How much fucking do you think was happening on star ships during exploration?

How much fucking do you think was happening on star ships during exploration?

Honestly that's probably most of what was happening. You don't think those holodecks were being used for porn?

Please, I guarantee the Holodecks alone were responsible for 50 orgasms an hour.

idk but you know that the whole Risa thing was about prostitution right? the whole planets economy was tourism for beaches and shitty hutts? please

How filthy do you think those holodeck programs got?

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I don't know user, you tell me...

How filthy?
Imagine going to quarks ENHANCED sex suites

Oh, pretty sure there was some rape gang stuff.

I think they explicitly state in an episode that there aren't any rules against simulating members of the crew on the holodeck. I always figured the programs we saw in that one episode with Barclay were just the PG "we can show this on network tv" programs.

Well, yeah, Geordi was getting white pussy on the holodeck so it was OK

I already have my 7of9 program ready for the holodeck. I just need someone to invent it now.

Officer perks though?

How are there so many roody-poos on Sup Forums now? Isn't there a CVS pharmacy nearby you should be holding up?

I don't know if you know about how Olympians fuck, but for every Olympics, there is a metric fuck-ton of condoms used by the Olympic village. This shouldn't be too surprising, since you have a bunch of young men and women in their prime in close quarters in a new environment.

With that in mind, there is no question in my mind that there was a lot of fucking, on and off of the holodeck.

well yeah, enlisted scum get to fuck Asian bitches and raise their mongol kids.

Gotta incentivize men to go die in space somehow.
Enlisted scum have to deal with this shit.

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you decided to fuck the subhuman

HOLY SHIT, this raises so many questions

I always wanted to bang Kes

...I wonder how hot she looks now

This is her mugshot from 2015. lul

fucking jews!!!!!!

I think that's overtly implied in one of the episodes with uh... Barclay? The NEET guy who wanted to bone Dr. Crusher.

good god why did you have to ruin kes for me

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literally 4

All the fucking, not just a few bits and pieces here and there but all of it.

check'd
She's was an awful fucking actress and Voyager got so much better after she left.

Depends on the missions

I always thought Nelix ruined voyager

Who doesn't want to fuck crusher, barclay was after troi though friend

Feel sorry for the bastard that has to clean the floor after all those forcefields holding the shapes together shut down.

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Barclay made his eps unwatchable.

Hit a little too close to home?

nonstop interspecies secks 24/7/365

is this the best space pussy?

> Nelix ruined voyager

Agreed. Like Castanza on Seinfeld, I always wanted to strangle his character.

So did Tuvok - Tim Russ never seemed to get the hang of speaking without affectation like a real Vulcan.

Both Crusher and Troi star in his holodeck fantasy program. I would agree that Troi does seem to be his primary affection.

If you want great sex in space, you go see this man.

>So did Tuvok
did anyone actually think diversity Vulcan would work out?

Nah

rampant blood orgies

>Both Crusher and Troi star in his holodeck fantasy program. I would agree that Troi does seem to be his primary affection.
I always thought Troi was a bit of a scrag. Seemed to destroy the episode that he couldn't find a more attractive female in the crew to obsess over.

Like Riker ever had nearly as much sweet alien pussy as this man.

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lordt

You tell me.

always wanted to explore her delta quadrant!

farscape had best space bitches

Do you think Chief O'Brian ever fucked around by taking a dump on the transporter pad and then transporting it to other ships?

I would touch all of them with my wee

how did you not know about this haha.

Quantity vs. quality. Sure Kirk fucks a lot of stuff, but does he seem like a considerate and attentive lover? Does he seem like he'll give you a courteous reach-around?

you are god damn right it did

Ensign Robin Lefler, all day, errry day

This will work well on my holodeck.

>2376
>Not beaming the poop right out of your rectum
It's like space diapers.

further is Kirk even imzadi material?

Fun fact, a lot of the guest stars on the original series were (at least softcore) porn stars, since they couldn't get respectable actors to do sci-fi.

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Fucking hated Troi and all that imzadi crap

she was such rape bait

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>you now remember that, for a brief period of time, Riker could communicate telepathically with Troi.

I rea;lly only liked her for her low cut uniform tho

Best Dax.
All the day.
Ezry day.

nigga, walgreens is easier to rob. you are obviously not in touch with the black community.

fucking white people, how do they even work?

Literally my biggest fantasy.

Her name was Ezri Dax.

just another space whore.

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I've got my pic boys:
How about a threesome with these lovely ladies

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>best dax
>not Jadzia
burn heretic!

fucking hell no

pretty sure the best selling holonovel at quarks was "vulcan love slave"

>shapeshifters

Nope. Don't trust 'em.

Kamala
>empathic metamorph who can sense what a man wants and change herself to match it
Literally perfect.

Death by snu-snu

was about to post same

He looks like he's about to murder her in the last panel, no wonder she's locked the door. It's oscar pistorius all over again.

fucking hell yes

Famke made an equally doable jean grey, too

If we assume Riker as the baseline sexually active Starfleet officer? Fucking none. They're all beta cucks.

Blasphemy

So when you came inside your holodeck whore and terminated the program would that jizz just fall out of midair on the ground with a splat?

That material is actually reprocessed for use in the replicators.

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You know that bottle of water you replicated afterwards? Yeah, the material components had to come from somewhere...

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I think when you stick your dick in their pussy this is what follows:

>grabs the base of it with the lips
>super warm and comfy
>internal muscle around their pussy
>squeezes around your dick like a warm soft hand
>internally jacking you off
>all while you're mounted her from behind
>you stay still behind her in a pleasure warp
>While rubbing the head you explode a gallons worth of seman their body's absorb instantly and they only produce offspring let's say...one day a year
>mfw when they treat you like the female

With all the seminal fluid everywhere, they probably wouldn't even go in to watch Gilligan Island reruns without full biohazard protection.

Most shameful fap of my life was to the audio of that episode.

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Good god......

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Does Dax count as a 3way?

What happened?

Not to mention Riker will at least give you the Bone