Germany-Russia Friendship Thread

my greadest ally :DDDD

so you want more russian sperm inside your woman?

Fucking delete this

Fucking ruskie scum needs to die

Stockholm sydrome

Soviet rapes were a myth spread by Americans to demonize the Soviet Union in the cold war.

Why do you consider Russia your ally?
Relationship between the countries is neutral at best.

we must destroy europe and partition pooland.

they werent my grandpa raped a lot of your woman in berlin

>Russians rape Germans in 40s
>today, Russian women willingly give themselves to German men

Can't make this shit up

go home hans, you're drunk

What for?
Poland is irrelevant on the global scale.
No point in annexing it

it just existing really triggers me.
Plus NATO meme needs to die. All of western europe must be ours. You can have the rest.

Rape always happens at war. After German atrocities any amount of rape is justified. I don't hate Germans and I don't shame modern people for anything like Jews do but I totally understand those who raped and killed in Germany because Nazis were beyond human. BTW I've never heard about it before Sup Forums.

>partition pooland
Agree. We need to solve this question somehow but we need different kind of methods in the modern world.

>they cant win versus ukraine
>and they want to fight with poland
lmao

>What for?
There's that obnoxious fucking pole (or more than one) creating stupid threads on int 24/7. Someone has to stop this abhorrence.

>Destroy NATO
>Make EU army
>kick poland out of EU
>gangrape Pooland on both sides
>USA can't do shit
PROFIT

back to Russia, kacap ape

Poland is a threat worse than anything (except England) in Europe. They bear a grudge agains us because we stopped their agression ages ago. Most Poles probably don't care but they have a strong nationalistc core and Catholicism, it is a dangerous mixture to flame hatred and violent fanatism on par with their old deeds and modern IS. Poland can become stronger is the future, we must stop it, until it is too late. No Poland = peace for our nation. Pushkin knew it.

>Destroy NATO
That's the hardest part.

>They bear a grudge agains us because we stopped their agression ages ago
kacap education never ceases to amaze me

>That's the hardest part.
Infiltrating Trump as the US president was the first important step.

i guess ahmed is banging your sister and mother too hard lmao
USA will protect us anyway

Nope.
You will be fucked.

your country is dead and Russia can't invade us anyway

Why has poland something to say anyway, literaly the worst country after south Korea

When the tables will have turned USA won't give a fuck about you Lolek

Nazis soldiers were more humane than your red army

Hello.
I love you German.
Auf Wiedersehen.

i always wanted to visit moscow see you soon sasha

It's just my impression. If I'm mistaken or not doesn't matter because I'm not a politician so I change nothing.

>USA will protect us
Problay true if use military.

Why is DDR the best Germany?

Ofc. I too visit Sup Forums.

Hitler was a retard tho. Don't worry we will ally with the right allies and do the job correctly this time :DDDDDD

>Poles already shitting themselves ITT

at least you tried goymany

>nazi civ cas: 2-4 mill
>USSR civ cas: 16 mil

I really think Russia should greadest ALLY desu.
Imagine what German technology/engineering with limitless Russian resources can achieve.

He was doing great until 1939.

Nobody succeded in more than 1000 years.

>Russian women willingly give themselves to German men
Really?

>can achieve
Ofc can
But noone gives you this resourses

like my grandpa i want to cum in german pussy

USA will do anything to prevent such union. Our resources + land + all that western Europe achieved, it can go too far if used smart.

Yes, we should stay divided to end white people as fast as we can.

>starve their own people to death
>literally don't evacuate cities so your civilians die in the bombings and cross-fires
>its the nazis fault!!!

That was always confusing to me why would Hitler go full berserk on USSR. If we consolidated we could've profited much more like integrate the rest of Europe and smash the USA (had the science elite of Germany not flee overseas).

>That was always confusing to me why would Hitler go full berserk on USSR
maybe they saw how the noble ussr starved millions of Ukrainians to death and didn´t wanna be next

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Good point, but what about the Holocaust?

I'm for allying. But the real problem is.. difference in culture. And i'm not about Germany and Russia. It's more about Russia and whole Europe itself. There's not so much people that want to make a friendship with us (except ex-USSR but still not all of them as you can see).
I mean, we can't just understand each other.

Can.
But government does not need this :(

At least South Korea give the world something with their shitty cars and smartphones.
The only thing pooland exports are white niggers.

Are you retarded? German soldiers were little more than animals in the east.

If anything the Allies were much too soft on Germany.

Yes.

t. having a Russian gf for 3 years now

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I have nothing against Russian, I even wear a Russian Vostok watch.