I need a way to get banned from Sup Forums without having the FBI at my doorstep, any ideas?

I need a way to get banned from Sup Forums without having the FBI at my doorstep, any ideas?
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Spread the gospel of Sup Forums Guy!!!!

~Sup Forums Guy

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Promote a raid on habbo. Worked for me. Got fucking banned for two weeks

Dubs and trips on toast speaks truth

but i need a perma ban, with out getting raped in prison

promote it really fucking hard

Keep announcing your actual age.
Should get you 5-6 year ban

post under an abbreviated version of the name

"James 'Net gain in money'"

animal porn

Post heresy

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> find hiroshimoot's email and robospam it with pictures of spaghetti
> start as many inane spam threads as you can
> pretend to be a desperate appliance salesman
> dox somebody
> photoshop pictures of moot's mom
> create a botnet and ddos the site

>ib4 everyone in thread banned except OP

An hero = permaban

that's the only logical answer here

404 holds the answer.

If you ask a mod nicely, they will provide.

Please mods, ban me

> kill yourself
> great success

Type "krautchan"

Hands free fapping

checked

checkedv2

Post pictures of sinks

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Post things which are obviously legal (if you reverse google search) but that the mods will think is illegal and will ban you for

Am I ban yet?