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Or be nice. I try to be a nice guy

You look like a dollar store hipster

I like the tash

You look like a respectable guy that will get a girlfriend soon

You look like what happened when Pewdiepie and the Lorax fucked

Dubs never lies

you look like your name is Malcolm or Arnold

obviously you have a decent sense of self worth and only posted this thread in a momentary feeling of weakness in order to overcome whatever insults the internet could muster up to throw at you and thus confirm your own sense of self worth. sorry for the run on sentence I've had a few

Lmao thank you

It's Simon

>Or be nice. I try to be a nice guy
You can already tell you try to be the "nice guy", enjoy that friendzone by the way.

OP will post dick for dubs. Do whatever you want for quads

I'm ten times as many girls as you are

Oh shit, riggity rolling. If quads you stick your beanie up your ass.

Too bad you couldn't be nice and rotate those images

>>dubs for dick!

I'm on a phone! Hard to do

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ah yea you're definetly one of those schizophrenic guys who beats their moms.

>moms

lol I just have depressions

OP will post dick for another OC dick

Another pic of me

Well, I complimented you and got dubs

You look like the dollar store version of eddy from Good Mythical Morning.

HOLY SHIT

WHAT THE FUCK WHY IS THIS HAPPENING

Will post dick. Optional hard or soft with Taylor Swift cd in the background

u look like a french pedophile. You must fit in well here

I'm Minnesotan

You look pretty cool op

DICK DICK DICK DICK

is it crippling?

I bet you think Trump is a racist meanie

Hard Taylor swift cd too

No it's good because I'm on Zoloft now

you look like a pedo

fägis...?

So Emma Watson's a dude now? If so, can I have the scraps from the operation? For science.

Which album? I have all of them

Murphy when the fuck is season 3 coming out?

Awwww That's sweet

Hard dick.
Album doesn't matter.

Fuck I don't know. Your choice

Pick one you fuck

nice hipster stache faggot

Love Story

Or whichever one gets you the hardest.

Too drunk to get an erection. Sorry fags. Tell me what you'd do to me

1989 i guess

Fearless.

Maybe take you to the movies then sit down and play video games. Thats it

You wouldn't kiss me???

Nah i ain't gay

Neither am I. I identify as a woman

>take him to a movie
>ain't gay

I'd listen to T-Swizzle with you, bro.

nigga what

OP will soft dick every Taylor Swift album upon request

your buttons are made of plastic.

I like this shirt. What does it matter?

You look like my old crackhead arsonist stepdade Dale, if he was a millenial

POst pic or no proof

You look like a bit like Steve Buscemi.

Receding hairline spotted

It is but I own it bitch!!!

i was just memeing with ya
but good shit, im on nortriptyline

LOL you're a skinny, balding hipster, think about that for a second, now kill yourself

I bang 10x more women than you!!

if ned flanders was a hipster

Do you want to see my dick and boipussi or not?

10x0 is still 0

Even if that were true I could beat your DYEL 130lb little bitch ass and rape any woman of yours, hit the gym faggot and start eating more than an anorexic 13 year old girl.

"if that were true"

I weigh 150lbs and I'm trained in knife fighting faggot

300 pnd ex navy seal with 300 confirmed kills trained in guerilla warfare

At least you don't have to worry about having kids

>trained in knife fighting

Whys that?

>150ilbs

>ilbs

>trained in knife fighting

this can't be real

For the femanons obviously lurking, I'm a good pussy eater

Nice cig stained teeth faggot

It's from ear infection medicine

Will post cock for femanon pussy

Okay, first, you need to shave; "the stash" -- it looks bad and you should feel bad. Second, trim those nails! Finally, lose the beanie. So you're going bald, whatever, just own it.

Firstly, your mom loves the stash on her asshole, secondly I live in Minnesota where it's cold, hence the beanie, thirdly I use the nails to play guitar, Impending Death of the Virgin Spirit which your mom loves

Ask questions about me.

Call me Simanon I'm the new queen of Sup Forums