So... my kh hinted at not bringing the key on a 7 day cruise to the Bahamas

So... my kh hinted at not bringing the key on a 7 day cruise to the Bahamas.

Surrounded by hot chick's in bikinis.

You'll be eating her out

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dont you have some shitty fetish site you can go to?

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what the flying fuck am i looking at

Pretty sure you gotta go through a metal detector...

that's gotta make for some lulz when you're still beeping despite emptying your pockets of metal and removing the belt.

Wouldn't it just be a pat down

lol no

Even then they would probably feel something weird. How do you hide that shit?

Worst comes to worse, they take him into a private room and he has to show them his dick is in a fucking cage

And then they fist his ass

Humiliation play?

At any rate it would make the TSA uncomfortable, serves them right.

So he'd have to show random peeps, Op, your gonna get outed

Tsa does cruise liners?

Easy fix, use a silicone cage and a plastic ziptie, check the metal one and it's lock in checked baggage and replace it upon arrival in your hotel or whatever,

Who else is gonna pat down your donger?

Question is if your chick is hot? She going to cuck you?

>wahhh I'm living out my fantasy

I hope it's horrible OP, have fun!

Wow

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But really, what is to gain

Pretty hot, if you ask me