ITT: Lie To Me - you post 3 things about yourself, people guess which is the lie

ITT: Lie To Me - you post 3 things about yourself, people guess which is the lie.

I'll start.

I'm a cable guy, I like black coffee, my dad is an atheist.

>my dad is an atheist
I'm black, I don't have a job, I voted for Hillary

Im a well known chef, i have no debt, im happy

>I voted for Hillary
>You were incorrect

I'm religious, I like granite countertops, i,m an esteemed musician.

>I'm happy

>I like black coffee.
I voted for Hillary.
I'm worth 6m USD. I collect firearms. I am famous.

i'm aspiring web-dev, i live in poland, i'm atheist

I've Been molested, I have molested, I am gay

;_;

>incorrect

>Worth 6m USD

I went to school for graphic design, I dropped out of highschool, I vape

>I'm 5'6"
>My first name is Tryone
>6.5 inch dick

pic related

>poland

I like dogs.
I am a captain in the U.S. Army.
I have two gold teeth.

You misread the game, one has to be a lie.

I'm 34
I live with my father
I have a gf

>I'm 34

>poland and athiest
It's one or the other.
I'd say you're a polish catholic.

I'm a Jap
I'm a dropout that makes money
My girlfriend is black

>I have a gf

should I even
here's your free (you)
I'm 24
I'm an alcoholic
I work 6 days a week

Major keks

Winrar

>I work 6 days a week

>My girlfriend is black

>I like dogs.

>My girlfriend is black

I live in my mom's basement
I'm 21
I don't have a gf

how could I afford alcohol

nope

nice try satan, but i'm just christian

...

Not in the army.

You're a cable guy

>you're not intelligent so you spoke the truth first
>your second option was something that you really dislike & don't understand why anyone would like
>your third option was an attempt to be edgy

You're a faggot cable man

You misread the game, you can only have one lie in your three statements.

24+6= 30, a common age people start to realize they're no longer partying but an alcoholic

You're an alcoholic who wants help & self pity

24-2 I have little friends so I was never a "social" drinker
everyone in my trade are alcos

I'm a kickass human being with various skills.

I'm more intelligent than an extremely large majority of people I've interacted with in person throughout my entire life.

I'm happy with where I am in life.

>I'm happy with where I am in life.

>making excuses for alcoholism

You're not even an alcoholic

>the lie that will be posted throughout the whole thread

>I've been hit in the head with a deer leg
>I voted for Hillary
>I have a Fetish for mini women

I'm 40 y/o
I masturbate to self-suck futa
I once puked into an empty beer bottle without spilling a drop

I have no girlfriend, I love beer, I'm an attorney

I voted for hillary

You're not 40

You're an attorney

>I'm an attorney

I'm gay
I'm a fag
I'm a homo

Correct

The Government Killed Both My Parents
I'm an Architect
I've fucked 34 women.

I live in South Africa
I love people of other races
I collect firearms

I've fucked 13 girls
I go to the best university for my major
i voted for trump

>I once broke into an army base tripping on mushrooms
>I once ate cod testes during a visit to Tokyo
>I once had an actual "white russian" with Jeff Bridges

Only one is false.

>I love people of other races
Lie. Ur dutch decent master race whiteboi. You hate blaks.

>I love people of other races

>>I once had an actual "white russian" with Jeff Bridges
too easy

I am 49. I had 8 girl friends. Life is good.

I make cheese pizza
I like cocaine
I have 8000 in bank

Life is good.

Obvious really as you've only fucked 8 chicks in 49 years.

I'm of English decent but yeah you were right man. They way the niggers behave here is a shame on the human race.
Correct

Long term relationships and started late. But you are right. Life is hell now.

im a satanist
i have 3 children
nagisa furakawa is my waifu

>I am the best PVP player in Elder Scrolls Online across 2 of the 4 servers
>I am well trained in the use of chemistry and radiological analysis equipment, and use these talents regularly on a nuclear reactor
>I fucked Adele after she performed at Pyramid Stage.
Only one of these is false.

...

Weaboos/satanists have no children, so...

>I go to the best university for my major

A bit vague on name of uni so I am guessing this.

actually i have 1 you win but loose on logic

I'm a faggot - I've been shot before - I smoke

incorrect, It's university of South Carolina and I'm an International Business Major

Ya got me...

I'm virgin, I'm faggot, I like rape play

No virgin here.

I've shit in my pants, banged a college chick while in high school, have loving parents

Samefagging. The lie is you like rape play.

Betting on virgin. No way a virgin faggot would be in rape play.

>Life is good

I've ridden an elephant

I've done 30 days in jail

I've never been outside of my home country

all true

no

You've never gone to jail.

>have loving parents

Never been outside country

Ok guess which one is wrong: I fucked my mom when I was 8 - Everytime I poop I need to use finger to get the poop out - I killed my last dog by strangulation.

>Everytime I poop I need to use finger to get the poop out

You don't need to fish for your poop.

I'm not faggot, that's the lie

both my parents were in the olympics
I drive a Ford Edge
I have 2 dogs

The have molested one is fake.
Ur a bottom bitch, and you love it.

hell yeah, read me like a book

Kek, that's what you think faggot.

You don't drive a ford.

I hate my job, I have a fantastic relationship with my gf, I went to prison.

Nah, would never kill an animal you faggots.

You don't hate your job.

I've fucked a girl who needs a wheelchair, my sister and my stepmum (presumably on different occasions)

As a yuropoor, I am genuinely impressed that USA voted Trump

I do not have a job

I do

>I have a fantastic relationship with my gf,

>30
>taken
>my brother is dead

You're not a real yuropoor