Roast me Sup Forums
Or be nice. I try to be a nice guy
Roast me Sup Forums
Or be nice. I try to be a nice guy
You look like a dollar store hipster
I like the tash
You look like a respectable guy that will get a girlfriend soon
You look like what happened when Pewdiepie and the Lorax fucked
Dubs never lies
you look like your name is Malcolm or Arnold
obviously you have a decent sense of self worth and only posted this thread in a momentary feeling of weakness in order to overcome whatever insults the internet could muster up to throw at you and thus confirm your own sense of self worth. sorry for the run on sentence I've had a few
Lmao thank you
It's Simon
>Or be nice. I try to be a nice guy
You can already tell you try to be the "nice guy", enjoy that friendzone by the way.
OP will post dick for dubs. Do whatever you want for quads
I'm ten times as many girls as you are
Oh shit, riggity rolling. If quads you stick your beanie up your ass.
Too bad you couldn't be nice and rotate those images
>>dubs for dick!
I'm on a phone! Hard to do
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ah yea you're definetly one of those schizophrenic guys who beats their moms.
>moms
lol I just have depressions
OP will post dick for another OC dick
Another pic of me
Well, I complimented you and got dubs
You look like the dollar store version of eddy from Good Mythical Morning.
HOLY SHIT
WHAT THE FUCK WHY IS THIS HAPPENING
Will post dick. Optional hard or soft with Taylor Swift cd in the background
u look like a french pedophile. You must fit in well here
I'm Minnesotan
You look pretty cool op
DICK DICK DICK DICK
is it crippling?
I bet you think Trump is a racist meanie
Hard Taylor swift cd too
No it's good because I'm on Zoloft now
you look like a pedo
fägis...?
So Emma Watson's a dude now? If so, can I have the scraps from the operation? For science.
Which album? I have all of them
Murphy when the fuck is season 3 coming out?
Awwww That's sweet
Hard dick.
Album doesn't matter.
Fuck I don't know. Your choice
Pick one you fuck
nice hipster stache faggot
Love Story
Or whichever one gets you the hardest.
Too drunk to get an erection. Sorry fags. Tell me what you'd do to me
1989 i guess
Fearless.
Maybe take you to the movies then sit down and play video games. Thats it
You wouldn't kiss me???
Nah i ain't gay
Neither am I. I identify as a woman
>take him to a movie
>ain't gay
I'd listen to T-Swizzle with you, bro.
nigga what
OP will soft dick every Taylor Swift album upon request
your buttons are made of plastic.
I like this shirt. What does it matter?
You look like my old crackhead arsonist stepdade Dale, if he was a millenial
POst pic or no proof
You look like a bit like Steve Buscemi.
Receding hairline spotted
It is but I own it bitch!!!
i was just memeing with ya
but good shit, im on nortriptyline
LOL you're a skinny, balding hipster, think about that for a second, now kill yourself
I bang 10x more women than you!!
if ned flanders was a hipster
Do you want to see my dick and boipussi or not?
10x0 is still 0
Even if that were true I could beat your DYEL 130lb little bitch ass and rape any woman of yours, hit the gym faggot and start eating more than an anorexic 13 year old girl.
"if that were true"
I weigh 150lbs and I'm trained in knife fighting faggot
300 pnd ex navy seal with 300 confirmed kills trained in guerilla warfare
At least you don't have to worry about having kids
>trained in knife fighting
Whys that?
>150ilbs
>ilbs
>trained in knife fighting
this can't be real
For the femanons obviously lurking, I'm a good pussy eater
Nice cig stained teeth faggot
It's from ear infection medicine
Will post cock for femanon pussy
Okay, first, you need to shave; "the stash" -- it looks bad and you should feel bad. Second, trim those nails! Finally, lose the beanie. So you're going bald, whatever, just own it.
Firstly, your mom loves the stash on her asshole, secondly I live in Minnesota where it's cold, hence the beanie, thirdly I use the nails to play guitar, Impending Death of the Virgin Spirit which your mom loves
Ask questions about me.
Call me Simanon I'm the new queen of Sup Forums