if i roll trips, trump will be executed before the inauguration.
If i roll trips, trump will be executed before the inauguration
this is now a get thread
rollando for trump getting capped
rolling
henry rollins
mm no, why
Executed, or assassinated? Either way is good with me. You suck cock at trips though, so here, use mine.
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>found the freedom hating russkie
So many beta fans on b tonight...
death to traitors
praise kek
come on trips
GO DICE ROLL!
Holy fuck so much fail
Lemme help you guys out
Thread is cursed, abandon ship abort mission gtfo now
rolling down the street smokin indo sippin on gin and juice
rawl
fuck trump
this
Chekt
BERNIE
trump is the manchurian candidate
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if trips i get to fuck my crush and her sister
if dubs i fuck just her
if my post ends in
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then i have proof i'm gods chew toy.
if zero then i'm misconstrued what he did with my life.
if i get trips or dubs then i'm going to be a millionaire before 40.
if trips or dubs my dry streak ends in 2017
Isn't it hilarious when anti-gun pussies suddenly think guns are a good thing.
Kek wills it
if dubs or trips a new fappening will happen
>implying ive ever been anti-gun
hows your first day of internet going, little fella?
rolling to splatter trumps one brain cell
if dubs or trips i have mystical/supernatural/superhuman powers
kek wills his survival...
you know nothing of kek
if dubs or trips then trump will be tried for treason or some other crime with in the next few weeks
shit this reroll will miss the trips...
if dubs or trips then i will reconcile with my ex.
if post ends in 1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9 then i will fuck a hotter chick.
if ends zero i get into a weird situation where me and my ex fuck behind her new' bf's back
Roll
roooooooooooooooooooooll
Roll....
none of the posts i made are true.
if dubs or trips
if post ends in 1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9 they are self fulfilling prophecies.
if post ends in 0 they are all true including the get predictions from previous threads
if i get 1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9, then my life is predetermined and i'm not responsible for any failure.
if zero i write my own life and it's all my fault.
if this post is anything other than dubs or trips then trump is a Russian stooge and is trying to destroy America.
if i roll anything but dubs or trips then i am a wizard or sorcerer and can use a staff of power to control fate and destiny
if roll is 1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9 then i'm going to die by my own hand on june 3 2021
if 0, i don't
dubs or trips i find way to live.
rawlings
if dubs or trips than trumps daughter is a freak who likes to be tied up and rough fucked.
if dubs or trips trump gets golden shower in the white house from hookers
if dubs or trips than i am the smartest man alive.
if 1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9 then i will find a 100 percent reliable way to predict the future.
if 0 then i wont.
if dubs or trips than i will find a hot piece of ass to fuck constantly and never study my temporal research.
rollin'
if 1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9, then i will win the lottery
if 0 then i won't
if trips or dubs i become a millionaire from personal injury lawsuit.
if 1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9, then i buy that car i've been eying.
if 0 then i buy a harley instead
if dubs or trips i keep walking
If 5 you get cucked
if 1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9, then i will get laid by june.
if 0 then december
if dubs or trips valentines day
if any number other than 0 you get cucked by your closet male relative and have to raise the baby unaware it's not yours.
if 0 i will dedicate myself to charity and acts of kindness.
anything else i become a selfish hedonist who cares about no one but himself.
horse cock
if 0 then i will get laid on my birthday
if 1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9, then i don't
if dubs or trips threesome
Then we're stuck with Pence. At that stage, even if you're a Hillry voter, you want trump more than you want pence
As if trump will die nigger
if 0,1,2,3,4, ST loves me
if 5,6,7,8,9 then she doesn't
if dubs or trips i'm going to have to teach her to
i'm goofing around
If I get trips the thread is fucking canceled, kek is telling you fucks to go home
must be a nigger if you hate trump.
if 0,1,2,3,4, then my girl likes anal
if 5,6,7,8,9 then she likes tit fucks
dubs or trips she likes threesomes.
rolling
if 0,1,2,3,4, then i will find happiness
if 5,6,7,8,9, then i will find drugs
if dubs or trips then trump presidency causes him to go bankrupt
>found the self-hating nigger
if 0,1,2,3,4, then she likes threesomes with girls
if 5,6,7,8,9, then she likes threesomes with two dudes
if dubs or trips she has threesomes with her sister or best friend.
if dubs or trips i get a girl preggo before i fourty
if dubs or trips we are all going to get laid!
where are the quints!? i cant find it.
Oh here they are! Just one post below mine. How amazing.
How you know it?
damnit almost...
Pls no.
If trips op falls down the stairs.
Okay, check this
trump gets reelected...
twice.
Wew lad, Hillary has a stroke.
PissGate is proven real
if something happens to that beautiful bastard you're stuck with Pence. a man who believes he can electrocute the faggotry out of you.