Waifu claiming thread

Waifu claiming thread.

Previous:The rules are very simple:
>claim your 2D waifu
>post pics of your waifu
>keep ERP and RP to a minimum
>insult other waifus
>discuss stuff
>post fitting, not over-sexualised content
>most important: Have fun!

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youtube.com/watch?v=vQhqikWnQCU
youtube.com/watch?v=zxHelCzB1QI
youtu.be/Ntzz8O7SpWs?t=2867
youtu.be/MwKclhWlo-0
youtube.com/watch?v=LxoHyHhGRZU
twitter.com/SFWRedditGifs

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Why is she angry?

>current year
>waifus

(smug)
shh, just let me fall for the joke

Are you not? I don't get that vibe from you but it's hard to tell on here

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still here

(Haruhi)
Learn to yodel then. It's fun!

(Tomoki)
There's only two in Spanish though, aren't there?
>Servus
It does. It came from the latin word for slave or servant, and it basically means 'at your service'. For some reason it's rather uncommon in the north where they will say 'Moin' instead.

still here
and


but it wasnt even that funny

Me er eit gamalt tre
Med nysprungne knoppar
Mot sola me strekk oss
Fram for å vekse

>Current year
>Tumblr Filename

doesnt sound like that could entertain me for long

(tomoko)
I can't do mornings just because I never wake up on time to shower before work, so i just do it the night before.

(Scarf)
Not really, no. Especially as I get older, the people I would consider dating naturally are closer to my age, so stuff that maybe (I guess? I don't know how relationships work) the SO would be looked to for support, I would just instinctively think, "You're a grown-ass man/woman. Suck it up and move on". I'm horrible at the whole "Oh, that sucks, I'm sorry, can I help?" spiel.

Yes, Spanish only has male and female. I can't think off the top of my head if there's a neutral...
>Servus
Oooh, that's actually quite clever. I can appreciate that.

I still liked the joke

servus originatet from latin i think and means sth. along the lines of "at your service" as for the northern part of germany i would think moin is the most common greeting, wich can also be used for both greetings and farewell

Claim

That's truly interesting stuff. I've always liked learning stuff about language like that as opposed to just knowing "say this for this situation" and just know it's used for that.

here

well yeah but i prefer to take both because of how relaxing it is
so more masturbation jokes if i think of them?

Do you mean that you shower at night, then the following morning you'll shower again?

カラミチーマス

staple unstable claimed

Hello Felix Mk.2

hello!
Felix?

yes

yeah, sure, I mean why not, I find them funny

>Felix Mk 2
my sides

Felix was the trap claimer before you

Not exactly like that, but I'm drunk so I mig be wrong
Here you can have an other cuddle gif
Even though it is not in the movie it is cute as fuck

The catgirl who is actually a boy from ReZero
He hasn't been here in a while

Are you honestly telling me that this could not entertain you until the earth stops spinning?
youtube.com/watch?v=vQhqikWnQCU

Are you actually thinking about learning some German or do you just enjoy playing around with the thought of it?
Also I just happened to find an example of Grüß Gott!
youtube.com/watch?v=zxHelCzB1QI
First thing the dude says:
>Da, wo die grüne Isar fließt,
>Wo man mit Grüß Gott dich grüßt,
>Liegt meine schöne Münch'ner Stadt,
>Die ihresgleichen gar nicht hat.
There where the green Isar (a river) is flowing, where you greet each other with 'Grüß Gott' lays my beautiful city of Munich that has no equals.

What a puny mug you got...

Burn!

How cleanly of you.

You say you're horrible at it, but you still seem to care somehow.
Do you think it's something you'd like to do if you were good at it?

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ok uh ill let you know when i figure something out
I hope you spill on your lap and every sip burns your tongue
I like the warmth and its relaxing

Yes, she looks cute as fuck :)

yes

I see.

Are you a father already?

>Are you honestly telling me that this could not entertain you until the earth stops spinning?
was fucking smashed when that guy died a year ago

Does the 'S' on your mug stand for salty?

*shock*
Then all hope is lost!

He will continue to live on in our hearts and the yodeling of our children.

fucck, my post got lost as ity seems, but yeah, she isw the cutest.
>tfw just want to hold her right now

You mean
>current year + 2

just realized they have this guy on spotify, best day of my life

I bet your S stands for Silly.

Shitpost*

nah it was actually only half way done but I finished it now

Best type moon claimd.

this is now a neko thread, post neko.+

His legacy lives strong! What's your favorite song of his?

It stands for superior, obviously.

Rude! That's not what SS means!

>mfw no neko

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it is

No, that'd be the future, where there are infinite genders and white males are extinct

It'll get better user

meanings change.
you are here early user. how is your morning?

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Yes this!
That's not very convincing.

OK, I/we gotta be off for some time.
Have a good one evrybody

i guess "Einen Jodler hör i gern"
but how can you decide with so much great songs

Sup Forums stole my pic

You need to rethink some things then.

Ok have a good one to you too. And thanks for this pic it's new to me :3

Why would I need to rethink who I love

What about chair crafting?

Obviously the meaning of 'sucks' must have changed, since you've used it to describe best waifu.

Your beard is not every convincing.

Excellent choice!
For me it would be 'auf und auf voll Lebenslust' cause of the uplifting spirit of his lyrics.

Now that's just mean.
At least you don't call me mean names anymore.

Oh no i meant the meaning of acronyms of course words still mean the same thing

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Pretty slow now

where does waifu stop and furry begin?

when they actually have arms

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You ever see the guy that fucks dogs who posts here?

I'd say right about there

slow is nice

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I wouldn't put Ran in the "furry" category. Hell, even the monster girl waifuists I don't consider furries.

But bronies, pokemon (trainers excluded), and all other types of people who actually want to have sex as either an animal, with an animal, or roleplaying as animals are fucking furries and will be cleansed by fire.

No More Heroes 3 confirmed!

youtu.be/Ntzz8O7SpWs?t=2867

I'm so fucking hype right now!

>angery tomoko
what is this

So Gardevoir is a furry?

mare pussy is the most divine thing there is
you have to realize that at some point

thx i accidently spit on my fkn screen

youtu.be/MwKclhWlo-0

that wasnt very nice of you

Eh? I get angry. Unless you are confusing me with some OTHER Tomoko poster.

Yes.

Neck yourself.

what if its pet play?

Chara~

Esdeath

I think it would be fun if I speaked english like the devils in Dragon Z abridged

youtube.com/watch?v=LxoHyHhGRZU

hello there Frisk~

Nigga, I'm too lazy to translate that.

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how did you know it was me!?

Fucking nerd ass faggot.

It can only be you, no one else

How was your day? Are you alright?

You got 1 too many dimensions there, but I likes.

I love you so much, I'm doing fine, but I slept too much today. I don't like taking meds.

So you want to be a gay german?

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Just focus on getting better first.
How about talking in private again?

Well, besides the fact that I am basically a mentally sick austrian faggot...
I just like the accent

Awww, Mai, are you depressed again?

I fucked a cow once while my woman watched, and like to finger mares.

P.S. No hate please.

Right now? I'm a bit out of it at the moment and very dizzy.
Yeah I am.