G'morning b

g'morning b
hope u slept well.
tell me why you will not KILL YOURSELF today.

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Because I have a penis and dank memes

What about you?

because i will learn theoretical electrodynamics. and eat.

i don't have dank memes

Because I don't want to.

give me sauce

because life is better than it was a year ago.

i have weed !
mucha marihuana chuchaesumadres !

Who is this semen demon?

I gotta go to work today and I don't have enough PTO to cover that.

yeah, if u were dead they would probably fire you.

Who said I won't? youtube.com/watch?v=aekiMlGQDLY

Because not only am I working tonight. I'm coming in early so my friend can take her kid to the hospital.

Exactly, and the severance packages probably aren't that good either.

because i earned $1200 in the last 6 days so i can basically chill for two weeks. suck my cark.

i hope her kid is ok.

Suicide is the coward's way out and I decide not to be a coward.

ur so brave.

the ER is short on scribes making me actually necessary

Because i just changed me legal gender to female. Still a straight male but just to fuck with these femenists. Good times ahead.

Becuase i actually have the chance to make some money for my poor ass

Because oneday l may be in the situation portrayed in this pic and l want to experience that