Yesterday I was having a nice day until I went home and discovered my wife had been using my laptop...

Yesterday I was having a nice day until I went home and discovered my wife had been using my laptop. I even had it fucking password lock, but for some reason my wife was able to get into it. I had a whole file dedicated to loli, but what I had in a folder that was hidden deep in my PC was all of my KP. So I walked into the house and the bitch flips on me. I'm like "what's wrong", she shows me the laptop with the KP playing. I'm like wtf are you doing with my laptop, she threatens to go to the police and storm's out and takes the kids with her. she says she doesn't trust me around our kids anymore. What should I do?

May as well end it.

fpbp
If you like cp/kp/loli you should kill yourself.

you are fucked if true and not bait there is nothing you can do

what is KP

Cut your junk off. Sick fuck

Your copypasta is stale.

Cool story, bro,

krabby patty, fam

>KP not CP

fucking newfag tryhard

Nothing wrong with Kim Possible porn

If this is real I hope you like BBC OP.

Nice pasta bra

he took the kids and my laptop and I think she is staying at her mother's house. I've been calling all day but she's not picking up. It's not like I was cheating on her or anything, hell I could've been downloading it for research purposes, I could have seen one of those little boys in the video walking down the street and offered my help.... because I'm the type of guy that helps people. I would be the only one who would know what this boy is going thru and other people would just see another kid.

Tell all kinds of programs and sht was installed when you bought/got the pc. Someonenprobably returned it to the store without they cleaning it. Or that u bought it from ebay oeär some sht. Denial is ur only chance. Oh and hardformat or erase that sht. Simple "delete" wont work from cops.

Stop watching Loli dipshit looser

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>What should I do?

Stat a poorly-worded and grammar mangling bait thread on an anonymous Mongolian throat singing board.

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She shouldn't trust you around them and you should be in prison being assraped to death

>kek

Ok grammar cop, eat my dick. I don't need your advice on how to get an A on a fucking essay I'm trying to get my wife back

Say it wasn't you

Tell her it was either:
1) Watching the porn and enjoying yourself
2) Using the kids and enjoying yourself

She will understand an come back with those options.

but seriously the only thing that will solve this problem, (if it's real) is group therapy. Because your wife seems decisive and confident in her decision. Which unfortunately (for you) is a valid one.

but that is a genuine response to something that is most likely fake. please make fun of me Sup Forums

I've tried to tell her it was a glitch that saved the KP under my photos on the laptop but she can see that I've also been storing other family photos in the same folder so she knows I've must have seen it. And she has my laptop so she can see all the sites I've been visiting as well

The bitch just called me back she says she just turned in the computer to the authorities and she says a warrant for my arrest has been issued I'm now driving around in my dad's old truck trying to figure out how I'm going to make that bitch pay for this....all I ever wanted was to be able to cum and not think twice about it but know my life is fucking ruined all because my whore of a wife wants to get out of our marriage.... I wouldn't have to look at this stuff if me and her had sex more often and now I'm fucked

Fuck the kids that'll show her!

You are fucked op. And you deserve it. There is only one way out of this user. You know what you must do...

lolicon is life

You are fucked.

Enjoy jail.

FOR RESEARCH PURPOSES BAHAHAHA YOUR FUCKED IN THE HEAD END IT FAG

I hope this is true so you can learn a lesson. Marriage is only for cucks and now your house and bank account belongs to her. Look at what marriage did to brendan fraser

>research purposes
They've never heard that one before.

She's a bitch because she found out you're a creepy pedophile fapping to pictures of kids being raped.

Yeah, what a cunt.

You deserve everything you get. Let's hope it's custodial.

I wonder if suicide ever crossed his mind.
He looks like he's one bottle of alcohol away from taking his own life

Your dad must be so proud that a pedo is in his truck.

This.
You deserve to get raped and if you needed to fucking let a load off why TO FUCKING CHILDREN THERES TONS OF PORN THAT ISNT ILLEGAL OUT THERE YOU FAGGOT I HOPE YOU GET RAPED OVER AND OVER AGAIN IN PRISON

If the police did not go for you, it's because your wife's stupid wants you to look for her and ask her to forgive you and tell her to change you, you must swear to her that you will change and when she forgives you and you are sure she has no proof In your against you send the shit. A person who wants to change you is bullshit bullshit

Normally I don't help pedos. But here's the breaks: You are fucked. Sorry, FUCKED. That's more like it. You will be imprisoned and destroyed by the criminal justice system.

In all likelihood your wife has either called the cops and told them everything, is planning to call the cops and tell them everything, is debating that same course of action, or has told someone else who will white knight and call the cops. No matter what the cops are going to be called into this.

You have a few options, most are terrible though.

1- Kill Yourself (this may well be better than the alternatives)
2-Flee the country, if you don't have a passport then cross the border into Canada(super loose border compared to mexico) and disappear into the north under an assumed name. If you do have a passport then fly somewhere you can then buy or rent a vehicle to drive or sail to somewhere else decently far from your initial destination. Disappear and start again.
3-Be either really brave or really stupid and confess. (Can't say I'd go for this one)
4-Murder. Kill your wife and her mother. The kids too. Burn it all down and claim insanity.
5-Balls out, hire an attorney. Go to the police and claim your wife is about to try to frame you with a laptop she stole from you and loaded with kiddie porn. Make her out to be the villain and crush her forever.
6-Set yourself on fire while blasting One Direction outside her mother's house. (This one is my favorite so if trips or above I command it be done by the will of kek).

Moral of the story: Kiddie Porn is a bad idea. Don't do it you sick fucks.

What's fpbp?

The will of kek has spoken

Why just beacuse he like KP
so lets Assrape all the homos

That's trips after quads btw. Kek wills it.

Now I know it's bait.

>I'm now driving around in my dad's old truck

(OP)
Option 5 is the best one.

>This one is my favorite so if trips or above I command it be done by the will of kek

AH HA HA HA HAHAHAHAHAHA

Dear sweet keksus those digits

>if trips or above I command

Well, you got your work cut out for you, op.

Not anymore it's not.

As he says here: She already turned it over. The my wife is framing me angle will NOT hold up in court if he says it after she accuses him.

Must get septs

Rerolling

And again, it's gonna happen, I can feel it.

Rawl

One more

If SEPTS then the pedo must bow to the will of kek and immolate himself.

Gah

Rollin 2

Ha. Faggot

Reroll

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Bro, there's no way I can see you as the victim here.
Get fucked in prison, or kill yourself before the authorities can get to you.
Either way, one less pedo on the street.

fucking kill yourself

(OP)

HE WAS DOING IT FOR RESEARCH PURPOSES!!!!

Leave the pedo alone while he drives in his dads truck brings his dad into this causing more drama.

You know what must be done....

just blame it on a virus, but if she into your pc password I bet she keylogged your password which means she pretty much knows

This is a fucking copypasta you ignorant fucks, from the darkest depths of the interwebz.

Kek still wills that the pedo OP must immolate himself.

W-wait kek is real????????!?!?!?

>Tell the cops you'ur wife planted the kp becuse she caught you cheating on her
But i know this is pasta i seen same tread 2 mos ago

Of course kek is real. He's helping me regain my own powers and soon we're going to brobang dp this planet.

Of course he is, he is an ancient Egyptian meme (god)

500 club btw.

Hivemind

what if this is all just a prank?

How old are your kids?

It's a copy pasta for bait newfags

It's true all of it. The memes. The gets. All of it.

(OP)
Welcome to your new life.

I don't wanna go to jail but I don't wanna let down my beloved family here at Sup Forums so by the will of kek I shall choose your option 6 and do what must be done

You guys are all newfags

OP Post a screen of your kp folder and rename a file into banana
If he dont do that is fake

could just join the French Foreign Legion OP

Wisdom

According to OP, he came home and the KP was playing on his laptop. And then later, Op claims that his wife turned the laptop in to police. Get your story straight before you troll. No man on earth would have let his wife take the laptop with her. This story is bullshit. Nice try though.

My wife has my computer and plus now I'm getting gasoline to do that one direction thing

See you on the other side OP! I know im going to hell too.

You don't know my wife like I know her trust me there was no getting it back

Why are you not KYS yet? Livestream if dubs/

why is Sup Forums full of faggots like jesus christ you guys are all pussies for real

>she took the laptop.
your a cuck

Except you're not.

KEK WILLS IT

Bullshit. No one is that stupid. No one on earth would be that stupid. You said yourself that she had it playing when you walked in. You could have deleted it right then and there. This is a poorly concocted story. Work on your lie and try it again in a new thread.

If anyone needs to be assraped to death it would be all the fucking moralfags plaguing Sup Forums.

mmmhmhmmh god this pasta is so fucking good

Kill every one, I mean your whole family then fly to mexico. Get new identity and passport. From there go to thailand and find some young kids. Live happily ever after.

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Step 1: Delete the stache.
Step 2: Securely wipe hard drive.
Step 3: Destroy hard drive, and place new hard drive in laptop.
Step 4: Hope she didn't take photo/video evidence of the incriminating material.
Step 5: Deny all knowledge when she gets the fuzz involved.

Let's be honest, once they break into your house and seize your electronics and find no evidence, you should have plausible deniability and get off only living with the guilt of what you've been getting off to you sick fuck. Then you follow step 6a or 6b or 6c below:

Step 6a: Get mental help.
Step 6b: Kill yourself
Step 6c: Stop telling lies on the internet about shit that never happened.

t. Hackerman

This. Besides the wife will prattle on about not wanting to leave the kids near him; yet I bet you she won't bat an eyelid when they are given their indoctrination to the world of fags and trannies. Women are the Achilles' Heel of civilization.

"first post best post" - l2google

Wouldn't they enjoy it though?