ITT: We write a greentext story.
I'll start
>be me
ITT: We write a greentext story.
I'll start
>be me
>be gay
>fuck trump
>be a gay hipster who thinks Trump is a mean racist
>Open a cornershop
>choke the bishop every morning
>9/10 qt walks in the shop
Okay. We have a foundation. Let's do this guys.
>trying to find somewhere to find pocketless pants to stop the spaghetti
>start sucking dick for money because why not
>gets discouraged
>sits down to play some Medal of Honor: Rising Sun on Gamecube
>sister walks into room naked fresh from a shower
>Medal of Honor: Rising Sun
>gets tripd
>Take pet turtle out of pocket and try to bite into his shell, breaking all my teeth in the process
I deserved it. I'm the only one putting heart into this story kek
>tell sister to put some damn clothes on
>shes a SJW feminazi ogre
>sis yells at me
>tell her she's louder than the whale she is
>forced to accept handjob
>fuckinggottdosomethingquickly.mp4eg
>finger my own asshole while cooing autistically
>she starts ranting about body shaming while tugging me off
>confused.jpg
>dad walks in
>"cooing autistically"
>dad pulls out his phone
>"Keep going."
>whyamialive.png
>take off belt and start choking sister
>give dad the thumbs up sign with free hand
>dad throws sister to the side
>grabs me by arm as I'm walking out
>flops out gigantic jew cock
>ohno.mp3
>fuck this
>kidney punch dad
>kempo roll over my bed and kick my wall
>it bursts
>escape into pod and launch into the sky
>niggers start jumping and hanging onto pod on takeoff
>toomuchnigger.mpeg
>fall down to earth
>crash into mysterious cave
>other sister that is attractive walks out of dark corner
>"we need to talk"
cont
>crawl out of wreckage with a torn off arm and broken legs
>"let's talk about getting me to a damn hostipal you dumb bitch"
>sister lobs a healing potion at me reviving me to full hp
>Smoke a fat zoot and do at least 29.2 lines of ketamine
>Have an epiphany and realise this sister is my dad in drag
>Oshit.png
>"what do you want from me old man"
>dad tells me we both want the same thing and puts his hand on my bulge
>the ambience of the cave makes the situation all the more romantic
>my attractive ginger cousin dropkicks my dad and helps me up
>I have no what the fuck is going on
>she asks me, "hey user, can I tell you something secret?"
>"sure"
>dad pulls out 22 foot longsword
>holds it like a dagger over me
>"I should of done this a long time ago
>adam sandler dressed as the villain from zoolander tackles my dad off of me and rips his heart out of his chest with his hand
>picks me up by shoulders
>"We gotta go. Get in."
>jump into mysterious alien ship
>my dad catches me masturbateing to toilette flushing footage...
> he takes of his belt and makea me his bitch
>explosive flack starts detonating against the outside of the alien ship
>access rear camera
>dad's in the anti air cannon
>"god damnit, dad"
dad is already dead cuck. Follow the storyline
hes a zombie
Oh. My apologies. Cont pls
>exterior armor starts to give up
>start losing velocity as engine fails
>"get us the fuck out of here, sandler"
>my dad makes me suck on him while he finges my asshole
>gas the kikes race war naow!!
> I Am not leaving you behind... adam... i love you...we will die together
>muhfagga lemme eat dat pussay
>no bich u suck mine first
>adam sandler tosses an HD blue ray edition of Jack and Jill out of the alien ship
>it falls into a nearby dvd player and plays automatically
>dad catches a glimpse of the film and his eyes are instantly raped out of his zombie head as me and adam zoom into the cosmos
>these dubs will kill us all
>ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahagagagagagagavagaavagababdiwbsbksnsidbd bix nood
>stick my dick in toast cause fuck space laws
>space cops show up
>toastdick.jpg
>ohshitohshitohshit
>start day off online trying to find somewhere to shop for pocketless pants
>gets discouraged
>sits down to play some Medal of Honor: Rising Sun on Gamecube
>sister walks into room naked fresh from a shower
>tell sister to put some damn clothes on
>shes a SJW feminazi ogre
>sis yells at me
>tell her she's louder than the whale she is
>forced to accept handjob
>fuckinggottdosomethingquickly.mp4eg
>finger my own asshole while cooing autistically
>she starts ranting about body shaming while tugging me off
>confused.jpg
>dad walks in
>take off belt and start choking sister
>give dad the thumbs up sign with free hand
>dad throws sister to the side
>grabs me by arm as I'm walking out
>flops out gigantic jew cock
>plsgod.jpg
>kidney punch dad
>kempo roll over my bed and kick my wall
>it bursts
>escape into pod and launch into the sky
>niggers start jumping and hanging onto pod on takeoff
>toomuchnigger.mpeg
>fall down to earth
>crash into mysterious cave
>other sister that is attractive walks out of dark corner
>"we need to talk"
>crawl out of wreckage with a torn off arm and broken legs
>"let's talk about getting me to a damn hostipal you dumb bitch"
>sister lobs a healing potion at me reviving me to full hp
>Smoke a fat zoot and do at least 29.2 lines of ketamine
>Have an epiphany and realise this sister is my dad in drag
>Oshit.png
>"what do you want from me old man"
>dad tells me we both want the same thing and puts his hand on my bulge
>the ambience of the cave makes the situation all the more romantic
>my attractive ginger cousin dropkicks my dad and helps me up
>I have no what the fuck is going on
>she asks me, "hey user, can I tell you something secret?"
>"sure"
>dad pulls out 22 foot longsword
>holds it like a dagger over me
>"I should of done this a long time ago
>adam sandler dressed as the villain from zoolander tackles my dad off of me and rips his heart out of his chest with his hand
>picks me up by shoulders
>"We gotta go. Get in."
>jump into mysterious alien ship
>explosive flack starts detonating against the outside of the alien ship
>access rear camera
>dad's in the anti air cannon
>"god damnit, dad"
>exterior armor starts to give up
>start losing velocity as engine fails
>"get us the fuck out of here, sandler"
> I Am not leaving you behind... adam... i love you...we will die together
>adam sandler tosses an HD blue ray edition of Jack and Jill out of the alien ship
>it falls into a nearby dvd player and plays automatically
>dad catches a glimpse of the film and his eyes are instantly raped out of his zombie head as me and adam zoom into the cosmos
>"We finally did it user.. We can be together..."
>"but there's one thing"
>Adam takes off mask
>"You left Adam back on Earth
fin
SOMEONE SEND THIS TO A HOLLYWOOD PRODUCER...ID PAY TO WATCH THIS SNUFF FILM
Forgot between the last two lines
>Adam is really dad
10/10 would watch