I like my women like i like my ______________

i like my women like i like my ______________.

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Coffee; flat and white

I like my coffee how i like my women... with my dick in it!

whisky, 12 yrs old

I like my women like I like my bedbugs: traumatically inseminated

whiskey, 12 years old and mixed up with coke

Potatoes, Mashed Up

like my games, beaten :^)

I get the joke, but mixing a 12 year whisky with coke defeats the point of a 12 year whisky

Coffee; hot and full of cream.

I like my women, like I like my Art House Noir movies, Short, and silent.

there's people out there who waste good whiskey mixing it with coke because they don't appreciate the fine art of single malts

Coffee.
Black & bitter

stove, always in the kitchen

I like my women how i like my saturday nights.... drunk, passed out and vulnerable

id like a real one if thats possible

>i like my women like i like my

Trauma survivors, desperate and weeping.

Coffee... ground up and in the freezer

Coffee. Tight and hot.

... coffee, in a sack on the back of a mule in Colombia.

i like my women how i like my neighbours.... giving me what i want when i need it then leaving me the fuck alone

Too much trouble. Just pay hookers. That way they leave when you're done.

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Men ; with a dick

I like my women, like I like my washing machine, in the basement, tethered to the wall.

Presidents, urinated on by lolis

my dick. cut

...

pillows.

Soft, laying on my bed, and easy to cuddle.

Rum. 8yrs old and full of coke

haha fuckin hell you just won the internet i think

Leak/see any snapchat users private pics/nudes with snap leak .cf! Sup Forumsros use it before it's patched and don't share it.

there is people wearing fedora's

muh single malt i feel euforic FUCK OFF

>stove, always in the kitchen
KEK'd!

>Coffee... ground up and in the freezer
You and me need to hang out!

>washing machine, in the basement, tethered to the wall

This is a new one, points for originality

self (dead)

Man invented D-rings, and zip ties for a reason Sup Forumsro

>i like my women like i like my
Dick, always hanging around me

OPs mum
A worthless bitch that pumped a retard out for handouts.

so you're into worthless fat bitches that sponge off government handouts then are you? you have seriously poor fuckin taste man

That would get a bit annoying dude. The only reason men put up with women's petty shit in any capacity is so we can fuck them. Why would you want them near you AFTERWARD? Unless I'm feeling like round 2, the only thing I do after catching a nut, is hop in the shower then fire up the playstation. I don't wanna hear my girl prattle on about inane shit after sex.

And low standards.

You can have low standards without stooping to fucking a welfare queen

Steak, dead and bloody

I like my women like I like my beer. Gone when I'm done

you mean you wouldnt mind sharing one with your friends?

Depends on the beer or how many I have left.

It's like it is almost 2am and you realize you don't have anymore beer. Could cause a lot of trouble.

coffee... black and full of sugar

...

coffee, without a dick in it.

Men.

coffee cold and bitter

Drugs, white.

Coffee.. I don't like coffee

Olive oil; Extra Slutty.

I like my women like I like my beer, undressed.

I like my women like I like my pictures
Hung up in my house