I like the USA and the UK

I like the USA and the UK

my arse hurts and I can't afford a doctor to fix this (proctology is not on the free healthcare list unless it's life threatening)

Fuck France

I only slept 3 hours, and can't go back to sleep because I keep thinking about my girlfriend who broke up with me 18 hours ago.

I would hug my pillow at night whenever I'm overseas and think of her and now I feel like a beta pussy because of it.

Trump is a fucking national embarrassment.

just eat someone and you'll be fine

R A R E
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I'm questioning the effectiveness of giving my mother the silent treatment.

I'm a feminist

i want to suck a dick so badly

tbqh me too. im ahead of the contrarian curve.

I sucked a friend's dick when I was 12.
I have a gf now and I consider myself straight

I'm actually a 5ft spider

its ok user. I got dumped a couple of weeks ago. it hurts a lot but it will slowly start to hurt less.

I...I can't take it anymore bros... I CAN'T
HEY YOU HEY YOU
I DON'T LIKE YOUR GIRLFRIEND
HEY YOU HEY YOU
I THINK YOU NEED A NEW ONE

when i was 12 i got fucked in the ass by my cousin and fucked him back too

im straight though and idk why i did it.

I'm a clinical insomniac. I'm a massively over-qualified Religious Studies teacher. I have an inexpressible case of unrequited employment love. I want to kill myself but I will forever be the butt of jokes at the school.

...

Sup Forums made me dislike Europeans and Asians

it was just one thrust in my asshole but im scarred for life now. i feel like i was raped tbqh

I'm fine.

I feel so "out of place" here in Brazil, I wish I could be from a more introverted country.

I know that feel bro. What do you think about Finland?

I want a qt Russian bf to dom me or a qt asian bf for me to dom.

Faggots

Königsberg again

might do a suicide 2bh

Sounds nice, but I am too poor to get out of here right now. :(

Same> not very fond of this country either

i'm a furry

I'm mentally ill.

this is Sup Forums. we're all mentally ill.

I feel better already.