Hey Faggots,
My name is John, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are fat, retarded, no-lifes who spend every second of their day looking at stupid ass pictures. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten any pussy? I mean, I guess it’s fun making fun of people because of your own insecurities, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than jerking off to pictures on facebook.
Don’t be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I’m pretty much perfect. I was captain of the football team, and starter on my basketball team. What sports do you play, other than “jack off to naked drawn Japanese people”? I also get straight A’s, and have a banging hot girlfriend (She just blew me; Shit was SO cash). You are all faggots who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening.
Pic Related: It’s me and my bitch
Hey Faggots
lol? Fuck off retard
you looks like your dad fucked ostrich you piece of shit jersey shore reject
Your whore looks like she sucked 84 million miles of nigger dicks
fite me faggot
Hey Faggots,
My name is Don, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are fat, retarded, no-lifes who spend every second of their day looking at stupid ass pictures. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten any pussy? I mean, I guess it’s fun making fun of people because of your own insecurities, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than jerking off to pictures on facebook.
>Don’t be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I’m pretty much perfect. I was captain of the football team, and starter on my basketball team. What sports do you play, other than “jack off to naked drawn Japanese people”? I also get straight A’s, and have a banging hot girlfriend (She just pissed in my face; Shit was SO cash). You are all faggots who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening.
Pic Related: It’s me and my bitch
Fuck me, There's less plastic in a fleshlight.
This.
newfag
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
Nope, just autistic
> captain of the football team
> straight A’s
Top kek, enjoy your 55 years life.
This is not 9fag.
autistic newfag
Hello John. You seem like a nice guy, thx.
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oh look it's this old pasta
i thought it died out after not seeing it for a few weeks/months
were you just too preoccupied to make the usual copy pasta thread?
where were you?
what were you busy with?
i am more curious as to where you have been than i am to this stale pasta.
New autisticfag
What the fuck did you just fucking say about Navy Seal copypastas, you little newfag? I’ll have you know Navy Seal copypastas are ranked top out of all the comments on the Internet, and they have been translated in numerous contexts on Sup Forums, and have over 300 confirmed variants. Navy Seal copypastas are trained in memetic warfare and are the top copypasta in the entire circlejerk arsenel. You are nothing to them but just another target. They will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this subreddit, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit about Navy Seal copypastas over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak this copypasta is contacting it's secret network of Sup Forumstards across the USA and your IP is being doxxed right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. Navy Seal copypastas can be anywhere, anytime, and they can confuse you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with mad-lib permutations. Not only are they extensively trained in trolling, but they have access to the entire arsenal of Anonymous and will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the Internet, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. This copypasta will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
fag autistic new
Peanus weenus! XD
Hahhahahhahaha:D
au new fagtistic
bitch boy
who the fuck are you talking to dude? you dont fucking know em lol
My name is Lester, and I hate tryhard casuals like you. You're all roided out, generic retards who spend every second of their day lifting weights, wearing Ed Hardy and jerking off to their own reflection. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, do you ever make your own decisions? I mean, I guess it’s fun making fun of people because of your own insecurities, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than your closeted, homo-erotic bro-love.
Don’t be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I’m pretty much perfect. I've won four MTG regional tournaments, own every episode of My Little Pony on Blu-ray, and I haven't showered in weeks. What tabletop games do you play, other than "pound protein drinks and read Men's Fitness while masturbating"? I also get straight A’s, and have a level 89 iron-strength-pure girlfriend on Runescape. You are all faggots who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening.
seeing john on the catalogue makes me happy.
now i dont have to kill myself
this
it's like a security blanket for me
it reminds me nothing has changed and everything is still as i left it
maybe tomorrow user, maybe tomorrow.
Top Keks GfuckingD
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Nice pastarino.