Ok Sup Forums what are the 3 things you take to servive on a desert island

Ok Sup Forums what are the 3 things you take to servive on a desert island

>desert island
car with full gas tank, small barrel of drinking water and a compass.
>desertED island
3 lolis in age range from 9-12 with tubal occlusion surgery doing my biddings.

1.) young pussy
2.) younger pussy
3.) youngest pussy

One hunts fish, one gathers fruit, one builds shelter. All under my supervision. Additional purposes might be added when minimal survival conditions are met.

At least you posted a nice tropical island picture.

1. the US army
2. OPs mom
3. a buttplug

>servive

I'm not sure what I'd take but you'd better take a spellchecker.

1. A good knife
2. A good hatchet
3. A good pair of shoes

A cruise ship
The crew for a cruise ship
Food supply to last the crew and I a long enough period of time to reach civilization

1 a 12 year old girl
2 4g cell phone
3 knife

this
paradise need a lolis

2 knives & a sharpening stone.

good luck bringing children along. You gonna be babysitting and comforting that child till you both starve to death.

I would recommend taking grammar with you.

Large water tank full to the brim
Shelter including full bathroom with water heater
Loads of food and drink
The naked and horny underage girls are a given, yes?

If people are allowed
Bear Grylls
Razor Sharp Machete
My GO Bag

A box of larger, a box of food, and a copy of this:

You don't understand how cell phones work, do you?

Good luck bringing lolis you will have to feed and clothed them with no sex for 18 years

1. Survival manual
2. Tool kit
3. Natural remedies guide.

Heroin
Rigs
Water

I dont plan on doing much surviving anyway

>servive

anyways... i'd take
a shit ton of vodka
a 15 yo virgin qt
and a gun

1 meme
2 shitpost materiel
3 cancer banana pictures

>servive
A dictionary