Give advices to a desperate 24 yo virgin. has anyone else not lose their virginity yet...

give advices to a desperate 24 yo virgin. has anyone else not lose their virginity yet? should I just pay for a prostitute?

>inb4 kill yourself

kys

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try an heroing, it worked for me. I've done it twice and fucked 500 girls since

Don't pay for nothing m8 I'm 19yo and still virgin too, just wait long enough to be a wizard

Datingsites of the sleazy sort are a good option. They're far from ideal, but they do tend to make things easier.

There's two really tricky parts when it comes to getting sex. The first is getting from being strangers to having a conversation. And the second is getting from "person I talk to" to "let's kiss". And with sleazy datingsites, you skip those hurdles and go right to "OK, wanna fuck?".

It's still not easy, though. Girls on sleazy datingsites tend to be only *slightly* less flaky than those on regular datingsites. Though on the plus side, sleazy datingsites aren't any more likely to rip you off than regular datingsites (though that's *really* not saying much).

O lost my virginity at 23, is not that bad

28 here. I stopped giving a fuck a few years ago.

>Paying for sex is like winning gold at the Special Olympics

Nah, it's even worse than that. Paying for sex is like buying a medal at a pawnshop

I lost my virginity at 23 I think, can't remember.

I'm a shy type as well but...

23: Hooker (drunk after a party)
Random 1 night stand with a bro shared a girl while she jacked 1 off us off (drunk)
3rd girl was my ex gf (16 months-2 years almost together)
4th girl - 45 year old hooker she was hot asf though, was drunk she asked me to come back againi sober as she enjoyed me talking after.
5th girl (random blowjob from a girl who had liked me for a few years but I didnt really like her, came in her mouth though that was cool)
6th asian hooker (drunk)
7th - met up with a random tinder girl who got out of a relationship, got my dick sucked and fucked her which was good
8th last week another tinder girl came to mine and we fucked, had some nice big tits and just pounded her for over an hour fun stuff..

Honestly if I can somehow get laid especially with tinder (use it) for as awkward as I am, so can you, the last girl literally just wanted to talk about herself I could barely speak lol. Only met 3 girls off tinder and fucked 2 of them the other wants to meet me again and have a few others who want to meet me and 1s been giving me some pics and is down to fuck/bj etc.. but I'm hesitant and another wants me to come over and fuck, pretty cool shit but i can't be fucked meeting anyone half the time and rather play video games lol.

32 m virgin los angeles

kik: zsasza

I'm a virgin but that's cause I'm celibate.

Pathetic

>Go to gym and get cut. Girls like the visual instead of size.
>Go get a good job and make money.
>Go to a place with a lot of good looking girls
>Drop a wad of cash in a band in front of 5 of them
>Take your pick

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>an hero twice
>500 women
>2 deaths = 144 virgins
Fucking liar. You've only banged 144

you should ask yourself....


>why the fuck am i so desperate to get fucked

i feel like i'm missing out. i feel like others have it easy with the daily affection from fresh pussies. or cuddling after a long day/waking up to a naked grill next to me

You are less likely to contract a disease from a prostitute than a girl met randomly @ a pub or bar. If you use protection the only thing you'd have to worry about is really herpes (if you want to kiss and eat them out) and hpv (if you want to give them oral). Seen four in my lifetime, never caught anything. Just make sure you make a booking with more expensive one, preferrably lower traffic girl. See that she offers GFE and FK for best first-time sex. Avoid those who offer OWO as they are more likely to have contracted something over the course of their work. Also a native speaking girl is a better idea over touring foreigners.

I was 21 When I gave away my v-card. 25years old now. Sadly I have become ugly as fuck so no pussy 4 me.

To add to 's point; sex and couples are everywhere. And sex and companionship are things that we instinctively crave.

And a lot of post-20 permavirgins also have hangups along the lines of "I've been trying to get sex all this time, and I still have no idea what I'm doing wrong". Shit like that will mess with your mind.

get tinder/pof/okcupid. find a girl with self esteem issues but is still pretty.

just have a nice conversation, like you would with someone you aren't trying to fuck. if the conversation gets anything near sexual, mention that you're a virgin.

keep trying, practice makes perfect. even in online dating. I lost mine at 21.

wouldn't revealing that i'm virgin turn off girls? wouldn't i be better if i said i fucked many chicks

hey that stuff is nice. but girls and sex are pandora's box. there's a bunch of negative things that come with sex and relationships.

go to the nearest downtown area to you. if you live in a small town, drive out somewhere that has multiple clubs, not just shitty bars. dancing clubs playing loud music, even music you might hate.
go in, get a drink, look for a girl dancing by herself. i imagine you probably aren't looking for a 10/10 so just find any girl that is dancing without a guy. make sure she has a drink in her hand and she's actually moving her hips. all you have to do is walk up behind her and slightly dance to the music.

stay a couple feet behind her. gradually get closer to her. one of two things will happen. she will move away, in which case you leave her alone and find a different girl. or she will stay there, in which case you can approach until you are making slight contact. just keep dancing. when you find the right girl she will start grinding her ass into you. even if it seems like it's "accidental", it's not. she knows what she's doing. you can place a hand on her hip, to be sure that she's into it. after a little bit get close to her ear so she can hear and say you're getting another drink and ask if she wants one too. if she says yes, get her one and come back. if she says no, get yourself one and come back.or just walk away for a few minutes and come back.

if you are feeling comfortable, try kissing her neck gently. if she's into it, you've got a good shot. if you start to feel like she could be the one, ask her if she wants to "get out of here" (sounds cheesy but it's straight to the point). take her to your place if you don't live with your parents, otherwise get to her place.

at this point, just try not to blow out. even if you're usually a complete autist, just try and remember that this girl WANTS to fuck you, and try and be confident.

also try not to fall in love with her.

tl;dr picking up drunk girls at a club is easy. don't be a pussy

Dude im not gunna lie i lost my v card at 14, and i whored the fuck up in my teenage years and into my ealry 20's. I can confidently say i wish i had waited till i found the girl im with now. (Shes the mother of both of my children) when we first got together i was more worried about what she was going to think of me when i told her how many girls id been with. Not to mention once i decided i wanted a real relationship it made it harder to get attached and have that real relationship feel mostly because i had been with a fair few women before her and i subconsciously compared her to those girls. I love her to death and she is an amazing mother and amazing significant other but sometimes i still find myself thinking i could get some new pussy. Dude, dont kill urself or keep stressing. Just hold out until u find the girl ur meant for. When u do dude i promise it will be well worth the wait. Plus another silver lining is the less bitches you fuck the less u have to worry about the std's. Keep ur chin up man the girl u need is getting closer just exercise some patience.

no.

1) they will appreciate the honesty
2) they might find that exciting
3) they will want to make your first time good

if not then you would have a bad time with them anyways, because they will expect more.

then again you might do well your first time. you dont know.

Not OP but also 25 permavirgin, 2 points:

You can't just assume you'll get girls on tinder. I've had it for a month, max out my free likes every day and haven't had a single match. Not ONE match! You don't match, you can't talk to anyone, can't get a foot in the door. My display pic isn't even that cringey and I'm not a neckbeard sperglord either.

pof/okcupid - exactly the same deal as tinder but much, much worse. In any of these sites/apps the girls have the upper hand; they've got the goods you want. If they don't feel like messaging or liking you then you don't get shit. Not to mention there are probably 5 guys on the site for every girl, the odds are so far stacked against you.

Don't just assume that by putting yourself on those sites you'll get pussy. It just doesn't work like that. So don't get other guys hopes up either.

hey man, i just got tinder and have 10 matches, for the first week i only got 1 match, i read that adding a bio will improve how many matches you get, so i added one and the next day i match with 4 girls, work on how your profile looks, add more pictures, add a bio, make them laugh

good work bro, just keep improving and eventually you'll get numbers, I keep putting off seeing girls for some reason, but all 3 girls I've met up with have been the ones to ask to meet me not the other way round so keep up the convo's and you'll strike gold soon enough.

any tips on how to start the convos after matching?

I'm not the best at it, there will always be hits and misses, but I do have a lot of numbers, fb adds and girls asking to meet me but try picking something from their bio and mention a question regarding it or even something stupid like asking which area she's from, you don't need 'game' for girls who actually talk, find out what they're looking for on their as well and you can pretty much work your way from that

>be me, 18
>sperge Ferguson mcshitrock
>facebook message from hot grill
>blah blah model blah blah relationship
>wathell.gif
>SCIENCE!!1!
>Reverse image search photos using 2-3 image search engines.
>0 results
>start getting physiy sick, stomach cramps, actual anger at family and friends, cunt mode engaged.
>still don't know if this persan is real or not
Hep needed b
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skaip m8

cheers solid advice

I'm 20 and also a virginia. Was thinking about going to a bar for once and try to socialize this year. At least talk to some grills.

listen to this virgin?

GOOD SENSE OF HUMOR
CONFIDENCE
ATTRACTIVE

PICK TWO

Nice dubs.. Feels bad man

If you want to stop being a virgin then stop acting so desperate. Go improve yourself, feel good about yourself, stop watching so much porn, and start making better friends than Sup Forums.

i'm half deaf on top of having fucked up teeth. hard to feel any good about myself with these daily issues.

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