Waifu claiming thread

Waifu claiming thread.

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Rules:
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>Only one claim per user
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP/ERP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Most importantly, have fun!

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hi

Kreygasm

カラミチーマス

Finals are over

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That's basically what I'm doing, several days of eating basically peanut better with bread.

Also I'm off to play xcom 2 so won't be replying so regularly.

Claim

Night

I need new caps of this guy

(Yui)
Oh, bullied... how old are you if I may ask

>also trans
JUST! How many do we have here now?

I can't remember much before I turned 15. Like, only fractals and pictures if anything. With 15 I had the first time I didn't feel like I was in the right body and since then it's only been downhill for me...
But I found some really nice and supporting people here who I can talk to about my problems.

Night

Rip

still here


and


i dont see how my taste in food dictates how strong i am
ehh ill take it because its not a bad thing

I'm 24. You're trans too, I'm guessing?

(Chara)
No no no! Not alcohol! I still have to heal my liver! I meant drink water/juice/etc. I have a habit of not drinking a lot, like I would drink maybe 3 cups of water during the entire day, that is not much at all. So spicy food makes me want to drink, that is why I like it. Not only that, spicy foods are really tasty too.
For personas I don't know what to say, I mean I had Avatars like Kanade, CC and Pete but actual personas.. I would say 4 on here, I have a bunch more on other threads. Does it even count as persona when you just change the way you speak and the pics you use? Maybe even the trip too. I guess that does mean persona.

hi how are you doing

DRINKING calories is a lot easier than eating them.

Whole Milk. Soda. Beer.

Check out some bulking protein shakes (yes, these will have fuckloads of protein, it's fine)

doing fine, long day over
you?

still here

(Fran)
I may or may not could have executed the act again with surprising, yet not satisfying effects.

>How many do we have here now?
Way too fucking many.
All this gay shit gotta stop!

Fuck you! I liked you as a person!

USAGI GA NIGETERU

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I'm 22 and yes. I kinda said with 15 "It's just a phase, just a phase" and only 2 years ago I started searching for a couselor...
but alas, my parents still think it's a phase and finding a free counselor is... depressing at best

ah, I see. That makes a lot of sense actually. Good to know you can manipulate yourself that way.

Yup, that's persona alright

Don't pretend like you don't like it

I don't get this waifu thing.

derp
too long maybe

gachiGASM

>Fuck you! I liked you as a person!

What did I do?!

I like it EXCEPT when I'm trying to gain weight while going to the gym. Then it's just the most annoying thing ever. I wish I could bulk up a bit more.

mangoKrey

Pick a girl
Avatarfag
Occasionally discuss waifus and why they are good.

im alright
just been pretty bored these past few hours

I certainly do not!

You are yet another tranny... there are now more of your kind here than healthy people...

We really are /lgbt/ now
Wew?

I guess no wew

Neither do I

>pick a girl

You fucked up on step 1.

You don't choose your waifu, she chooses you.

fu fu~

You need to get into that one specific depressive state where you would suicide and find that one fictional character that you fall in love with.

dont worry about it too much

>picking Shiro as a waifu
>healthy

pick one

Are they going to understand that though?

HAHAHA no, we're not. I'm not setting as much as a fucking toe in /lgbt/.
You think Sup Forums is bad? Go... go on, look up the trans threads in /lgbt/ all of them. The Hon ones, the passing ones, whatever.
That place is the closest thing I've found to cancer even beating tumblr

You do!

fu~ fu~ fu~

The one and only

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Is it really that bad? It has to be a meme, right?

>going to /lgbt/

There's your first mistake. It's like watching tumblrinas trying to be poltards and being worse than either.

Claimu

:>

Another one?

It's not rocket science.

A waifu isn't a rescue animal. Waifu are characters you love.

I knew I loved Tomoko before I had even read her material.

It's not something that I think about a lot, but it's something I would be happy to change about myself.
Maybe some day.

I would not be impossible that perhaps further investigation may lead to improved performance.

Rude!
At least I don't think I'm something I objectively am not, like a horse, a girl or napoleon.

Obviously not! This accelerating shift is destroying this once peaceful and supportive utopia.

Pretty sure it's the third one, surprised we don't have more Flans.

No... no it's not a meme. I mean it. I hate that place. I hate it more than Chen

I know. I made the mistake once of trying to join a trans only community. After half a year I noticed it wasn't friendly banter... they were insulting each other 24/7

;3

Because I scare off the other ones with my autism yay!

:'3

why not do something fun?

nothing to do

Learn chinese

why?

>a horse, a girl or napoleon.
I'm pretty sure you're one of those.

Do it feggit

O-oh

>trans only place being shit
My sister had a similar experience with a lgbt only housing

hi again

I've been to a couple of LGBT only places, and they've all been really cliquey- especially the women, I find. Most gay guys have been pretty chill- I used to hang out with a guy from New Zealand and we'd walk along the canal together.

I've never actually met any super bitchy trans women irl, they seem to just stay indoors.

Can you put on a trip so I can filter you? Thanks.

do something good for yourself go for a walk work out or something

Yeah, I think you told me once. Since then I'm... rather cautios when it comes to that.

And to be perfectly honest, I don't know why we even have a /lgbt/ board...
You get the same input here in Sup Forums with the same shitposters

they seem to just stay indoors
not gonna lie, that made me giggle

Tell me a bit more about yourself if you don't mind.

I'll take the dictator then.

>I made the mistake once of trying to join a trans only community.
Yet now you're trying to turn this thread into one.

Speaking of which, you're only regular gay, not trap gay, aren't you?

i was thinking about learning another language
it stopped raining so i dont feel like walking anymore

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Spanish? French? Korean? Japanese? Italian? German?

Hello!

I've never felt that, as a guy, it's very physically appealing to others being too thin. It certainly doesn't make the first impression any better. Folks tend to be more attracted to fit guys over thin guys.

No it's definitely the horse.

I have died and will die.
It's all right. I don't mind.

I'm not really trying to do anything. Besides, that's why you are still here.

Can't think of anymore stupid ascii signs.

Thats fine I guess
You shouldnt ever do it. It took literally 3 months to go from buddy-buddy to passive aggressive to actual death threats
I might be able to pass as a trap if I tried.

More of a fan of muscles personally
Hey

Why this mad on /b?

Claiming Hashiri Nio

We die every night.

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Claiming Speedwagon

She's the girl with the full body scarring or tattoos? Right? The anime wasn't that great I did like this girl.

It's a tool lyrics.

Are those her real wings?

hi
well yeah thats true but i dont think people care too much if youre thin

You would think so after seeing my donger, but no, I am not.

I am here for nostalgia and my love to Shiro!

Did you overdose on seneca?

Are you trying though?

-wanders around the thread, looking in drawers for shinie things-

She is best girl and yes.

Scary. Not going to happen anytime soon. Actually scratch that, not ever going to happen.

HEIL HITLER!

Well then good! You can keep this place un/lgbt/
We're counting on you!

A Nevada

Claiming Ikaros.

Explain that to the generic Sup Forums lurker. Or just argue with Eyebrow-kun.

;____;

-claims Ika-

not sure yet
what do you think?

I'd rather ridicule and harass them.

It's nice, he's been gone for quite some time

She had bat wings before something happened. Need to read more into the Touhou lore. But yeah, those are her wings.

Chara I will leave now. I want to go for a walk. Cya.

Hello again.
I can't seem to actually be able to sit down and read like a normal person.

The only reason I go to sleep.

More like dry nihilism and Tool.

It's also a pretty good song.

League time
Nah

Good

See us!

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I would too but we need more members in the dying community.
I get the feeling he had a revelation that he was being as cringey as the people he was ridiculing and just stopped.

Yeah, it's ok. I saw them live a few years ago and they played Forty Six & 2. The time before that they played Lateralus. Shit was good.

No we don't.

Good claim, a loyal friend and an excellent lover in bed.