If i roll trips, trump will be executed before the inauguration

if i roll trips, trump will be executed before the inauguration.

this is now a get thread

rollando for trump getting capped

rolling

henry rollins

mm no, why

Executed, or assassinated? Either way is good with me. You suck cock at trips though, so here, use mine.

roll

>found the freedom hating russkie

So many beta fans on b tonight...

death to traitors

praise kek

come on trips

GO DICE ROLL!

Holy fuck so much fail

Lemme help you guys out

Thread is cursed, abandon ship abort mission gtfo now

rolling down the street smokin indo sippin on gin and juice

rawl

fuck trump

this

Chekt

BERNIE

trump is the manchurian candidate

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if trips i get to fuck my crush and her sister
if dubs i fuck just her

if my post ends in
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then i have proof i'm gods chew toy.
if zero then i'm misconstrued what he did with my life.

if i get trips or dubs then i'm going to be a millionaire before 40.

if trips or dubs my dry streak ends in 2017

Isn't it hilarious when anti-gun pussies suddenly think guns are a good thing.

Kek wills it

if dubs or trips a new fappening will happen

>implying ive ever been anti-gun
hows your first day of internet going, little fella?

rolling to splatter trumps one brain cell

if dubs or trips i have mystical/supernatural/superhuman powers

kek wills his survival...
you know nothing of kek

if dubs or trips then trump will be tried for treason or some other crime with in the next few weeks

shit this reroll will miss the trips...

if dubs or trips then i will reconcile with my ex.

if post ends in 1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9 then i will fuck a hotter chick.

if ends zero i get into a weird situation where me and my ex fuck behind her new' bf's back

Roll

roooooooooooooooooooooll

Roll....

none of the posts i made are true.
if dubs or trips

if post ends in 1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9 they are self fulfilling prophecies.

if post ends in 0 they are all true including the get predictions from previous threads

if i get 1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9, then my life is predetermined and i'm not responsible for any failure.

if zero i write my own life and it's all my fault.

if this post is anything other than dubs or trips then trump is a Russian stooge and is trying to destroy America.

if i roll anything but dubs or trips then i am a wizard or sorcerer and can use a staff of power to control fate and destiny

if roll is 1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9 then i'm going to die by my own hand on june 3 2021

if 0, i don't

dubs or trips i find way to live.

rawlings

if dubs or trips than trumps daughter is a freak who likes to be tied up and rough fucked.

if dubs or trips trump gets golden shower in the white house from hookers

if dubs or trips than i am the smartest man alive.

if 1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9 then i will find a 100 percent reliable way to predict the future.

if 0 then i wont.

if dubs or trips than i will find a hot piece of ass to fuck constantly and never study my temporal research.

rollin'

if 1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9, then i will win the lottery
if 0 then i won't

if trips or dubs i become a millionaire from personal injury lawsuit.

if 1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9, then i buy that car i've been eying.
if 0 then i buy a harley instead

if dubs or trips i keep walking

If 5 you get cucked

if 1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9, then i will get laid by june.
if 0 then december

if dubs or trips valentines day

if any number other than 0 you get cucked by your closet male relative and have to raise the baby unaware it's not yours.

if 0 i will dedicate myself to charity and acts of kindness.
anything else i become a selfish hedonist who cares about no one but himself.

horse cock

if 0 then i will get laid on my birthday
if 1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9, then i don't

if dubs or trips threesome

Then we're stuck with Pence. At that stage, even if you're a Hillry voter, you want trump more than you want pence

As if trump will die nigger

if 0,1,2,3,4, ST loves me
if 5,6,7,8,9 then she doesn't

if dubs or trips i'm going to have to teach her to

i'm goofing around

If I get trips the thread is fucking canceled, kek is telling you fucks to go home

must be a nigger if you hate trump.

if 0,1,2,3,4, then my girl likes anal
if 5,6,7,8,9 then she likes tit fucks

dubs or trips she likes threesomes.

rolling

if 0,1,2,3,4, then i will find happiness
if 5,6,7,8,9, then i will find drugs

if dubs or trips then trump presidency causes him to go bankrupt

>found the self-hating nigger

if 0,1,2,3,4, then she likes threesomes with girls
if 5,6,7,8,9, then she likes threesomes with two dudes

if dubs or trips she has threesomes with her sister or best friend.

if dubs or trips i get a girl preggo before i fourty

if dubs or trips we are all going to get laid!

where are the quints!? i cant find it.
Oh here they are! Just one post below mine. How amazing.

How you know it?

damnit almost...

Pls no.

If trips op falls down the stairs.

Okay, check this

trump gets reelected...

twice.

Wew lad, Hillary has a stroke.

PissGate is proven real

if something happens to that beautiful bastard you're stuck with Pence. a man who believes he can electrocute the faggotry out of you.