.

>tfw
>smoke 75 cigerattets a day
>any other mouth breathers try stop

i've lurked here for years
since i was younger
until i was less young today
i dont post anything besides replies
i never save or post pictures with my replies
ive made a lot of money in my life and met a lot of people
from what i've noticed i'm a lot cooler then all of you
meaning i have tons of actual real friends and dont live in a shit part of the world or a shit part of my country
i'm here for knowledge
of this other world of autistic people that i've never spoken to ever in my life besides on the internet on Sup Forums
its hard at times, arguing with autistic ugly fat nerds who have never had friends or girlfriends
but its ok
because i learn a lot here
mainly that i never want to be like you guys

Yes it does just make Shure your not looking at trap threads this will kill qt gf chances

>taking anything here seriously

Ya fucked up

>The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

>be me
>be ~10 years ago
>part of livejournal
>favorite LJ account is WTF_Inc
>leads me to Sup Forums
>seems fun, do a few habbo raids and shit
>jerk off a lot
>one day someone realizes wal-mart can print photos and you don't need to pre-pay
>holyshitiworkthere.gif
>post store number on lunch break, think nothing of it
>come back to work, photo lab is shut down, piles of 50 hitlers, lolicon, and just weird shit won't stop coming out of photo machines
>guy at photolab livid, talks about DDOSing Sup Forums with his l33t buddies
>Sup Forums is pretty awesome
>~10 years later
>fappening happens so i go back to Sup Forums to check it out
>shortly afterward, realize whole place is just trap threads, fb fap threads, "pics u shouldn't share" threads
>keep coming back because fuck it
>constantly wondering why i check in on this place for 10 years
>realize it's because it used to be cool and i'm reliving my edgy 20s
>MFW i'm having a midlife crisis

Any waifu yet ?

just ate, full as fuck, training str in ors

here because afk training

I don't know. Because I'm bored? Because I have nothing else to do while I wait for a ladder reset for Median XL? I feel so alone, I feel empty. I have a girl that want's to be with me, but she broke up with me on Christmas, like, who the fuck does that and then wants to get back together? She want's to get back together because she's ugly as fuck and a christian goodie two-shoes who doesn't believe in sex until after marrage and is tied down by her parents with no car even though shes 26 and works at fucking burgerking for the past 6 years 3 days a week for fucking 7.50 an hour.

She's going no where. She isn't going to meet anybody else at her age and lack of independance and overly moral mindset THAT I HATE. I'm a guy, I'm an american, 23 year old male that goes on fucking Sup Forums. We're different people but I'm not that great looking either. I'm a lazy bastard who want's everything for nothing, I hate who and how I am, but there are things I like, don't get me wrong. I just want a girlfriend that I like. I don't want to be with someone because I have no other choice or because it's by best choice. She doesn't give me satisfaction in any form. It's just like, oh I'll go back to her because she'll give me children one day. But I look and I see so many happy good looking couples. Getting married, people her age, women her age who are actual real women out on their own acting like real fucking people but she...

I don't know... Listen.. I don't know why I'm here. tl;dr, i dont know...

That's to trick normies and newfags
>this helps not getting Sup Forums shutdown

Not even a waifu...

Because I've been here every day since May of 2007. And despite how things have changed from way back then, this is still the only place in the world that can make me laugh, or at least smile, every single day.

Nice dubs, OP. You're still a fag.

Sounds like a bitch. If a cunt dumped me, I wouldn't be willing to be in a relationship with her ever again - no matter how much she begged.

i have a phd and got fired from a university over a year ago for analyzing data that revealed secrets. now i just survive on social engineering. i spend my time doing whatever the fuck i want and i love Sup Forums long time

Here? Why? Sup Forums sometimes will manage to squeeze out a hot spark amidst the endless dick/trap/fag threads, and the roll threads, and the furry threads. The signal to noise ratio has deteriorated over the past year or three, but it's still the most likely place to find some signs of human intelligence, or at least a good laugh.

Did someone say spidey thread

for the dank memes and lulz

Can't fucking sleep and pissed off at life

I already did what I needed to, which was for a bet, no not against myself. Now I am just... learning to be a better person.

Yesterday night i looked here since months, saw a thread on "family u want to fuck" had a good jerk. Right now i am taking a dump. Seriously i enjoy looking here from time to time but goddamn this comminuty is lame af, you feel better then Imgur and 9gag but you are all the same

what the fuck, people actually do this?

no not really, I mean there was wager involved. I kind of wanted to see if there was anything worthwilde in the world.