Yo b

Yo b

Ask a guy who just drank a hot stream of girls pee anything

>pic related it's the girl who pissed in my mouth, shit was so cash

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How did you get her to agree to do this? Any pics?

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What does "shit was so cash" mean?

Just dragged her in the bathroom and told the bitch to pee in my mouth

Means it was dope

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Is your nickame 'The Don'? Are you currently in a tall building with your last name on said building?

>a guy who just drank a hot stream of girls pee anything
You're a woman now. Nobody cares what you think.

that's exciting user
any other pee stories?

Jelly fag I done fulfill my perv fantasies and you just suck dick all the time

Nah I'm chillin at home with my bitch

When we shower together I sometimes ask my girl to sit over my face or chest and urinate on me. Turns both of us real quick and I tear her pussy apart after that

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More of my pissing bitch

Fuck. Does every millennial bitch have shitty tattoos these days? I swear you can't find no bitch under 25 without some shitty tattoo.

Yeah, she's got some bitchin tats

Bump this shit

Sounds nice.
Do you actually speak like this irl as well?

Yea, kinda

Well I'm recently getting interested in pee stuff and would like to hear any stories you have but they way you speak is a bit of a turn off.

Have any other stories or nah?
Have you had her drink yours?

When did your parents go wrong?

>When did your parents go wrong?
>When

It's where user.

>Ask a guy who just drank a hot stream of girls pee anything

Are you going to pass Constitutional Carry nation wide?
Will the ACA be dismantled before I need to file my taxes this year?
Will you repeal any of the stupid and sneaky executive orders that Obama passed?

Get all those Garands back from Korea and I'll send you my sister's piss.

WHY?

Got anymore shes kinda cute.

Ok, trying to greentext
>in shower with the gf before sex
>she says she wants to pee
>think that's hot as fuck, ask her to piss on me
>she doubts, tell her how I love every bit of her and shit like that
>I lie down in the bathtub
>she squats over my face, vag a couple of inches from my lips
>can't resist the urge, start licking her, she moans
>get hard as a mf
>ask her to pee on me
>but of trouble at first, then she starts
>warm salty pee coming right in my face, swallow a bit, tastes salty
>man that's hot as shit
>lick her after she stops, have a raging boner
>tell her to suck it
>go on with having sex in the tub

Really nice user, thank you~

>and shit like that
This is the part where it kinda pulls me out of self inserting .
Anyway thank you and have nice day/night.

why does she need to not have tats?

Donald Trump? Is that you?!

Will you actually build the wall?

Bit more for you
>having sex in the bathtub
>she's riding me in reverse cowgirl
>not very comfortable cause tub's getting cold, still hot as fuck tho
>tell her to go into the bed
>fuck her in a missionary
>bang her like a fucking jackhammer
>tell her to look me in the eye (seen this in porn, hot as shit)
>she tries but can't stop rolling her eyes cause I'm doing her so damn good
> couple of minutes after that she comes and pushes me away
>let her rest for a bit, then tell her to suck me off
>nut in her mouth
>we go to the bathroom again
>tell her to pee on me again
>agrees without a single doubt
...and that's how I got my babe in the pissing fetish

And a good night to you!

What's that joke about pissing trump in the mouth?
I'm not an Amerifag

Thanks user~

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Buzzfeed published a story about Trump doing peepee sex with hookers. Probably fake tho.

Kek