When is it ok to cheat, I have this real basic classy wife very similar to the picture...

When is it ok to cheat, I have this real basic classy wife very similar to the picture. All I can think about is fucking some slutty whores.. My wife is about a 7.5 almost and 8/10 but all I can think about are these fucking sluts that don't compare, what is up with me?

Don't cheat.

dont do it. i did, its not worth it. just turn her into a slut. its easier that way.

/thread

you're watching too much porn OP

All I do anymore is try to get away from her, go in the bathroom and jerk off to whores on FB.

I fap at least 4 times a day, sometimes more. The slightest thing gets me going.. I just can't get over the "stranger" or "new" thought.

Post picture of wife and I will give you an honest solution to your problem

Stop watching so much porn OP.

You really think it's porn? I don't think I can stop myself unless I smash my phone and laptop.

Then do it. I might pay for a new one for you since I'm a richfag.

I'm fucked aren't I? You all know I'm fucked, I might as well start fucking hookers again.

fuck your wife faggot

Go ahead and cheat, everyone else does.

I do, but when I do all I can think about is just dirty bottoms scum feeding whores. So I try to get it out of me by jerking off so I can think about my wife while I fucking her then I fall back to thinking about the whores on FB and the tight bodied bitches....I think I might have to fap right now.

SOooo you basically just wanna hurt your girl. Leave before it gets ugly

This

No user, you're still in high school

Fron the web
>I was a very happy man. My wonderful girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married. There was only one little thing bothering me…It was her beautiful younger sister.
My prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very tight miniskirts, and generally was bra-less. She would regularly bend down when she was near me, and I always got more than a nice view. It had to be deliberate. Because she never did it when she was near anyone else.
One day her ‘little’ sister called and asked me to come over to check the wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived, and she
whispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me that she
couldn’t overcome. She told me that she wanted me just once before I
got married and committed my life to her sister.
Well, I was in total shock, and couldn’t say a word. She said,
“I’m going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild fling, just come up and get me.”
I was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up the stairs. I stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline straight to the front door. I opened the door, and headed straight towards my car.
Lo… and behold, my entire future family was standing outside, all clapping!
With tears in his eyes, my father-in-law hugged me and said, ‘We are
very happy that you have passed our little test. We couldn’t ask for a
better man for our daughter… Welcome to the family.’
And the moral of this story is:
ALWAYS KEEP YOUR CONDOMS IN YOUR CAR!!!

Basically let her in on the fun too...go visit a swinger club. Keep your marriage and you get strange as well. We weren't meant to be monogamous.

>wife

Thanks user I needed that laugh.

I can't think about her fucking another man I pisses me off.

Then you're an insecure hypocrite threatened by another penis. It's not love, its sportsfucking. Grow up.

What's weird too my wife, is 100% my type. Classy blonde she is 6'1'' size 10 heals.. everything about her is spot on, I just can't stop thinking about dirty little whores.

It's kind of like it's a community can of coke, I don't want other dicks in my drink it's mine.

Why the sluts? What could you do to them thay you couldn't do to your wife?

Remember that the grass is always greener. The second you are fucking the girl you are cheating with, there's always another girl hotter than her you wanna cheat her with and so on.

>10 heals
Does she have a penis too?

Power, dominate she hates it.

Get a hobby, life is not just about fucking. You'll eventually learn that fact as you get older.

No, her ancestry is native American \ German \ Norther European.

I'm 41 b/ro we've been married for 19 years.

Time for some new pussy then

But you're completely fine with dipping your straw where hundreds of other straws have been and dipping it back into yours...oh yeah it's all yours. Lol you are missing out on a world of group sex with hundreds of women with a loving partner by your side all because of your sense of ownership over another person. She's a chick with needs not your posession.

That's what I'm afraid of, I love her truly but shit's getting old.

probably not a real story ya kno.. but if this happened to me i would bail on the wedding and never speak to any of them again

I do own her, and I don't share well. I do admit I was that kid back in the 80's who had the best shit that never shared with the other kids. Still don't and won't ever.

Cheating for a male has several distinct psychological advantages, but I think the most important one for society is the guilt / improvement cycle. Because you feel guilty about your actions, you compensate in other areas. For instance, being more competitive at work or taking your wife on an extravegant trip. This benefits you, your employer, Your wife, and in some ways society at large. Your drives are a base instinct, one best kept between yourself and the whores. You bury your ineptitudes in their bellies and shed them from yourself.

throw away twenty years of your life.. its the sunken cost fallacy. but honestly why'd you marry someone you weren't sexually compatible with?

The get'n was good till it wasn't I have no answer for that. Kind of like saying why'd you by that knowing it wasn't going to last.. but you wanted it really badly?

Wives are a far more complex partnership than simple sexual compatibility. They should be more of a familial connection as they are the extension of tour line. What you or they like in bed is really irrelevant. Whores are for this purpose, and the wife has her delight in service

Kind of like buying a PS2 or a Wii it was what it was.

The husband has his in fulfilling the hopes of the family, providing security and comfort. He relieves his baser appetites elsewhere

I'm not going to lie, the sex with my wife isn't bad.. it's just not about fantasies. It's about power and dominance of the situation. Again I'm not going to lie I make good money, when you meet the number of females I do on a daily and they know you have money.. it's that power of the situation and the provocativeness it provides me. My wife could care less about that, nor the fact that I have the power.

>start fucking coworker
>she's married with 2 kids
>wants anal, to be slapped, choked, pissed on, degraded
>starts telling me she loves me
>starts begging for cum
>I think she's on birth control
>pic related happens
>don't if they're mine.

Are you with her now, or paying child support?

Sounds like your wife might be out of your league. You're a scumbag and she thought she was lucky.

No but she quit and is staying at home now, we get together once or twice a week.

Sounds like a nice idea.

I am going to fap to this, do you have more?

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O'lord she's fucking hot... these other user's don't understand me, this is good stuff. Moar please?

let us fuck her and then she'll be a slutty whore
>problem solved
you can watch too

are you sure she's been pregnant before?

doesn't seem to have a matured body

I've seen 1st had a chick pop out 2 kids and her stomach was tighter than a 18year old gymnast.

alright fair enough

>hand*

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no thats dumb

lol

get a fucking hobby tard

Don't. Get help.

lucky user right here!

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I vape and ride motorcycles.. drink whiskey on the regular play guitar, what hobbies do you suggest?

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10/10 ass

Nice!

Op you're a fag. Get a hobby and treat your girl right. You will get caught eventually. Worse when it's nasty and ugly trash you cheated with.

You're a low life pathetic Faggot you should divorce her so she can find someone who isn't a piece of shit

see

Learn to tie knots and stuff
>Tell wife you need to practice tying up a person
>Sex her

I already tied one know now look where it's gotten me, thanks but no thanks.

>knot*

Find a hobby other than watching porn user.
Just gonna get my first Gunpla kit so maybe pick something like that up as a hobby,
pic related the gunpla I'm gonan get

Toys? I'm 41 years old.. My wife would have me committed.

I hope this is bait, If you are real... I cant express how deep and carnal my hate is for people like you not because you want to fuck and have fun but because youve disrespected love. I literally want to cause you deep physical pain to drive your will to destruction. If you got into a relationship with something so beautiful and didnt have a mind to grow that beauty you dont deserve it. discard her if you have to but dont neglect or deceive.

nothing wrong with toys.
Also they're not toys they're figures.
The main appeal is actually creating them but they look cool as fuck too.

kys fagget. you are on Sup Forums not christian mingle.

You are trying to make OP a fag, please stop hes already a faggot

No, real as real is. I'll kik you my address, just so you know I am a gun doting liberal.

I agree with user here. Deep disrespect with people like this because I was like that once. Play video games, read books or go chill out with peeps. Open up to your chick. If love is strong you can find a middle ground somewhere. Or burn your love life away like a bitch.

>liking mecha and figures makes you a faggot
>implying Gundams don't look cool as fuck

checked, also "love life" WTF is this opra?

>Implying you are not a faggot?

OP it is 2017 go watch porn or fucking anime.. why not both???
>figures and mecha
grow up user

>assuming that he is OP

thats not OP

>I don't like something and therefore it is childish
gif related is based as fuck and mecha.
Figures look nice and Gunpla is fun to build from what I hear

also not OP and am watching anime rn

It is childish because it appeals to the audience of fucking children....
>implying that anime and mechas are "BASED"

KYS user, or go outside....

>EoE appeals to children
Wow these children must be really fucked up and very smart for their age to enjoy and understand that movie.
Also you're literally posting on a website that originally focused on anime discussion

Anime killed this thread.

Take up meditation. It's the best way to control your mind and your emotions and urges. You'll think much clearly and be much happier.

I came

WEW LAD

You sound like a fucking dumbass cave man.

>fairly rich, living in a stone house man, sure you were close though!