Bored. Waiting on my conditioner to soften my beard so I can shave

Bored. Waiting on my conditioner to soften my beard so I can shave.

So.
Ask a guy stretching his balls with a 2lb weight anything.

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how big are you hard?

why

What's the cube root of 19,683?

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8-8.5.
Honestly depends on how i am. The weight sort of retracts the available skin.

Pic related kinda hard.

Bigger balls and low hangers. Plus it feels nice.

It's literally pubes on my face. It's horrid.

Nice get.
And it's 27.

>It's literally pubes on my face. It's horrid
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Do you Estem?

Facial hair = acne for me.

Been too lazy to shave recently.

Negative. Why do you ask friendo

This shit is rampant on here lately lmao cuck tier advertising

Just wait 40 years dumbass. Your balls will stretch down to your knees on their own.

Nice. I'd let you fuck my wife while I'm in chastity.

That's fine with me. The saggier the better.

Some of the porn I watch that is Estem some guys have that on and I was just curious... It's the only porn that I can really get into.

Post pics of wife?
I'm down to cuck anyone.

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Not bad. I'd bone her for fun.

Oh? Maybe I misunderstood. What do you mean by Estem?

Estem it's electronic stimulation... You put these sticky pads attached to a meter that pulses shock through your dick I just think you have a nice looking dick and would love to watch you cum without touching your dick. Watching a guy squirm and orgasm hard gets me off.

Hey Sup Forumsro, what kind of conditioner do you use?
Just getting into the beard thing proper, so tons of questions.

Oh. Nah. I don't think it's my thing. I've done some prostate bullshit and came hands free but afterwards called myself a huge faggot and then never did it again.

Honestly just this stupid shit

Try this. Kinda expensive but it works really well. Usually get it at a porn shop like lions den.

Don't give up that shit ... I get dirty with my husband and do the same with him small toy whatever but he cums so hard guys have a "G" spot in there rectums and makes a huge difference don't feel like a faggot pls. I think it's hot when I can do that with my husband and he feels safe enough that I would be willing to do that with him I was the one who talked him into it. I do not regret it.

Why are you stretching your balls? What's there to gain?

The ability to see your face better when he rubs his sack across your face

Another user
I keep trying with prostate but it doesnt do much for me

help

Scrotal length. Bigger balls. More powerful orgasms. Lower hangers. It's just costly and takes a long while to do.
I was raised kinda eh. So anything homosexual or even straight ending in buttplay has me full of regret haha.

What the fuck is this orange faggot doing.

Also everyone prep for

How does that feel?

git

Try different things some time we guys get things too big and it hurts or not using enough lube. Don't just go in and out move it up and down or rotate it as your going in and out.... I advise using one of those petit dildos there not too big and they vibrate. I have hurt my husband by going too fast or hard so you just need to try different things make sure to use lube and enough of it to me the more you use the better it feels or use conditioner can't do plain about a clean smell when doing such things

Great, but it takes getting used to. You can't get an erection, meaning your wife has control over your orgasms. Also, you're constantly aware of your cage; sex is always on your mind.

>420

Rolling for.

>make Sup Forums great again, aka going back to 2004 when things were cool.

conditioner works as lube?

and do you cuck your husband?

Roll

Addition
When my husband is plowing g me and puts a toy in my ass omg we both cum buckets. When I cum with a dildo in my ass it feels best when I'm at my climax and I can't feel the toy anymore and he can fuck me as hard as he wants with it....

have you tried stretching yo dik boi??

My balls hang pretty low and girls love it when they're slapping against them

You know the rules.

if git

ur mother will die in her sleep tonght

reroll

Dicks already big enough.

Yeah. Mine do sometimes and it feels great even for me.

>make Sup Forums great again, aka going back to 2004 when things were cool.

>make Sup Forums great again, aka going back to 2004 when things were cool.

I don't wear underwear ever and let my balls swing around in my gym shorts and get looks. But just after midnight on New Years a puppy with sharp teeth jumped up and hung on for a few seconds and making them bleed.

fuc

Beauty tips, strange body manipulation...
Are You an American psycho?

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just the sack :(

Yes do ditio er works as lube but becareful ... The more perfume used the worse the burning sensation is so stick with coconut based conditioners with aloe super cheap same effect and you smell good .....
My husband doesn't do other men no no no no lol he will find a guy to have sex with me from time to time since we have 3some with chicks

#shrekt

>My husband doesn't do other men no no no no lol he will find a guy to have sex with me from time to time since we have 3some with chicks

Doesn that make everything less romantic

It sounds like it ruins love

Yeah. I wear silk boxers. Comfy and traps in the sweat so my pet (gf) can lick them clean.

I most likely am. I have other body mods aswell.


Posting dick pics cus bored in bed now.

She's being unfair by not letting him one on one another girl but she gets to fuck Johnny big balls whenever

He's not into men he e joys watching guys fuck me ... He even had guys come over one by one and recorded me sucking there dicks 5 guys at 3am I was fucking dead

When did you first know you were a hopeless faggot?

exactly

how can you wake up and think, this is the love of my life after you sucked 5 cocks

it sounds like it ruins a relationship

Well excuse me but he does fuck other chicks when he's away on business for weeks on end, he tells me about them as well so don't go throwing assumptions around without asking I've even told him to go to an Asian massage parlor where the obvious happened

I think that's part of chastitiy relationship.

I'm far from, although thanks for trying.

Did I say I enjoyed it? Tbh I just want him but he gets off to other guys enjoying me

So ...like can you kil ur boss, Leik boss?

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where did you get your weights?
how do you put them on?

Yeah see thats what I was wondering

girls dont want shit like that as far as i can tell

>Did I say I enjoyed it? Tbh I just want him but he gets off to other guys enjoying me


in a perfect world, its just you two fucking right?

Like when we started going out and even after marriage I never thought he would have that fetish but since I'm so sub he threw that out there and it surprised me like him getting off to guys fucking me.... He wants to set up a rape fantasy on me but that's kind of hard to do we have done the bdsm but rape fantasy it his top thing on his list.

Post more of cat please.

post a picture of what your ideal balls look like

Some relationships are less delicate than others, user. Some enjoy sex. Some enjoy romance. Some enjoy both. That's life.

b0ss

I get my weights from The Chain Gang jewelry store online. They offer many sizes. Although to correctly stretch you must start out easily and work your way up over a few months at a time. I've been stretching for 6 mo now and I'm a little ahead of myself. Only because my skin heals quickly.

Pic related is both weights on. 3lb total. Just for shits and giggles.

The smaller weight was my first one.

They are put on as two pieces. Screwed together with a a hex wrench / Allen wrench.

Yeah we fuck every night rarely a night goes by that I haven't pleased him only when one of us is sick do we ever skip a night or two... But if guys plowing me is what gets him off them I'm going to to put on a show for him to make him happy.... He even told me to record me fucking our cable guy (who was pretty hot) but I was too nervous and a pussy to go through with it.... But when he's there with me I can do it because he's there.

Do you think of him as less of a man after he said he wanted you to do this/ you did that?

I've had my ideal balls at some sweaty temps.
My goal is to get them 24/7 like that. Understandably it's going to be difficult as scrotal elasticity is very much a thing and your testes are also changed by body temperature. In order to keep sperm alive.
One of my photos of myself that I have my goalballs is here

great way to made yourself a varicocele.
better kys right now

>Some relationships are less delicate than others, user.

It's not a delicacy issue, my question is why marry someone when all you want to do is have other people fuck him/her?

I'm not a relationship expert and I think fetishes etc are mostly fine but I think it degrades a relationship

It sounds like a fucking nightmare to me

How old are you guys and how long have you been married?

Thanks for the namedrop, going to check those out now.
>I think Ill look pretty sexy with a cockring and one of those smaller weights on my balls.
>I think she will definitely feel my balls slapping against her now.

>Bigger balls
kek
or is this a bait? then sorry

user I have big and low hanging balls

I dont cum that much

No not at all I love him I wouldn't judge him on his fantasies that's not right. I actually love him more because he feels comfortable enough to share me with a other man because he knows that only eyes that guy is just a sex toy for me to use to please him and that I feel not feeling the towards the by in the end..... I do have an addiction to watching guys cum mostly I see it in porns and he doesn't masturbate Infront of me but he will send video when he's gone on trips.

Why stretch your balls? Just wait till you are 50 and they will be swingin low in the toilet bowl without help anyways.

He's 29 I'm 27 this will be our 4th year married

But we have been together 6years

Be warned. Doggy style doesn't work well. The weight can smack her and hurt her.

No it's not.

This fetish formed after we got married I think it was laying dormant he knows I dont like having sex with other men it makes me uneasy and nervous (I usually have to have a drink) in order for me to ease down... And he's the dom type if we swing with another couple most of the time the guy is hideous but the chick is not and they want "separate" rooms so I take one for the team so he can bang a hot chick... Lol sucks for me but knowing he appreciates me doing what I did makes me happy

Kinda figured doggystyle was out of the question. But she likes butt plugs so if it could impact that instead. Hoping missionary will be fine. Ill be knocking on that backdoor like Im running from a zombie horde.

My girl enjoys the weight smacking against her asshole.

Just took the weight off. My balls are nice and saggy. Made this gif.

You're gonna fuck up your vesicles, man. Then your ball swingin slapper is gonna be in a cast.

Missionary it is. Doing it.
Why am I enjoying watching a gif of just a dick?
I think I need time off Sup Forums for a while.

You should get one of those leather whips then with the tag on the end....You can do doggy with anal beads and still get so excited smacking action..... One time my husband fit a 13-14 in double dildos in my ass all the way in I was afraid I would have to go to the hospital but I kept calm and handled it.... Never seen him cum so hard

I shoot a low count anyways. I don't need kids.

Lmao. I'm making more gifs.

Sounds like quite the time. Do you and your husband use KIK at all?

I'd so add me : RealHorsey

Like I asked him.. is it in he was plowing me hard and was like it's all the way in I reached back to feel it and it was gone ....

Making gifs on a mobile phone blows.

We don't do KIK sry

Alright. OP here. I've got a meeting at my job that's important in four hours. So I'm boned. Need to get some sleep. Have a pic of me in my underwear. Dick doesn't fit :(

Ah. That's unfortunate. I'm the OP and wouldnt mind swapping pics with you and your husband.

Indeed it is but have a nice one op

Does he normally choose guys with smaller cock than his? Or he actually enjoys watching you taking big cocks? BBC?

His fantasy is me getting gang raped by black guys with big dicks tbh and that terrifies me lol

Do you dominate him? All dominatrix and whatnot?

And I don't know if dick size matters he asks how big the guys dick is when we do swap but he's usually bigger than the guys we have swung with... But one of the guys that came over to get his dick sucked his dick was bigger length and girth wise but I'm so use to sucking his dick no e of they 5 guys lasted long like 3 min tops out of all of them. I enjoy mostly not getting pleasure myself but the feeling of a guy cumming in my mouth is the most satisfying feeling the pulse, the feel of the veins I enjoy that the most

>What the fuck is this orange faggot doing
Probably looking at you, feeling good about his tight scrotal sac and wondering how the fuck you think you're going to catch mice with that on your balls