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I woke up with a sore throat and a deep voice. Give me some shit to say so I can justify buying this microphone

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What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

Saw the Vocaroo picture and thought it was gonna be a loli voice actor.

uploading

Here it is!

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Fuck

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continue. im enjoying this way too much for what it is. you should buy that microphone.

bee movie script? :DD

(is that still a meme?)

Hey, all right! Any requests?

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I made a machinima of this story back in fuckin' middle school, fun fact

Don't stop believin'
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I'm running out of ideas folks, plus my girlfriend is home so idk

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" That's because I'm a hammer. "

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Thanks anons, this was fun

if you have a request now I might still see it but I'm going to drink some tea and shit

Here's one last one I did earlier - the only poem I've memorized. It was used in the trailer for a Halo 3 DLC map pack


Darkness, by Lord George Byron
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Broganz a bitchy bitch bitchy bitch bitch

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GAS ALL JEWS HEIL STALIN
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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OP here. Lurking in class, collecting requests for later. Or just let it die idc

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