Ask a guy who just ate spaghetti anything

Ask a guy who just ate spaghetti anything

what was the last thing you ate?

what did you just eat?

Did you just eat spaghetti?

spaghetti
spaghetti

How was it?

And are you seeing this shit?!

How was it?

yeah

How do I eat.

Why is spaghetti such a boring shit tier childish meal?

it was good

Do you like your spaghetti, spicy?

what is spaghetti?

fork to mouth
I have the right to an attorney

Are you a fluffy pony?

It's a euphemism for sucking dick, OP is a faggot

I put some cayenne pepper seasoning in the sauce so I guess. Nice trips
Noodles and tomato sauce

Why are you a faggot, OP?

My mom died of lung cancer and I'm a smoker also. So I guess my question is a two parter; if I don't file my taxes do you think I'll go to jail and is god real?

Is god real?

no

Could go for some spaghetti right about nnnooww

Ayy, I make my spaghetti the same way. Cayenne pepper has just the right amount of bite to it

because I like weak angel hair pasta
daddy trump wont give a shit if you file taxes or not
nah

Can i have some?

Sketties! Fwuffy wan!

I only made enough for me to have way too much

will you ever forghetti?

can i have some water?

Are you me?

I'll never forghetti. I'll never regretti

IS trump gonna build a wall??

Yeah come on over.
no

I bet he'll start it and leave it unfinished

did it have little sausages in it? those are nice

Didn't put any meat in it. I was just going for a cheap meal.

Will I ever get laid?

i can respect that

Probably not unless you try rape

Garlic bread?

Fucking sausages are so fucking nice its like eating a dick i love it

I fucking wish I would've thought about it. Have the stuff for it. Will make next time.

fuck you?

...

would you fuck oprah?

Who is the spaghetti you eat?

hell no
yes

Could this Kid Hack anyone?
>Sup Forums may never know

ok then. would you rape oprah if there was a 50% chance of going to jail and a 50% chance of her giving you all her money?

I have enough carbs in me to provide me with the energy to hack the CIA

I always drink milk when making it at home... what did you drink? k thanks

Can fwuffy hab sketties, nice mistah?

I would rape her fat ass
Hard Anal, on her show

maybe for 25/75

I usually drink milk with it. But I had Chocolate Coke with it tonight
delet

any advice?

dubs and charly calls me

Will Batman Memes Derail this thread?
>Will We Ever Know Sup Forums

>crouch
>right click fork
>wield fork
>use fork on spaghetti

we can have both

BLESS THIS user
THE ANSWER IS YES
GOD IS REAL
>implying 718768944 is g0d

Why is it that the IOPS of a file server using the ZFS file system slow down slightly over time even though there is ample free RAM?

goodnight

I have waited 3 months to properly use this meme.

Is it your mom's spaghetti?

What are you going to eat tomorrow?

Did you put it on a plate or did you just eat it straight from your pocket?