Whoa. What's going on here?

Whoa. What's going on here?

Oh hey Alison. I'm Val. The orange retirement squirrel from Voya.

Val from Voya.

Yeah. Val from Voya.

Quick question. What are Voya retirement squirrels doing in my house?

We're putting away acorns. You know. To show the importance of saving for the future.

So. You're sort of like a spokes person.

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No... I'm more like a metaphor...

Okay. A spokes metaphor.

No I'm...

You're a spokes metaphor.

... yeah... okay...

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Looks like those fucking things in donkey kong that kill you underwater.

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You know, you really should be shot in the face for doing paid anonymous product placement for a bunch of financial shysters.

Then again, you probably have our slant-eyed overlord's blessing, the greedy fucking Jap.

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... yeah... okay...