Chris Evans and Jenny Slate now engaged to be married

>Captain America to wed a Jewess

Will this ride ever stop?

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>Chris Evans off cycle
>Chris Evans not eating clen
>Chris Evans not trening hard
>Chris Evans not dbolishing his goals
no thanks.

I thought he was married to that bitch from Shameless.

>mandatory rest month

Its required for zen training brah

also good choice of women, at least its not a hollywood slut looking to drain his dick for his money

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>him marrying an ugly 34 years old jew that is already married


Yeah not buying it

wtf?
This man could have gotten any woman and he chose...this thing?

>feminist
>jew
>34

This is a beard

>Jenny Slate
shit she's hot but this guy could have literally anyone. well done jenny.

then again i think hes gay so maybe its cover

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Jenny's parents are supposedly very rich.

So is Evans.

Clearly a beard

That fucking townsend evans is perfect

That's a solid 7/10 famalon

god thats a nice pic, I just want to cum on her face. Evans is so lucky.

Captain America is now engaged to Dawn Bellwether.

someone get on the ship fics pronto.

why though?

I see no reason what he'd lose by coming out now?

wonder who is behind those posts

Captain AMERICA being gay would trigger the patriots or something. fucking prudes.

Does this mean Ellen has videos of celebrities on the toilet?

god thats such a nice nose.

kek

lel he did the face.

honestly, good for them both. I saw her on Colbert the week before and she seem meek and soft spoken. Also she was funny as shit explaining a story. She's cute, and thats one less chad I have to compete with.

So?

i think i saw her on getting doug with high

maybe im confusing her with other unfunny youtube girls though

JUST

well he's not your average Sup Forums footfag cunnyposter

anyone got any pics of her pusy?

youtube.com/watch?v=raNBOHeRAp4

i didnt imagine it

So disney tells him to suck dick in private and marry a nice jewess.

Jewish girls are hot and they make good mothers, what's not to like?

A-am I in a bad drea

FUCK

i saw him on that ellen show and now i think he's gay

I would actually like to do lewd things to her.

Shes still married and Captain American is cucking him lol

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>evans dressed well
>she's wearing uggs

really makes you think.

I want to fuck Evans

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