New fluffy thread. Post "wowstest owwies" images

New fluffy thread. Post "wowstest owwies" images

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old as fuck. His new friend gets his legs cut off and gets to be eaten. come on

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calm down dude

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KWEH

anyone has some good written stories?

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Sure is a bit slow today

Il reproduce one I wrote in the last thread. It's not that good though
>it's fluffy's turn to hide in hide and seek
>"chirp, fwuffy wub hy an sweek" it says full of joy
>you close your eyes and begin counting down from 10
>you hear a torrent of giggle and the fluffy saying "fwuffy is bestes hidies"
>you open your eyes and look behing you
>like last time you stifled giggles.
>you see the end of a pink tail poking out from under your couch
>"where could fluffy be?" You say
>you hear more giggles.
>you turn away and begin going into your kitchen and grab some canned spaghetti
>"if only fluffy were here she would get some nice sketti"
>you waut about 2 seconds before you fluffy xharges in the the kitchen
>fwuffy here! fwuffy wan sketti. Pwease
daddeh
>you look past the fluffy and go back to making the spaghetti, acting like she is not there
>fluffy begins to frantically prance around you squealing "am hewe daddeh am wight hewe"
>you keep acting like she isn't
>fluffy gets scared "huhuuu daddeh no see fwuffy. Fwuffy am too gud hider" tear stream down it's eyes
>you pretending the fluffy is not there dor an entire week, leaving no food and making sure to say"I miss fluffy, I wish she hadnt left me" when she is near
>this is met with the cries of fluffy
>huhuu daddeh am hewe hab wowtest tummie huwties
>you watch fluffy starve all the while pretending she isn't there

Holy shit!
Imagine fluffy gladiators. Someone needs to make this a thing!

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>Bump for mother abuse after she abandons a baby (not sure if there is a specific name for this)

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I think hornlarry has a whole series on this, but you need to start from the beggining

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like this?

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Oh yes

What do you guys think of my story?

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That one actually comes first - the found baby is her 'nyu babbeh' after hers died. Also, that foal (I forget its name) is, in fact, largely invincible due to its incredible luck when falling.

You all want some pancakes?

it was quite good user, but a little more longer wouldve been nice, still, good job

Only pre written fluffy story I have access to right now is an anthro porn one I wrote for /trash/.

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sure why not

Or not. My backup is the incomplete version.

All I can say is fuck AMD and fuck using raid 0 for storage.

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This is kind of what you're looking for I think

Yeah I sort of rushed the ending

yeah it kind of ruined it.

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It was really good, user.

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Thanks fam.

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Alright, I've posted at least the past ten or more. I can't really post anymore tonight unless someone wants to fill in for me.

More?

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bullshit bullshit bullshit LOAMyoutube.com/watch?v=-cOoD6FNLbs

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I can help out.

I'm looking for some long greentexts

Ill rewrite it eventually

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Im posting my favorite comic

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This was amazing.

jfc these threads are weird af but also amazing

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How do you draw a fluffy?

1. draw a circle
2. draw a better circle next to it
3. connect
4. add legs
5. make it fluffy
6. give it a circle with a dot in it for an eye
7. giv snoot
8. cut it in half

another brother

circle, circle, 4 cylinders, snout, sketchy fluff, face

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Jose and the Cans

Part 1


>My name is Jose, and I work for the Foal-in-a-Can company
>The original, the one that started the fad, not the shitty imitators using chinese knockoff fluffies in eggs full of that gel shit and are all retarded when you take them out
>My company sells quality
>Well, as much quality as $2.50 can get
>We sell the meh foals, not shitty runts that are sold by weight as snake food but the ones that would most likely sell for $.50, if they make it out of the clearance bin before they become "kibble components"
>You wont find a pure white or black foal in these machines
>You will never ever find an alicorn, not even a shit brown one, because even those go for $50-100 depending of how "poopy" it is
>But you can find a decent foal without defects in popular colors like pink, blue, purple, etc
>Some shit-tier breeders tired of only finding turd-brown and puke-green ferals use these machines to get better stock
>But you can't ask for much and if you plan to become a breeder you could pay a little more, but then again most breeders are amateur retards
>So where was I? oh yeah, my story
>When people hear I work for this company their reactions are mixed
>So I tell them I work at some dumb office position, not with the fluffies themselves
>Pretty much anyone who handles fluffies is suspected to be an abuser
>Mostly because nobody can stand the fucking things and quits............unless they like to do something else to them
>I'm kind of in a grey area in that regard
>I don't work in the offices
>I don't work in "breeding & processing"
>I don't work in maintenance of the vending machines
>I'm the "cleanup guy"

>At the beginning foal-in-a-can retrieved all unsold foals from the vending machines during restocking
>They were sent back to B&P to be reprocessed
>Cans would be emptied of the foal, washed, the formula refilled and then sent back to be filled with a fresh newborn foal
>At this stage most foals were dead
>When they stay until restock day most have died of sepsis when their guts exploded from all the backed up shit
>What, didn't you know? we glue the little fuckers' anuses shut so they wont shit up the can
>Nobody would buy them otherwise, not if the can is all brown
>Besides the foal would die even faster if it had to live surrounded by its own poop
>When you buy them you take the glue out, is like a tampon
>But you better do it next to a trashcan or a toilet
>Back to the factory, when we bring the cans back the few foals who are still alive are inspected
>A few, VERY few get selected for breeding
>The rest are thrown straight into the grinder with the dead ones
>We don't even bother to "empty" them of all the backed up shit, the meat slush gets pasteurized so even if it has shit and fluff on it its safe for other fluffies to eat
>We do the same with the formula, which is a mix of milkbags and nutrients from the slush, and a shitton of antibiotics and preservatives
>You would think these few selected foals who get spared are happy as fuck right?
>Maybe at the beginning, but the reality is that they "pillowed" right there
>No waiting, no letting them play for once
>And both females AND males
>We find its much easier, faster and thus cost-effective to get the sperm off the stallions and then artificially inseminate the mares
>Both stallions mares are stationed with a feeding tube, a poop tube and catheters
>The only difference is that mares have a slide right next to their vaginas to retrieve the foals as they are born
>You probably seen this on shows like "How its made" so I'm not going to go through the whole process

>Again, this was old in the PAST
>Now shit has changed
>Foal-in-a-can needs to be more profitable
>So they start cutting unnecessary expenses
>One thing they did is copy other vending machines
>For example those other companies don't retrieve any expired product
>Shipping is too expensive, so they just throw it in the nearest trash bin
>It saves them millions in logistics
>So the bean counters at my company copied that
>And that's where I come in

>My name is Jose, and I'm the cleanup guy
>I'm the guy who goes before the restocking guys and gets rid of the spoiled merch
>Which means I do a lot of "cleaning"

>Today I get to clean Unit-45/R
>Is right outside a strip mall, where a payphone used to be decades ago when people didn't have cellphones
>When I approach it suddenly I see it
>"Well fuck!"
>"These stupid faggots again..."
>The machine is almost full
>Of 80 slot only 5 are empty
>And I know why
>The cash and coin slots got tape and glue
>The NFC pad and card readers are busted
>The window is plastered with shitty papers against animal cruelty
>"Fucking hugbox cocksuckers!"
>Only thing they managed to do is keep these foals in their little canned hells
>Keep them from being adopted
>From being free
>You would think these trustfund pampered-ass oxygen thieves fucks could spare $200 or so to buy all foals in the machines and freed them
>But no, they wont, I asked them once and they did their best to avoid the question
>One then walked into an apple store and bought an iphone 30
>Can't waste the money on stupid shit like saving animals! gotta have that new phone to compensate for the fact they are dull fuckers with nothing to say
>Whatever, you take the papers out
>Call central to tell them they should send a technician with the restock crew to fix this shit
>You insert the master key to open the machine
>Immediately you are assaulted by a plethora of foal voices

>"BE NYU DADDEH!"
>"MISTAH TAKE TO HOUSIE NAO?"
>"WEA MUMMAH? MISS MUMMAH!"
>"FWUFFY HUNGEH, NO MO MIWKIES! NEED MO!"
>"HUHUUUUU PWEASE TAKE FWUFFY OUT!"

>Always the same shit
>Never a "hewo"
>Guess these shits are in too much pain to be friendly
>Or learn new words
>Then again a nerd in breeding told you they can't learn new words or concepts
>Is hasbio's genetic programming, that's all, they aren't really sapient, they are sentient but that's it
>And even dogs can learn new tricks
>But not fluffies
>Being artificial beings they are in an evolutionary dead-end
>The only reason why ferals are everywhere these days is because it only takes them 4 weeks to be born
>And once they are born they are fertile in another 4 weeks
>You can have over 14 fluffy generations in ONE YEAR
>So even if these things are designed to be broken by all
>They are also designed to outbreed anything else
>For every fluffy a dog hunts
>a cat eats
>or a human beats to death with a dildo
>For every dead fluffy another 3 are born
>They are not going extinct, which is good news for exterminators

>Back to the foals in cans
>I see a red pegasus filly who died from sepsis
>She looks like a super-pregnant mare
>Except she's still a foal
>And not alive
>Her face is frozen in shock
>Her fluff was already getting dull before it expired
>Most likely due to all the putrid shit destroying her from the inside out
>But the glue tampon held on, kudos to the R&D guys for that
>The can will be easier to recycle
>As for the fluffy, I just take the can
>Pop the lid
>And throw her and the piss-soaked fluff pad into the trash
>No time for goodbyes
>Still got another 74 cans to go
>And so the process begins

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>I always start with the dead ones
>Is much easier
>Pop the lid
>Drop them in the trash
>Put the can on a bag for re-use
>Sometimes I find a dead fluffy that somehow managed to get the glue tampon out
>We don't know how they do it
>I suggested we put cameras so we can see what happens
>But boss says it would be too expensive
>Some dipshit suggested I get one of the tampons back for analysis
>Fuck if I'm gonna fish that tiny thing from a can full of liquid foal shit
>Today is a blue unicorn colt
>Well used to be blue
>Now is a dull shit brown
>The only blue left is a small spot on his back
>It was floating face down
>Drowned in his own shit
>This is bad................
>............now cleaning the can is too expensive so all gets thrown out
>What? you expected some hugbox crap?
>Be sad for this little fuck being too dumb to keep his own shit in his ass?
>Funny thing is now it will stay in the can forever
>I don't even bother to take out the lid
>Why for? the can is useless
>And I don't want any shit on my hands
>Down to 73

>Almost done with the dead ones
>Same old shit, mostly bloated ones
>5 fillies, 8 colts
>4 were pegasus, 3 unicorns and the rest regular earthies
>One light purple filly with a white mane was barely breathing, like a fish out of the water
>Couldn't say a word, didn't even move her eyes
>Then it stopped
>Dead
>Into the trash it goes
>Can in the bag
>Found other 2 that got the tampon off
>One yellow earthie filly, one pink unicorn filly
>Both dead, yellow one obviously drowned
>Pink one I'm not sure since it looks it died before that
>Probably a "wan die" cycle, it actually dies and the build up of gas pops the cork out
>And the shit flows out
>It happens
>Both into the trash, wont even bother

>Now here is a rare one!
>A starved to dead foal
>Is a navy blue pegasus colt
>Literally skin and bones
>Looks like a tiny miniature of those dead horses in the middle of the desert
>Fluff stopped growing, probably due to lack of nutrients
>The cause is obvious
>Faulty rubber nipple
>The formula pocket on the side is full
>Literally the only formula left in the whole machine
>Little fluffy didn't get a drop after it got canned
>Most likely was the first to die
>However its eyes are open
>"It lasted that long? damn!"
>Faulty nipples were a common problem at first but now not so much
>Not after they changed suppliers
>But still, it happens
>I don't usually care much about these shitrats
>But I feel a little bad for the ones that die like this
>Is a horrible way to go, even for vermin

>"Huuuhu wingie bruddah!"
>The live foal in the can behind the starved one is talking
>"Sissy missuh wingie bruddah! wan pway and hugies"
>Is a hot pink earthie mare
>Bloated but still alive
>Out of formula, wont last long
>"Whewe takin bruddah?"
>"Mistuh take fwuffy tu?"
>"Gib nummies and hugies?"
>I don't reply
>Bad idea
>These foals are desperate for attention
>If I give them any they will never shut up
>Is not that they are silent now, no sir
>But if I respond then the pleading and the crying will get worse
>And it never stops

>And now we arrive to the messy part
>Dealing with the live fluffies
>Remember when I said the company didn't take them back?
>I wasn't lying, they wont
>The cost of shipping them back was higher than getting new breeding-age fluffies
>Besides that way they also avoided genetic stock depletion
>Let alone retarded fluffies because a mare got inseminated by its own dad
>So I start with the hot pink earthie mare
>I take the can out
>I can already see her face changing
>Is happy
>Happier than its ever been
>She starts doing that stupid "dancie babbeh" routine
>Now the other foals think I'm taking her home
>And so the whinning starts
>"PWEASE MISTAH TAKE FWUFFY!"
>Is a chorus
>all the same
>Same promises about being a good fluffy
>About giving hugs and playing
>One fluffy mentions "sketti"
>"SKETTI! MISTAH HAB SKETTI FOR FWUFFY?"
>"SKETTI! FWUFF WAN SKETTI!"
>"SKETTI? WHEA?"
>Fucking hasbio and their fucking programming
>These shits have never even seen a picture of sketti
>Never had any sold food
>Have no idea what it is, could literally give them anything and tell them is sketti
>Then I hear it....

>"DUMMEH HOOMIN TAKE SMARTIE OUT!"
>"GIB SKETTIES NAO!"
>ohyiss.jpg
>Thank you god
>A fucking smarty foal
>A piss yellow unicorn with a shitty green mane
>Fucking classic
>He is bloated, but not too bad
>Can still walk around and bang his hoofsies on the plastic of the can
>I slowly put the can with the hot pink earthie mare on the ground
>Let the games begin

>Not all machines have smarties
>You would think they do but they don't
>The lack of interaction between foals prevents them from appearing
>They might be smarties
>But they don't know it yet
>Of course as always there are exceptions
>Statistics are never 100% right
>And here is the proof of it

>I take the can with the smarty
>And I sake it violently
>"SCREEEEEE! STAHP DUMMEH!"
>I laugh, smartys are so fucking predictable
>It starts the same old tirade....
>"DIS SMARTIE'S WAND!"
>Dumb fucker thinks it owns the vending machine
>I drop the can
>It crashes with a loud bang
>The smarty shits itself.......well he would if its anus wasn't full of glue
>I can see the muscle motion of a shit spray that all fluffies do, just nothing comes out
>It must be incredibly painful
>Fuck, I know it is because I can see the expression in the smarty's face
>"Huuhu why dummen hoomin huwt gud smartie fwend?"
>Well shit, normally it takes them more time to start pleading
>This smarty is one weak ass pansy
>I put my foot over the can
>Right where the smarty is, so he can see my boot approaching
>"NUUU! NU KILL FWUFFY!"
>Little turd is not even calling himself a smarty anymore
>What a coward...

>Can't deal with this shitstain here
>Last thing I need is all the fluffies here to start screaming
>It would get too much attention
>Last thing I need is some faggot taping the process and uploading it to youtube
>That would really rile up the peta cunts
>Even though they kill way more fluffies than I do
>And I do it in a more humane way since they bore them to death with movies about how they are abominations that deserve to die
>Like a fluffy would understand it and kill itself, retarded eco nuts...
>Besides I seen some of these animal fuckers abusing fluffies
>Bitches be sick, making up excuses when caught, so much bullshit...