Caught a mouse in my homemade trap last night. Thinking of keeping for a bit because my gf won't let me flush it down toilet.
This little fucker has kept me up for weeks.
Trips names.
Also,if anyone could give an idea on where to let this fucker go later tonight so that it can survive. Or at least give the appearance of a survival place for mice (is gfs bday today, of all days, can't do what I want)
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trips and he's named mousy dave
best place to release would be somewhere with lots of grass cover
Is still snow on ground here, but last couple days a lot has melted. Any other ideas? Should I throw it in a sewer?
kill it a good rodent is a dead one.
Take it to the local pet store.
Or, take it to a creek / place with oak trees. Somewhere not out in the open, sheltered.
OK thanks. It's best to release them at night? Morning? what?
>Take it to the local pet store.
what? they take rodents from you?
if you call it a pet rat then yeah.
I'd yell at you too, that'll clog up the toilet.
>Singles = keep him as prisoner but improve his living standards
>dubs = cut his little pecker off
>trips = shove him up your pooper with timestamp
>quads = cut his head off and put it on a toothpick as a warning to your enemies
gotta be at least a mile away or it'll come back
el rato
pretty sure even a pet store employee can tell the difference between a pet rat and a wild mouse
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it's a mouse you fucking retard....they don't have a schedule
you can flush it and it will survive no problem.
Microwave that fucker
Do not flush him down the toilet !!
He'll just crawl out of it again
At least snap his neck or drive a mile and throw him out of your car or something.
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Present it to your cat. let them play.
Its been a while since a space program
if theres thick snow on the ground it's probably not going to survive outside anyway
trips says space program
Mickey Mouse
Burn the bitch
space program
this
Put her in acid
it will be tricky
those things are fast af and bite
kill it first. Just shake the jar
This is going to sound horrible.
I trapped a small mouse with a plastic cup once and in the process either injured its hind legs or broke its spine so it wasn't walking. I placed it in the toilet and watched it fight to keep its head above water. I saw it finally start to breathe in knowing that its lung were filling water. Once it stopped moving a flushed. And I vowed never to put a rodent in a toilet again.
name him Fernando
how old were you?
vid?
is that a slice of cake as bait?
>And I vowed never to put a rodent in a toilet again.
welcome to Sup Forums
Name it Hyperion. Keep it as a pet.
i tried to keep a mouse i caught as a pet, it jumped through the bars of an old hamster cage i put it in
How about just have a pet for once in your life faggot?
KEK HAS SPOKEN!!!
Space program!!!
Yeah, space program.
Btw, if you caught it.... they're filthy little fuckers. Look it up.
I hope someone punched your teeth out.
are you retarded?
Early 20s
nope
We're here forever
No one did. Nor will they ever.
Pest control here.
Release it anywhere outside. It wont die. Trust it.
P.s. if you release it near your home itll be back the following evening.
You have a hole outside. Get out your caulking gun and find any hole the size of your pinky. 9/10 times its the air conditioning entry.
If you live in an apartment.. Youre overrun and fucked.
are you?
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Newfag
you both are
you should know what you need to do OP
Space program!
Before you send it off to space, wrap the poor little creature in some cotton balls at least.
If you're going to evict it, at least make it comfortable.
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Call him Cheesers McGee
>give an idea on where to let this fucker go
did you try outside? retard faggot
>gf's bday today cant do what i want
did you try not being a faggot ass bitch cuck? fucking kys let a bitch own you just so you can cum in her a few times - pathetic.
>little fucker has kept me up for weeks
that's because he's out there fucking bitches in your walls without being a cuck bitch, you're subconsciously jealous of a fucking rat and here you are keeping him locked up to somehow usurp his throne as the man of the house but that rat will always be more man than you faggot.
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Peta pls go we space program nao
Space program
Put a pennie in its mouth and microwave it
>Found the newfag
Space program
2edgy
>Gf owns him
>Wants to save the life of a mouse
OP sissy faggot confirmed
(is gfs bday today, of all days, can't do what I want)
>get mice
>go to store to get ballons with helium for "GF"
>put mice in car away from gf tell her you release it
>show girl ballons n shiet
>wait
>SPACE PROGRAM
If its cold where you are, relocation could be a death sentence. Keep it until it gets warm and then relocate. If you do relocate it, make sure its in a place with vegetation and lots of dead leaves.
I've always considered myself a pacifist. But when it comes to mice, I consider them one of God's mistakes. They don't deserve to live. I hate the little fuckers. they piss and shit everywhere they go. I'll save a baby bunny from my cat, but if he's playing with a mouse I say eat hearty my friend.
Now, Kek has spoken for real
Call him Buzz Aldridge and space program his ass
OP bailed because of the space program sperg.
wasteful... name it "dumb cuck" in honor of this user
Aldrin, dummy.
You must obey OP, cease your faggotry and tie some ballons to that fucker
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>Name it
>Gonna release it tonight
Then why the fuck you want a name? also what a dumb moron for letting your bitch ruling your life
fucking this
all my keks
>tie mouse to mass of balloons before exiting car
>hold out balloons like you are holding them out for her
>before she can grab them let go and launch our latest mousetronaut on his one way mission into the unknown
>???
>profit
Ship it to a girl, anonymousely
or you can relocate it into the lower atmosphere plenty of sunlight and fresh air up there
the perfect environment for the lil fella
I see what you did there.
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Gas it.
fuck it and kill it to show your dominance
never forghetti
no love of mice here. but if you're gonna release it, do it pretty far away. don't matter how cold it is, it'll be fine.
Name it steve and love him forever.
Hurting an animal that cant defend itself, good one
i live in an apartment and can hear a mouse at night
am i fucked user?
name it lyle
space program
every fuckin time
looks like my sides are blassstttttiiiinnnngggg oofffff aaaaggggaaaaaaaaaiiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnnn