I have a crazy idea

I have a crazy idea.

A service that gets you Tinder dates using your picture.

Would it work?

I'm not a bad looking guy, I'd pay someone £10 to get a date for me.

A lot of guys enjoy the talking.

Bump. Promise I'm not op

Bumping with the German girl who's going to suck me next month.

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I'm in a library so somebody posting in this thread could be coming from the same source as me.

kys

>I'm in a library so somebody posting in this thread could be coming from the same source as me

Top Fucking Kek

What?

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Does anybody actually want to make some damn money? I'm giving it away.

Sure

im not understanding your idea

do you mean dates as in a one night stand?

because how is your idea any different than what tinder is already doing? whats the use of that service acting as a liason

i think he means

1. you give your moneyz
2. you give your pic
4. service gets you dates
5. you fuck dates
6. ????
7. PROFIT

why not just put your own pic in tinder yourself and wait for matches?
or am i still not getting it

You think tinder provides a service of guaranteed dates?

What don't you understand. Get a date then get paid for it.

cuz then you gotta chat and shit for yourself asshole

TopKek

Because it takes a lot of time and effort. I deleted tinder because it pissed me off.

Where you from?

that is the most retarted idea
people would just exploit it for the sake of money especially the women, essentially being worse than tinder

UK, why?

What the hell are you talking about? You think that women will pose as guys working for you, then arrange dates with themselves, then never speak to you again after the date, just to make a big of money?

I know most are parasitic scum bags, but even women won't go that low for your cash.

Well because it would help if you could get women that I don't have to get on a plane to see haha.

What part? What's your email address?

>even women won't go that low for your cash

Pornstars, camwhores, escorts, prostitutes, strippers, GF for a day. Need I say more?

Coventry. Nigga why you need my email??

Well how the hell are we going to talk. And where would I send my photo to?

Isn't it just called Tinder?

I think it would take just as long to upload a picture and post a small bio as it would be to fill out the paperwork to have someone do it for you.

You think you can get a meeting in 5 minutes? Do it now and make some easy cash then.

Nigga I'm lost. Why do I need your photo?

Yeah you fuckhead, see

i just got what op means if he wasnt so ambiguous and cryptic

you pay someone and give your photo to a conversationalist profesional to get you instant dates, is what i got from this

well woudn`t the girl then find out that your an autist in person

Are you actually trolling?

Do you know what I want you to do for me?

You got it. I don't know how it took you that long.

And no is the answer to your question. I've been on dates and have no problem talking to women, I'm just tired of investing time into women for nothing to come of it. If the dates just fall into my lap it works out perfect.

U want me to find you a date for money?

yes but your missing the point
what if the dates suspect that your personality and flow of conversation doesnt match that of your hired man that got you the date

YES, SO HOW WILL YOU DO THAT WITHOUT A PICTURE OF ME!?

But where are you from? Also how shall I find you one?

Now you're putting forward sensible doubts.

I thought about that, and I would have to get a vague sense of the guys humour etc, it will never be spot on, but as long as I'm not the opposite of the way he's been talking it will be fine. When you speak to people in person it's nearly always different from their delivery in person. She won't be alarmed or even notice in most cases.

You're being stupid now.

I'm serious nigga. Like I just walk up to girls and ask them if they'd date you while holding your pic? I mean I'm at Uni so could get you some prime pussy ;)

dont feel so naive
most women are very good at reading men and the little things can give it away
so to pull it off you`d need someone to take a comprehensible study on you before he goes on to find you and bag you a date

On dating sites man. Fuck.

the beta is strong with you, young one

+ well granted, you might be saying that some girls are to dense to notice anything of such, well that is considering that you`re looking for a shor-term fuck solution from a bimbo then why the fuck would you need a middle man, doing it yourself would be just as effective as there are plenty of sluts on tinder.
So i take it that you want a long term solution in which case the dates that will be sorted for you would be that of smart and inteligent women who`d notice these little things

We can't all be alpha males like you sir.

You don't need to go to those lengths, you're sounding autistic.

I've known a friend at work for a year. He texted me the first time last week and the conversation flow was weirdly different, but If you have experience talking to people in person and via some form of text you know it's not that shocking.

Like I said, as long as I'm not the opposite. She's not going to jump to a conclusion that I'm a different person and end the date because the flow is a bit different in real conversation.

alright, thats fair i guess

but let me ask on why do you even bother with tinder if you`re ok in person... just head down to bars and clubs or other socially crowded places and do your "thang" in person

Why would you PAY me to put you up on a fucking dating site???

F-femanon?

i mean its not that hard to arrange a quick date in person
hell some women love the shock value of
"hey i know this may be strange, but do you want to grab a cup of coffe" ... the 7 second rule where she might either like you for the confidence you embraced or be creeped out and reject and if thats the case, just take that to the chin and move to the next one

user may not have friends or is close to people who like going out to bars and clubs.