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cara

distinct lack of meme city posters of late

hope they're ok

meme city here. still planning on leaving in the next week

bit rainy and shitty
shame we've had such good weather past few days but i couldnt go out

right here m8, not been on much lately. bit depressed because is leaving :(

w-where?

alri

sorry about the thumbnail, source 404d and I forgot to search for the full image.

Brisbanite edition

very drunk lads

good lad

>wake up
>morning sex with gf
>snooze & cuddle for a bit before she leaves
>go for very satisfying morning dump, making particularly funny faces in the mirror
>it's a no-wiper
>drink a lot of very cold and refreshing water
>sunlight and fresh air blasting into my room as I lay in bed browsing the so called 'chon

FANTASTIC start to the weekend ngl

It's nine o'clock on a Saturday
The regular crowd shuffles in

really happy for you mate

sounds magnificent
where's this so-called sun?

phimosis still post? hope he didn't do the ol' 'cide

i used to be a phi-poster a few years ago, got the ol' sniparoo

hope ed never comes back

Oy cunt, shove the fuckin keyboard up your fuckin arse and put the game on

unironically used to have phimosis but fixed it by stretching, it's no reason to do a 'cide or a 'cise

about to get /on it/ ngl

Donald Trump just tweeted a picture of Schumer having donuts with Putin. This is goalpost moving. The issue is not that nobody can meet with Russians, it's that your administration held secret meetings and lied about them, Russia hacked our election, and the GOP platform became pro Putin.

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can't find my comfy pyjama bottoms which is weird because i never leave my bed
gonna do the ol spongebob squarepant, /brit/ and cookie clicker all day
i know what you're thinking but don't worry I'm only pretending to be a loser

There's a bogan sitting next to me
Threat'ning violence to me and my kin

>england

alarm on my phone is going off across the room but cba getting up and turning it off. really annoying 2bh

>"it's a no-wiper"

This Yank at the bar is no friend of mine
Thinks he can post for free
And he's quick with a 'mick or to talk politic
But there's someplace I'd rather he be (>>>/cum/)

BAA BAABAABAA BAABAABAABAA

the 'hubs being fucking slow again
also what the fuck is this new captcha shit, i cba to read 'doing a poo' let alone this crap

getting the band back together

it's when you do a single wipe and the paper comes back clean

satisfied the Joo

here have a lingot

90% of the hate nickelback got / gets was / is unjustified

there are far less talented artists to make fun of.

yh like your MUM !!!!!!!!!!!!!! YOUR MUM!!!!!!!!! BAHAHAHAHAHA

>being on Sup Forums
>not understanding that n*ckelback should be banned by the geneva conventions

Just woke up feeling a bit grotty

Having a poo now it stings a bit because I ate fried chicken yesterday and it was spicy

Anus aches a bit for some reason. Happens sometimes when I poo. Something to do with the nerves there I guess.

This one's gonna take a lot of wiping.

Then I'm gonna make coffee and try to think of something to do with my weekend. I'll probably just end up playing For Honor on my own.


Embarrassing.

Mate is moving to NZ in a month or so...any advice la?

I think he should work for a vineyard.

J U X T A P O S I T I O N
U
S
T

*ruins your weekend*

haha so british

*stares ponderously into wardrobe*

think I'll wear my diabolical dictator outfit today

all of the memories so close to me just fade away

all this time you were pretending, so much for my happy ending

pack as many crisp packets as you can, theres fuckall selection here
be prepared to despise every single ad campaign
replace your unyielding hatred of south asians with that of those of the orient
wear sunscreen, you burn about 350 times faster
dno fuckall about getting a job

i ate her out, it was a friday night

also: they call crisps 'chippies', sweets 'lollies', the working class 'tradies' and pounds 'bucks', pardon the pun

dunno about NZ but some tradies here earn $100k + if they're self employed

Believe all of these except 'chippies'

legislative idea: a ban on all foreign elective campaigns taking place in our nation.

it's chips, not chippies

Thanks

I want other people to have an uneventful weekend like me too

>pom wants to move from one shithole tiny island to another

hmm fitting

This, since I was a kid electricians and plumbers have been middle class

yeah it's fucked, i go to the best uni in the country and won't make as much as the good tradies my first year out

tbf a lot of london-based plumbers and stuff are quite wealthy, it's just that all their money goes into rent unless they bought a place decades ago
Is it a much more competitive business then?

first Australian post i've so much as smirked at in seven months

'neuxposting is the best part of Sup Forums

I like to think of it as a tradie bubble

many kids in school now are being drawn to the profession due to high wages but once there is an oversupply, the amount they can charge will go down.

They say fashion is cyclical. All I want to know is when this magic will be back in style.

oh right that makes sense actually. oh well, business idea: move to ausnz needs some work still

Had half a pint of this yesterday, paid £4.20 for the privilege.

It was good.

the reason there aren't many atm has something to do with lack of apprenticeship placements though so it's still not THAT easy to get into unless you already have some sort of qualification

i dunno the specifics i'm not a bluecollar runt

same i guess, I'm middle class and at a good uni just doing a mickey-mouse degree (first year, thinking about switching to apprenticeship) and if I can't land a cushy career in the Foreign Office then I don't want a 'real' job

>9%

It's like Special Brew for poofs

*queefs*

why is this image posted so frequently? Is it all you?

ayy

i am also the creator of other gimmick classics such as "THAILAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAD" and am the Brisbanearselad

>71873179
Dismal.

hmm wow what an impressive portfolio
*throws it away*

its either 'potato chips' (formal) or 'chippies' (informal)
i was as disturbed as you

normaltons OUT!

Anyone else's memory change? I remember dozing off in the college lounge couch, and every time I think back to this I "remember" someone sitting next to me and facing me (curved couch), but I know for a fact this was impossible because I had set my stuff at the edge of the couch where nobody would be able to sit.

they moved it

Is this "lass" on BBC Breakfast a tranny?

Gonnna go eat some muesli and bran flakes tbqh

If someone had been there facing me I would certainly remember saying something to them though.

me dad's been staying up til 5AM these days. it's really cutting into my personal time. like what the fuck.

the gf

>tfw can sympathize completely with this meme statement

Waiting until my parents fall asleep so I can actually do something without micromanagement.

WTF is this Uber thing?

Woman on the train the other day must have been 6'5, built like a brick shit house.

Couldn't work out if it was a tranny or not. Must be shit for her if she's an actual women and people's first though upon seeing her is 'Is that a tranny?'

im very thankful for how little discussion about japanese stuff there generally is in these threads, gets really annoying on imageboards

Excellent bud

>malta primarily of semitic arab origin
>average iq of 97

really electrolytes my sensory web

just boarded a bus lads

serial fare dodger on my bus lads

You are now breathing manually

sit next to a pretty girl

you just noticed that your foreskin is tangled up

driving this bus full of bent runts

here...just take your upvote...

>he's uncut

Why do middle-class women think being a mum is some huge achievement?

would literally starve to death without my foreman grill

...

Raising kids is a full time job, how dare you discriminate against her?

used to just pour all the grease back over the steak desu

would do thermal farts afterwards