Secrets Thread

Secrets Thread

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One time my flong dong fling dinged me in the back of my moms finger car

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I worship god

Gods not real bro

You're looking at him.

i watched gay porn and wanked

gay

I'm a female pedo and I want a pedo boyfriend but I don't want the creepy, weird, stereotypical 40 year old pedo :(

I'm a 400lb whale and live a comfortable American middle class lifestyle. My bf and I have a traditional relationship. He works and I am the homemaker. Cleaning and cooking, etc. I have lost 80lbs already because I have stopped my over eating. I used to be in a feederism relationship before. I eat normally now, and take our dogs out for walks. I want o pursue furthering my health. But the bf isn't supportive and I feel so alone. I spend my freetime on here for memes Also I lurk the threads of hot healthy attractive girls, the perfect 10s, etc....and just desire such a smooth body. I know there is no chance of it being like that, my body. I have scars and sag and will need all kinds of cosmetic surgeries. Anyway, I still lurk those pics and dream about it. Though in reality I just want to exist in a form that isn't so painful to be in.
Also I lurk omegle because I have a decent unfat face and can hide my mass, just to get compliments from randos. I never chat with anyone or do more than just my face,


I know I'm lame btw

About to cheat on grill of 2 months.
Gotta talk about it somewhere eh

then you can have kids and fuck their friends

Where are you

i can be your boyfriend, i am only 12!

I don't want to fuck anyone underage, I just want a bf who likes kids like I do
Washington
No thanks!

Damn im too far wish i was in washington

:(((((((

I helped an ex gf to fuck a friend's dog

I tried to murder my ex's new boyfriend.

I am not a very good shot.

I'd fuck the shit out of my sister if she wasn't a junkie.

Would you fuck her in exchange for drug money?

If she offered like NOW

i wish we had upvotes

fucked my cousin...

Nope, because as hot as incest is, she's fucking gross now. If she ever got clean, which she should be soon, I'd gladly drop cash for that sister lovin.

Stole my class mates pencil. Brought it home and shoved it up my ass then put it back in his desk.

You think she'd ever go with it?

i am craving companionship

implying this is a secret

in contrast to i so wish i had never gotten married. and i wish we had not had children. given today's times my strong advice to others is don't do it, don't do it and don't do it. DO NOT DO IT.

well none of my friends know how bad it is

youtube.com/watch?v=Cg5j1bzm2c8

I want to fuck my sister-in-law but Im too scared/shy/sissy to make any type of move to see if she bites. Instead, I use her bras and panties and fap to them obsessively.

What a fun thread

Me and my cousin have been lovers since we were young. I honestly don't see myself marrying any other woman tbh. Friends and family think we're just friends. To me she's completely perfect and I love her and I hope one day we are confident enough to come out to our family.

is that her?

gross

Im in washington. Also pedo but would never have sex. Feel free to email me about pedo stuff. Addlebaddle@yahoo
Im 200lbs from gym every other day.

boys or girls?

When I was in sixth grade, this old guy on my paper route brought me inside to pay me. He had me sit down on the couch, paid me, then taught me to fap. Overall, it was a win. Got paid. Fapped. OTOH, he was also fapping.

Oh my lord

No but she's very similar

Thanks? :~)

You are fucking gorgeous.

When i was 13 years old i was able to start a fire in the trashcan in my room. Luckely i was able to put it out before it could spread. I actually still have the trashcan to this day.

>be me 17yo beta faggot
>at school , class about to end
>bully starts telling me how ugly i am
>after school he and his friends chain me and piss on me
>Enraged.jpg
>plan the perfect revenge , get his adress
>go to his house 2 days after incident
>bring ski mask , knife and shit
>bang on his door like crazy
> he opens and i threaten to kill him
>i tell him to open his mouth and gold rain
>i punch him till he passes out
> Run like a faggot to my home
>still not caught
KEK

Thank you! :')

nice work, user

Same guy
>>be 15
>>go to church
>>would be the crafts person
>>little girl always hugging on me
>>wants bounced on my leg
>>agree to shut her up
>>bouncing commences as i do crafts
>>after 5 mins or so feel little girl humps
>>feel her grinding hard into my leg
>>realise whats going on
>>put my hand on her back leaning her forward
>>she does a soft moan and shivers
>>"thanks im done now going to go play"
And thats how it started
Continued until 18 when i joined the army

How old are you , you pretty fucking hot honestly i would fuck the shit out of you even if you underage , also nice dubs

Kudos to you. I myself like big girls but you're probably tired of hearing that from guys, understandably. Don't compare yourself to what you consider "perfect 10s", because beauty is totally subjective and I'm sure you're gorgeous inside and out.
Wish I could work out with you and tell you how great you're doing. I'm scrawny and pale but find myself comparing my body to dudes all the time and I know it sucks.
I really do hope you can learn to be comfortable in your skin, because big is beautiful, regardless of fetishes.

This is really gay

Thanks, I turned 19 on the 7th

Rate me

F R E S H M E A T
show that pussy with timestamp

>red eyes with skin diseases
typical pedo

4/10 maybe 5/10 if im being generous

I set up situations so that my friends catch me fapping. They don't know it's on purpose.

Is it that bad :O and are you male or female

I'm at work, I can do a timestamp but no pussy or tits
:(

nice double dubs , also doesnt matter its still pretty ugly , not bad i mean its not bad , its just not good

how comes that you made that decision?

>>stll 15
>>church movie night
>>different 11yo girl basically yelling to a girl she wants bounced
>>"i can bounce you"
>>she mounts my leg wearing pjs
>>im also wearing pjs
>>start bouncing maximum speed
>>she leans forward pushing down
>>her hands on my knee keep clutching hard then soft
>>i stop bouncing and she starts grinding into my leg
>>shes breathing heavy grinding hard
>>clearly orgasms on my leg with a heavy sigh and a shake
>>gets up and walks away
>>sit and hide raging boner in a church pew
This stuff happened with ten? Or so girls of all ages. I dunno wtf put leg bounces in their heads but thank you to whatever did.

I've had the biggest crush on my mom my whole life. She's been in and out of relationships since I was a kid, and I just always wanted to be the guy that treated her right.
Now I've got a huge oedipus complex and just want an older woman to take care of me and treat me like her son with benefits.
Probably never going to find a woman like that who won't just see me as a boy toy and then toss me aside when something serious comes along.

go to 9fag if you want uploads also i will post that on 9fag

Yeah timestamp will be good , but time stamp with hands or feet to prove you a girl , also i live in oregon ;) if you actually want to meet up , im 23 , white and non beta , post your email so we can talk

I pretty much don't believe in anything supernatural anymore. I've been studying and doing introspection, and I realize that I am a secular humanist. What makes this difficult is the fact that my entire family is extremely Christian, with multiple pastors and all of us life long believers. If they were to find out I no longer believe they would treat it like a personal attack and nothing would ever be the same. Furthermore, I happen to be a teacher at a Christian run private school, where absolute faith in the Bible is a requirement. I feel like I'm having to lie to everybody just to keep my job and keep the peace with my family.

Add jamesloli on snapchat if you're serious

I didn't wipe my ass myself until I was like 12.

People wonder why I've never dated a girl. It's because im very self conscious about my stutter.

You're on Sup Forums, that's an accomplishment here, not a secret.

Meh, filesize is too big to upload here and I'm too lazy to edit it

Do you have snapchat instead? I'm not looking for a hookup btw

i Can relate to you user one of my "friends" is a total dickhed and only talks about things he likes and never let a Conversation anywhere near some deep topics and mygirlfriend is also super shallow and Dumb i really need some good Companions too

attention whore faggot trynna be a femanon detected , POST TIMESTAMP OR ELSE YOU A FAGGOT , also you wanted a pedophile to date you ,im in portland vancouver

My bf doesn't know I participate in group sex frequently. I love making multiple people cum and really like taking loads all over my body. Pic related.

low quality bait instantly detected

>be me, nearly 28
>in a relationship for some month now
>she'd do anything for me, is a really lovely person
>I don't really feel it
>talked to a girl on the internet
>she is 16
>fell in love as hard as never before
>cant resist meeting her
>she is without a doubt the most beautiful girl of the world
>made out
>want to meet her again soon

>attention whore faggot trynna be a femanon detected , POST TIMESTAMP OR ELSE YOU A FAGGOT
You're already starting to sound like a bad candidate

U don't like the fact that I have orgies? I can't help that group sex really turns me on.

Okay , would you please post a timestamp to make sure that you are a female and not a cat fish trying to bait us ?

NBD . 2 months aint nothin. cheated on my girl of 1 year, and have been somewhat regularly with different women. we're about to celebrate 5 years together.

I'm rich as fuck. And share your interests. I'd be you're BF. But it's too risky for me to meet you. Sorry. Good luck out there! Hot pic BTW, if it's really you.

At least you tried

I'm in love with my cousin. She's adopted and not a blood relative. She's younger, but let's be honest, that shit doesn't matter. I've loved her since she came into my family but we were never really close. A few years ago once she started having real interests we started hanging out (both liking video games and such). I was always content and happy getting to spend any time with her. It wasn't often, but it was enough to become friends. 2 years later now and we went on a family trip together. We spent most of the trip together and I found out she has an online girlfriend. They're both young enough that it honestly is most likely innocent, but it somehow makes me extremely depressed thinking that she has someone in her life that's close to her like that. Someone who could prevent me from being close to her. Or maybe my cousin would reject me and it doesn't matter anyways. Either way, I love her and thats my secret. If I can't have her, I'm not really sure why I should stick around. Life's boring and repetetive when I think about not spending time with her, and honestly I'm just coasting by every day of my life until I get to see her again.

Does guilt not get to you?
Im in a 4 year relationship and ive had offers, but i feel guilty even talking to girls in a cheaty way

I came on some sugar cubes and I'm going to crush one up and put it in my coworkers coffee. Normally i just spit in it.

Best thing is that she pays for mine if I pick her up one.

another user here:
Itdepends on how deep your relation with that girl is, sometimes when i do that shit i feel guilty afdterwards and sometimes i don´t
i cheated multiple times on my Current GF and allways thought that it was nbd since i am not really sure what i feel about her so the fact that you have a strong emotional response indicatres that you have a strong bond to your GF

Fuk u

My GF of 6 years. I hired her 24 year old niece as my secretary. Brings me breakfast every morning. I get head and get to fuck every day at work in my office. I have my balls drained and stomach filled by 2 different women everyday. She is totally in love with me too. Says if shit never works out with me and my gf, I can always have her. If my gf ever found out, life as I know it would be over, but if we ever just broke up for whatever other reason... im still in good pussy territory.

how old is she?

Yeah i get ya. We do everything together. Everything i want sexually or emotionally she does.

i molested my little sister

>be me
>18
>meet up with girl my friend introduced me to because she was deppressed and thought i might cheer her up
>friend isnt super close and does not know i am nihilistic and suicidal myself
>we meet up at my house
>she has a panic attack and breaks down about all her dumb issues
>says she thinks about killers herself everyday and shows me her scars
>i tell her that if killing herself is what she really wants then she should go for it and be truly happy
>sit in awkward silence and watch fast and furious 2
>she kills herself that night after i drove her home
ha

I have a warrent out for my arrest

And do you not feel guilt? Is your gf bad to you? 6 years is a long time to not have a "love" for someone

No thank you

Well she wasn't gonna read it anyway, with her small female brain and all.

I'm 18 and the girl of my dreams is 14.

I fell for this girl. She's damn near perfect in my eyes. Cute as fuck, kinda awkward in a good way. Smart as hell, knows what she wants in life. She is the type of girl that I wanna marry.

But she gives of mixed signals.

She seems very enthusiastic about meeting up and doing something. But then when we get close to it, she shys away. Maybe it's her awkwardness acting up? who knows.

But it's not like she shy's away from talking. We can talk for an entire day without issue, and she will always respond to my mild teasing favorably. While she kinda does the same to me, but in a way that would be trying to motivate me to do something

I don't know what the deal with her is. Seems like she might actually like me. But she just can't commit to a meet up. Even those she seems so eager and enthusiastic about it. I guess just take it slow until I actually get some sorta response from her.

Though I kinda wanna either just come clean with her with saying "Hey, I've been holding this in for a while, but I really like you, but I've always been afraid of losing you as a friend as well because I care a lot about our relationship, but I had to get this off my chest, I don't really care if you don't feel the same way, but I'd still like to remain your friend as well if I could."

or just try again with meeting up. But make it seem more intimate or romantic with something like "I really enjoy talking to you, and I want to take you to _______ this weekend."

What'd you do?

Thats pretty normal.