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Fuck the Empire edition

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the gf

alri

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>spicos making threads

We /brit/ now?

colombiANO

gonna start usin my tripcode here

>autobus
hello achilleus papadopoulos

Colombians are British

posting this again

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I thought the 13th warrior was a good film desu.

it sounds so simpleton-ish
i guess that's how science sounds to romance speakers

Just found this thing. Not sure how well it works.

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feeling very lifetired living in this banestead since I forgot my rainshade and there were too many outlanders on the großcarriage today

Literally the opinion of William the Conqueror

>großcarriage
bonjour my pure-blooded alsacian friend

need a good pornstar to have a wank to lads

h-hey

so tired

so tired

but on the other hand i had a nice dinner
nice
look all gone
all gone

so tomorrow i have to drive to dublin
dublin of all places

i hate it

i hate driving around the m50
hate it

and that new
mohaiio
motorway
on the way up to dublin
god its so long
hate it
well
tis alright like
but
'tis nowt'n to look at

but on the other hand its to go to the airport
dont mind thish

ahh yes the ol 'pfags
*doesn't read*

Good lad.

i'd say the Bastard* thought that for different reasons

i ah yes'd to this post

Excellent post

bane?

just did a big cum

i think it would make learning it easier
not very well from what i can see
>bane
UUUU
Kirsten Lee

>tfw native briton of great BRITAIN

Do i have to post him again?

Brits are all gays and sissies, lmao.

post your little spic cock

The Anglish thing is obviously a bit fedora-ish but it does sound kind of cool, it sounds fun and playful somehow
Problem is I'm a classicist so i probably already use a lot more non-germanic% than average in my speech

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WHY DOES HE WEAR THE MASK

>Problem is I'm a classicist so i probably already use a lot more non-germanic% than average in my speech

wtf I love Britain now

just imagine waking up next to a british lad shouting obscenities at you hnnng

miserabile, ego quoque intelligens
Non possum loqui German lingua timore polluam labia mea

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>Problem is I'm a classicist so i probably already use a lot more non-germanic% than average in my speech

I assume so he can go back to the 1st world without being identified.

>Problem is I'm a classicist so i probably already use a lot more non-germanic% than average in my speech

if i pulled it off would he be di?

how would you say train?

Lol probably right

>tfw completely humiliated on /brit/

>screamer

EDIT: *would he die?

ur gay too then

It would be extremely painful

been talking anglish since before it was a thing

heh

>Ireland smaller than England

Perfect

>fill me arse with ur spunk lad, me shitbox is wide and open

10/10 hookup and sitcom idea right there

>UK, Canada, New Zealand 5.5
>Australia 5.2
>USA 5.1

It all makes sense now.

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Abi Wilkinson

it really bugs me when girls write "bestfriend" on instagram or whatever

dunno any germ languages, but something like großcarriage but with a germ instead of romance equivalent for carriage i guess

BIG
CONGOLESE
SEEDPOLES

is it all the afro-colombians bringing up the average

>tfw my dick is 2.5 inches smaller than my cunt's average

wew

I don't know about that.

Probably could do with getting some tits pushed into my face x

whoops didnt mean to post the heemlad

Frog Morton sort of reminds me of Pepe.

she is SUCH a fucking cunt, christ

the entire london, metropolitan, left wing, middle class, bohemian, top-uni educated, sneering, drunk little cosmopolitan clique needs to be obliterated

what are you, gay?

>German word for train is "Zug"
abandoning Romance was a mistake

>tfw have somewhat right wing beliefs
>don't get along with right-wing social circles (too odd)
>fit right in with the leftist wierdos/sjws/psuedomarxists (real communists tend to be very conservative)

>"Heeheehee! Can you smell that, darling? user's genitals have quite the musky odor!"
>"Hahaha! I know! They reek! I hope he walks by again. Hey! Call him over!"
>"Oh yes! Good idea! Ahem. user, darling? Would you come over here for a moment? I was, wondering if perhaps you'd be, er, interested in... uhh..."
>"In running laps around the track with us!"
>"Er, yes! What Stacy said! You wouldn't mind would you? Of course you'd probably get very sweaty and grimy... in places..."
>"Yeah! And you'd really STINK, TOO!"
>"YES! Ahem! Y-you certainly would! Like a raging animal, primal, feral, marking your territory with your musk! Phew. Is it getting hot in here?"
>"So you're gonna come, right?"

You overheard the entire conversation. You were already disgusted before they called over the OTHER user. You know, the one who isn't you? How do you feel that not only do those girls have a sick fetish but that they didn't want to share it with you? You beta fuck. You probably wash your pee-pee every day, don't you?

SMALL
KOREAN
WEAKPRICKS

It's 2017

>tfw left wing views
>tfw utterly despise most left wingers i meet
>hate dyed hair, tattoos, piercings, beards etc
>tfw hate right wingers just as much for being arrogant sneering toffs

>zug
laugh out loud
oh yeah, these little toy train looking things that ride around european cities are called bummelzugs I believe

don't terribly like anyone who is overly "political" and define themselves by that.

Probably could do with getting some tits (male) pushed into my face x

looks weird

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ROHANE?

what are you gay?

>darling
>perhaps
>musk
theyre either mildly wrongminded or in their 70s

You sound like the conservative kind of leftist.

i have strong views but i get uncomfortable discussing politics irl, always feel second hand embarrassment

prefer to sit on the sidelines reading and debating online

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>my gfs exs are both Colombian

FUCK

Only fatties have tits

Frog Morton is a line of pipe tobacco with a pipe smoking, Bourbon aging, adventure-seeking painted frog.

He's at various times seen in his cellar getting piss-faced, going to the opera to see Don Giovanni, at the Sublime Porte of the Ottoman Empire, or just sat on his log in the Louisiana swamplands.

At times he seems destitute, others he seems to be living the high-life.

idk about conservative

i have zero qualms with abortion, think marriage should be abolished and want britain to become a republic

*autistic screeching*

get em ahorse
rohan shall answer

my views on things are often too unorthodox for people to care about so I don't bother
plus taking yourself and ideology too seriously makes you sickly in mind and body.

Its 2017

>i have zero qualms with abortion, think marriage should be abolished and want britain to become a republic

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>i have zero qualms with abortion, think marriage should be abolished and want britain to become a republic

zug is pronounced tsug so it doesn't sound as harsh in practice
tyge is the old english equivalent for to pull which is where the words for trains come from so work with that

he is right you knwo

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justify abolishing marriage

What's wrong with England becoming a republic

*teleports behind you*

nothing personnel, degenerate