ITT: we work the late shift

ITT: we work the late shift

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"Fucking bullshit man. They were supposed to be on days three months ago!"

> work late shift
> shows day time work environment

It's very empty though

>contemplate phonesex out of boredom

Man, fuck that guy Pete! we spend all night cleaning up after his goddamn messes and then get bitched at for not being able to keep up with our own work.

I been working the late shift for years

CEO here. I'll be going. Please be smart. Thank you

Do it. The boss left

Fuck ALL those assholes. I fucking HATE they way they always leave their bullshit for us to deal with.

How about that fucking Greg? I swear to God, I saw him sniffing Marissa's chair last week.

Hey guys can you watch my coke for me I have to run to the restroom

Joey here, I will

>Drinks coke

Fuck that guy in particular

*takes a sip of franks coke*
*gets herpes*
FUCK

I've got an idea, lets dump it in the day crew's area and blame Doug!

Why the fuck do we even do this it's not like we actually make more money working OT, we just end up paying more fucking taxes.

Fuck this I'm going home.

You guys are such losers. I'm going out for a smoke.

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Hey guys im working late, check out my stream
youtube.com/watch?v=aKlMJLWaRkM

See this item? I'm just going to shove it in a random box, fucking day crew can handle it.

Hey, what the fug

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y..y...yesss s-s-ir, will take care of everyth-

*door slam*

Bye. Nobody will miss you

right? after that christmas party i doubt anyone will

I see Rebecca left her gym socks here over night, maybe I should rub one out in one and take the other one home, maybe she wont notice.

Mark is going to be so fucking pissed.
You morons. We only had this one last thing to do before going home to fucking sleep.

Let's alter the presentation so that we only announce really shitty games, and let the day guys fix it lol

Are you the creepy fuck Greg?

Fuck mark, and fuck you. I'm the night manager, and you're fired, I'm tired of you guys shit.

Hey guys I'm back, did anything happen to my...... coke....
Who did it
WHO TOUCHED MY FUCKING COKE

You know that pic Janice has on her desk? The one with her daughter? The cheerleader? I jack my shit thinking about her constantly.

you're fired, btw. don't try and palm your work off onto others.

What was that door slam?

Good idea, let's also go out for drinks after work with the guy that supposed to do the english translation!

That's not her daughter, that's her wife.

Fuck you, Tyler. You're only here because your uncle is the boss and he feels guilty for molesting you when you were a kid. You can't do shit. Now why don't you fuck off and leave?

I've been working 11 to 7 for 6 years.. My soul is a dried husk of vending machine food wrappers

You know what asshole? All you fucking do is sit in your shitty chair with that shit smug on your face all fucking day. Your job consists of whining to the boss when one of us takes too fucking long in the shitter, you fucking joke.

>sits at his desk doing coke and trying on different neckties

We get off at 7am, buttmunch. Where in the fuck are you going to find an open bar at 7am???

FUCK YOU DAN

IM FUCKING DONE WITH YOU ASSHOLES

IF SOMEBODY DOESNT ADMIT IT I WILL KILL EVERYONE IN THIS FUCKING BUILDING

IVE HAD ENOUGH OF YOUR GUYS' SHIT

They don't call me Tylenol for nothing, I'll fucking drug you, asshole.

Are you doing coke?

My NAME IS TYLER. This is why you're fired. You need help.

It was dumb fucking Tyler I know I saw his fatfuck hand accidentally bump the coke.

*shoots tyler*

Umm... no, they call you Midol. Because you're a fucking period.

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HOLY FICK YOU JUST MURDERED SOMEBODY! What do we do?

OH SHIT HE WASNT KIDDING


EVERYBODY RU-

>Be night shift janitor
If ya'll mother fuckers don't this shit up, I'm gonna shit in your desk drawers

I ain't cleaning that up

I don't know, but I bet dollars to donuts we still have to come in tomorrow. Fucking bullshit.

Someones dead, mop the fucking blood.

*unzips pants* Hey guys

*shoots janitor*

>wipes nose
Umm, what?

That's it, I'm shitting in your desk

TOM RUN FRANK IS GOING BATSHIT OVER A BOTTLE OF CO-

Sounds great. I also altered the design docs for one of the games so that you have to jerk a cow off. Let's see QA deal with that.

*unzips pants, rails more coke, straightens his tie*

Hey bud

The day crew will get the morning off for the investigation and we'll still have to come in after. Fucking garbage, I'm putting in my 2 weeks tomorrow.

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You FUCKING IDIOT.
>Yanks gun quickly from you
Y'ALL WANNA GET PSYCHO DONT YA
I'LL FUCKING SHOW YOU PYSCHO
EVERYONE UNZIP YOUR FUCKING PANTS
LET ME SEE THOSE DICKS BOYS

>morning
At least it's better then last time, they made us pay for the damage. At least I hope we don't have to pay again, I can't afford it.

ALRIGHT THIS THE POLICE! WE HAVE HAD RUMOR OF A HOMOCIDE AND ILLEGAL DRUG ABUSE! WE'RE COMING TO INVESTIGATE!

Glad you're here, someone stole my stapler

You just did coke

Don't worry coppa, no dubs- I mean, drugs here.

Maybe i did

alright its clear jan. no one will see you get up from under my desk

Sir we have heard gunshots in the building. What was that?

Great, one of the cops is that asshole that gave me my DUI. Fuck, I wish some nigger would chimp out and shoot that faggot.

Holy shit this escalated quickly. Good thing no one ever notices the new guy.

I suck his dick all the time. He owes me a favor. I'll clear it up for you, just keep an eye on my coke.

jan stands up wipping her month

Nothing, and don't mind this arm, I'm just eating this delicious night manager.

OKAY WE HAVE NO EVIDENCE OF MURDER OR DRUGS. WE ARE NOW LEAVING. HAVE A GOOD DAY

>GLASS SHATTER

Remember user, the candy at the front desk is for clients only.

Hey! You must be the new guy, gary, I'm Paul. Sorry about all this craziness, glen, you know how mondays are

*punches police in the back of the head*

How the fuck did we get away with that?

I got a better idea. Plant the coke on him. Let's get his ass busted.

But then who's dick am I going to suck man

Like dead dick? There's a body over there.

It's like if they were children

Nah.. i prefer them in uniform.

Cops are fucking stupid.

jan here, quick sit on my lap so you wont get shot at. as she sits, left her skirt pull panties aside and side it in. as she riding me, jan do see anything? nope

Alright, I'm going into my office, locking the door, and hanging myself with my tie

Shit, didnt realise I was still at work for so long it's morning.

I need 3 orders of salad, 7 McBurgers and a milkshake, hurry up you useless sacks of meat, before I fire all of you. What am I even paying you for?

Ya see? Jim here has the right idea, if only had the balls to do that kind of shit.

*unzips dick*

Oh uh y-you too Paul. B-but it's Friday.

>meanwhile on the first floor
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