Movies about America

Movies about America

birth of a nation

>it's a Europoor is obsessed with America again

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Rocky IV

Americans think the main hispanic is a mixed race injun rather than a Spaniard

kek

>be shot
>get shot

norbit

pretty sad about how they can't be happy with their own achievements. there's always going to be someone smarter, braver, and tougher than you, europeans. you'll be happier if you stop obsessing over it.

You guys think the American republic will go the same way as the Roman Republic?

Toppled by the powerful for the sake of their boundless ambition?

>you will never be this mad about not being American

Thank god Jesus blessed me to live in the greatest country in the world.

Winner of TWO world wars. Rest of the world, are you even trying?

>winner of TWO world wars
>lose Vietnam

It's like the 08 patriots. You can't make this stuff up

Millions in the middle east, or Africa would pay to have the rate of North America's mass shootings.

>picture of worthless fluid
water is worth more.

Vietnam wasn't a war and we didn't lose we just said fuck it and left

Not really, the super bowl is when we literally kicked Germany's ass with zero help from any other nation, especially the soviets. Losing the Vietnam "war" is like losing to the Browns. Embarrassing, but ultimately meaningless.

I wonder what it's like to pretend to be from another country and shitpost just to get (You)s

I should try it sometime it seems like a successful strategy

The shootings are the least of America's problems

>being quitters

Losing to the Browns is worse than losing a war

Oh, is it? Well, what do you fill your H2 hummer up with (that gets 5 mpg)? Water? Didn't think so. Stop being retarded in my presence.

Pretty much all of them since it's our movie studios that make the most worthwhile movies

How delusional can you be? This site isn't American-only.

>other countries give a monopoly on violence to the State

top LEL

As long as you aren't the Steelers, Bengals or Ravens it's fine.

It's the only way to live

>we didn't lose

Everything by Robert Altman

1). Can you live without oil?
Y/N

2). Can you live without water?
Y/N

>tfw Canadian but pretend to be Australian

>comparing the Vietnamese to the Browns

They beat the shit out of just about everyone in a twenty year span.

>France
>America
>Cambodia/Khmer Rouge
>China

If they're the Browns than they're the 1960 Browns. The sad thing is that Vietnam had more in common with America than China or Russia. It was only through sheer retardation that we ended up as enemies instead of allies.

Name a military engagement the US lost. The North took over the South two years after the US left. What else ya got?

>we didn't lose
>we only decided to not win

1. Y

2. N. Good thing we're surrounded by not just one, but TWO oceans. Pretty sure we'll be okay. How many oceans surround your shitty country?

Battle of Loc Ninh.

Well, the Vietnam war did take place in the 60's and both Vietnam and Cleveland haven't been relevant since then

it's kind of like superman. the rest of the world are such tissue paper pussies that we'd completely destroy them so out of morality we hold ourselves back and sometimes have to let a criminal escape.

let me know how that sea water is treating you after, I don't know, a gallon and a half :-)

That's actually what happened. The US.gov signed a commitment with the South that if the North came at them again, we'd help.

The North attacked and we told the South to go fuck themselves.

There's a reason so many of these anti-government fags are ex-military. They've seen first hand that trusting the US government is a big fucking mistake.

Jesus, you're dumb. Haven't you heard the rhyme? Water water everywhere so let's all take a drink.

>kek

>winning ww1 and 2
>literally just bandwagon the winning side at the end
>lose every war since

KEK

Leave Italy of of this

Homer, the plant is on meltdown.

>get BTFO
>resort to jokes
americans.

>rhyme

But it dosnt. Have fun with your Desalinization and contamination drinking supply Mr. Rhyme Master

>hey guys. lets make Russia do all the hard work and afterwards claim all the credit and then fucking hate Russia because they got big bombs. and only we are allowed to have big bombs

it's more americans than anywhere else, and as an american who false flags as other countries all the time i can tell you he is right, it's easy (You)s

Who says I'm joking? The ocean is full water and last timed I checked we drink water

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salt water, yes. please drink plenty of it and report back.

>lets make Russia do all the hard work
>slavshits doing anything
Brits were the real heroes of the war.

Just take the salt out, friendo. :)

I know us Americans have to think of and do everything but come on, help out. Quit being such freeloaders

>Tfw living in the land of the Free and home of the Brave and being blessed by God Almighty, amen.

Are you aware of how expensive desalinization is?

God bless America, my home sweet home.

I wonder how her feet look...

A triggered European.

>Amerifats say they need civilian semiautomatic versions of military assault rifles to kill what oppressive tyrants
>The same Amerifats get triggered when a nigger kills someone he views as oppressive tyrants

you rascal!

>2nd amendment fags are celebrating the fact that cops shot a guy in cold bleed because he was carrying a concealed "illegal" gun

Is there a difference?

blood*, my mistake.

>not learning how to desalinate and purify your own water in the boy scouts
Wew lad

>need more guns for emergency revolution against government
>let's give cops more weapons and less accountability as well!

Amerishits are literally retarded

>be Midwestern American
>live next to the world's largest supply of freshwater
feelsgoodman.jpg

>not wanting to live in a Schwarzenegger movie all day erry day
Stay the fuck in your faggy tea drinking commune of a "Nation."

>'land of the free*'
>*foreskin not included

>learning something from Boy Scouts that's depicted on naked and afraid every other episode.

Did the Boy Scouts also teach you how to desalinat for a mass population for extended periods of time?

>bragging about living in a flyover state

>he learns basic survival skills from television
I think you need to desalinate yourself.

Angry White Men

Do you want some smegma with your post? How about a side of AIDS

>thread about america
>giant black dicks start popping up all of a sudden
A nation of cucks. Color me surprised.

>tfw you live in a state with the worlds largest aquifer underneath

Suck it everyone who is facing a drought

>insulting someone for watching Sup Forums
>he is literally on a board within a japenese Pedo fantasy underworld dedicated to television

Take a look in the mirror fatso

>Why don't you wanna mutilate your penis? Don't you know it's good for you?
Maybe I just want to have an option? You know, a free choice?

>too stupid/lazy to clean your body
>HEY DOCTOR SHEKELBERG JUST CUT IT OFF

AIDS PATIENTS DETECTED

>bragging about living in an area with an abundance of natural resources, gun rights, intelligent, polite, and humble people
Nothing to see here in Wisconsin, you're right, flyover country sure does suck. :^)

>Lol you know actual survival skills from practical aplication?
>pfffffffffff I watched bear grylls i just piss in my mouth and ill be ok

>Americastrated

Michigan? I'm living that SW MI life, going to the beach every day and enjoying dank ass wineries and breweries every night. Let the coastal pricks flyover, we don't want them here anyway.

>Tfw I have over 15 (you) s

Literally illegal to have a working dick in america

Senpai user here, uncut dicks are disgusting. Just kys now

>be 4 years old
>don't know a thing about aids
>suddenly I'm taken to a cold room and strapped into a chair so a stranger can mangle my dick to piece because my father is a silly faggot who cares about what I may or may not do in the future
>meanwhile some guy on the internet is making fun of the people trying to get me out of here
>realize I'm American
>mfw

>literal mushroom dick

i'd ask how it feels, but we know all the nerves are dead

How's the AIDS treating you?

have you received the 5 cents from the JIDF yet for that post

I've never understood how calling a state a "flyover" state is bad.

We have cheap ass living costs, relatively little crime, high paying jobs and generally are healthier and happier.

its a good feeling

>>Winner of TWO world wars
Does Jack shit in WW1
>in ww2 Gets rekt by chinks on the pacific so much you gotta resort to nuke two whole cities
>Falling for D day meme
Oh wow

S A V A G E

>What kinda dick do you want?
>Just cut my shit up

Wisconsin, but close enough.
>tfw literally lived That 70's Show as a teenager

Why haven't you killed yourself yet?

>all the nerves are dead
don't have aids, i can clean my body.

unlike you.

pic is literally you

>be from michigan
>moved away years ago to georgia
>go to the "lake" with some friends
>Its a shitty pond
Based Michigan.

Have another :^)

>wake up
>thank god I'm not american
>go a full 24 hours without being shot

I don't have AIDS because I live in a white country, americlap.

You call that gore