ITT: we all work on the 100th floor of the south tower

ITT: we all work on the 100th floor of the south tower.
First dubs and plane hits the north tower.
Trips hits the south tower.

mkay

Trips and history is rewritten.

No terrorist attack that day, and Dubya is remembered as a "down home and loveable fella", beloved by all the land.

I didn't know that existed! Fuck yeah!

>off by one
Hey guys, where is Muhammad? is he out sick today?

in case you don't know, Bruce Dickinson flies it, too

Whew I'm glad I'm a goddamn dirty Jew and got the Jew memo to stay home

I like this concept

>one off
kek

oh shit wht the fuck? A plane hit the north tower!

>the jews are obviously behind all of this
Let's lynch the jew!

Check em

RRRRRUUUUNNNNNN

Hey guies,you watch friends last night?
I need some coffee...

nope a dirty jew hit the gold vaults in the basement

bad luck fam

Is that a plane in the distance?

Anyone on the North tower, fuck anything you find before the tower goes down. What/who do you fuck? I'd get me some bitch to dry hump with.

SECOND PLANE HIT IT

Hey guys, I'm David - The new IT guy
Sorry I'm late guys, I brought doughnuts!

By the way, I'm installing some new 8000/8000 56K modems in the tower. I'll start later.

Guys thats a lot of smoke coming from the north tower...

...

FUCKING RUN A TWO PLANES HIT THE NORTH TOWER

S-trip-ers

Oy goys plant the bomds

3333

Oh wow! I suppose I'd better escape, but I'll get fired if I don't install the modems.

If you need me, I'll be installing modems.

G-guys? is that another fucking plane out there?

rollo

I got this *prepares shotgun*

RIP David, the new IT guy.
He's gonna die doing what he loves.

WE'RE ALL GONNA DIE

Jeremiah, bring me coffee, please.

Remember, extra sugar and a dip of sweaty dick.

Someone must be toking it up like P. Diddy and doctor dre
Where's my coffee...

I think we're safe, what are the odds that 2 planes hit the same trade center.

Dont worry guys, Jet fuel cant melt steel beams north towers fine

*shoots pilot*

jews did 911

Impossible I would say

*takes control of plane* ALLAH AKBAR!!!

Who is that Arab guy on the ceiling? Oh shit, that plane is really low. Jeremiah! Where is my dick-dipped-coffee dammit!!!!

I'm jerking off hold on guys

What happened to David?

RIP

Oh darn, corporate installed faulty LAN wiring.
At least I brought doughnuts!

Say, why is everyone afraid? This may have been an accident. The guys in WTC-7 seem to be safe!

*misses tower completely, and lands safely at destination*

Oh FUCK!!! WHAT'S HABBENING????

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SOUTH TOWER COMING DOWN WITH THESE JEW TRIPS RIGHT HURR

*turns into a fat Russian man and fly's away on my new found wings

...

OH SHIT
GUYS WHATS GOING ON

At least nothing happened to the South tower

Fuck anything you before we die! Where is Tiffany? Hold her down

OH SHIT WHAT THE FUCK WE'RE DEAD

David, bro, you gotta get out of here!

Dubs to get out bois

* holds Tiffany* I got her anus

why is nobody eating David's doughnuts

*Fly's over you with my wings* POOT POOT POOT

dubs of survival

I NEVER GOT MY COOOOFFFFFEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!

I'll hold her by the pussy

*the pootis bird grabs the plane mid flight*

Lets fuck these niggers

priorities
where's david

*Pootis bird starts laying eggs on you*

David died! He died doing what he loved. The Modems, Jaremyah, the modems

SHIT WAS THAT A PLANE? Km drinking a red bull so I can get wings and get fuck out of here. Duck you David and Chad.*Jumps through the window*

Wait... Wasnt the Server room where the plane hit? OH SHIT DAVID

Fuck you Jeremiah, I asked for my dick-dipped-coffee and where is it? Prioritize.

* Pootis bird fly's in carrying David who is alive and breathing*

David... I see him... He is alive! Thanks poopy bird!

*Pootis bird is angrey that you called him poopy bird and grabs you and fly's you out of the building threatening to drop you* TWEET TWEET

"Its a Hologram"

Wow, thanks for recessitating me guys! Since we're all gonna die anyways, who wants some Jefferson's Reserve 21-year? I brought enough glasses for everyone still alive! Plus, I have my Walkman with some Neutral Milk Hotel! It's this new band, they're from Louisiana, and they sound terrific!

Proof the Jews did 9/11

*Pootis bird is raging and knocks down the floor your on l but making sure to grab David*

* carries David to the ground saving him from dieing*

*the pootis bird rebuilds the tower to before he knocked it down* poot :3

I always liked you Tiffany. Switch it up boys. I'll get the ass this time! Woo!!! Smack and grap

david's already alive, see

Well I am a shit at flying anyway

Poot?

*The pootis bird transforms back into a human* my head hurts... Wait why is there a giant hole in the tower?

Big O Plane

STOP FUCKING MY WIFE!!!!!

*Stabs you with a piece of the tower*

Prank

Hey guys, it's me, David. The new IT guy.
I'm gonna jump. So long, fellas!

*jumps out of tower*

* Becomes pootis bird and saves you*

STOP SAVING ME I WANT TO KILL MYSELF

Poot:3

it's time to d-d-d-d-d-d-duel

Rollll

i got this