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This is how aliens will view our planet edition
Big strong world-topping Australia sub-edition

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Terrible edition

lads

Talking to some American girl on Bumble. She's more interesting in two messages than the English girls have been in twenty. Why are British women so piss poor?

won't find us on alta-vista

don't rate any of you

bloody YANKS

post messages

downloading zelda
got corrupted at 90%
gotta start it over and wait another 2 hours now
really happy right now

What'd you talk about?

which one

Stop memeing this. The grass is greener and American women are no different.

By virtue of her being a foreigner there's a lot more interesting conversation topics you can start with, and her different mannerisms/ways of speaking make her seem different from the British status quo.

the new one

*lobs it up to the big man*

Bloody aliens and their 2dTransforming3dObjects-eyes they don't even know north is up and south is down.

why are women and most gay men so uninteresting and generic?

that kid who had his hands down his trousers all the time constantly sniffing their hand

Me desu

STOP SINGLE LINKING NEW THREADS YOU FUCKING SILLY ABO CUNT

...

Certainly not.

Well, nothing much yet, but the English girls have been one or two words answers and no questions.

"How has your day been?"

"Good :)"

"Any plans for the weekend?"

"Not much :)"

American girl:

"How are you?"

"Good thanks, just busy studying, but I'm going out for a meal later. Doing much this weekend?"

The difference is astounding.

I do it just to annoy runts like you

i like my fanta with no hice

>his coffin was carried out of the church accompanied by the theme tune of SMart.

hmmmm

Arsenal hahaha

Who is he talking to?

>Watch the trailer for the French DLC in Battlefield
>There is precisely ZERO white Frenchmen in it
>at fucking Verdun
Gas the Swedes, lads.

i said to her i would love to dress up a a red coat and fuck her raw.

>africa that small
whiteys are so insecure they have to edit maps lmao

Why are aliens so autistic?

>fanta
fuck off nazi

who are you talking to?

they're very protective of their crop

*throws your tea in the toilet and flushes it*

British women genuinely deserve to be gassed

it always bothers me when dumb blacks complain about africa being shown as small on maps
even though it's just the projection of the map that affects how things are viewed
I mean come, I knew this shit when I was 6
are most people just dumb and don't read books?
or am I just a genius

If your conversations with girls are boring, then its because you are boring.

Most women still want traditional men (pay for dates, initiate dates) and part of that means directing the first few conversations.

>implying there is anything to negotiate

Bet those aliens know the truth if they can see us from space without Kraut propaganda maps

it's a reference to this great english song by this great english artist

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bloody sexist

>bix nood
that seems to have fallen out of favour on Sup Forums as of late, a year ago it was fucking everywhere

>most people don't want to pay for things and want others to do all the effort

wow great insight, how much for a PUA lesson?

*sets fire to the white house*

you know the drill lads
just keep posting

there is someone itt who unironically gave rosie money

canada isn't actually that big irl desu~~

Arnold strongman lads
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*replies to you*

Want a hit la?

do brits have any sense of family?

grew up knowing quite a few english kids who came here with their mothers after their parents got divorced (something that literally never happened here and therefore was immediately noticeable) and pretty much all of said mothers just ended up dating local shitheads who'd get up on anything and it just made for a really horrible and unnatural domestic scenario

not even some blindly conservative 'life was great in the 50s' retard myself, but find the extremely high divorce rates in most countries really troubling

DELETE THIS

mate seen my piece of paper that has FOY written on it yesterday lmao

Hello ~~~

runs towards you

do we need to check on him?

>WAHHHHH why don't men do everything WAHHHH why do I need to stay slim and not be a disgusting slobbish whore

noose

Women's suffrage was the biggest mistake the West ever made.

Haha did he ask about it?

...

>Women's suffrage was the biggest mistake the West ever made.

>the Gall-Peters
Go back to African Studies

this is the most accurate map in everything but direction

who is this absolute wanker

whatever happened to his coalburning gf?

listening to rick astley on magic fm lads.

she luv a ugly man making pretty money
and i'm a ugly man making SEXY money

Poor guy. He needs anal sex.

it's quite fascinating to see all the [File deleted] of a banned poster, their posting is quite an eclectic mix

>distorted areas near poles and distorted shape
inferior map

The big thing I did today was attend me laser session, obviously, the train wasn’t busy, the weather wasn’t bad, it was a fine journey, I killed some time window shopping until my appointment. My usual laser technician wasn’t in, shocked, I felt I should have been made aware of this at the time of booking, I’ll just assume circumstances changed. The replacement tech was older, seemed more intelligent, also she wore a black uniform instead of white (also iirc she did my patch test). I found her difficult to speak to, while she was applying cleanser to my face she remarked that I had nice skin, I mumbled “thanks” and she said she was serious, my skin is apparently very clear. Her next remark irked me though, she complemented my hair and said that she wished she had so much, I hate obvious false compliments and attempts to build my self esteem.

The actual laser session though was great, she jacked up the strength of the laser, it was incredibly painful, made worse by her being extremely thorough in covering the affected areas of my face. On leaving I was told that I should expect significant hair loss as there were several swollen hair follicles. Saw a black woman on my way out, she smiled, curious how the majority of customers I’ve seen here have been nonwhite.

female orgasms are only a fraction of the strength of male orgasms

the reason they make such a ridiculous display is literally due to their physical weakness

well what fucking good is it then

Who won the 100 years war?

ha ha hahaaaa eeeweahweh ouuuuuuunnnthhaaaaaatwist......... have you ever.... ever felt like this

My dad was friends with a bloke whose wife fucked off back to Ireland with their daughter. We used to play together when we were younger and she used to come over and visit in the Summer and I ended up shagging her a few times when we were older. Absolute slag she was. Goes to Trinity now.

hurry on now lad
surely its about time you made another cuck thread or something equally shit

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The Hebrews

mmmmhmm
are you crown......or company.....ahhmm
mmmmm nootka

>British girl just stfu and gives short answers
Sounds like I need one of these tbqh.

what drug is he on

absolute fucking STATE of this

what is he yelling at the end??
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I know people hate it when I give you (You)s

but I must ask

are you on the spectrum?

Good ol' Panhead

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From our friends at the Huffington Post

What is happening?

>It's e-celeb posting hour

Dull

not really
perfectly normal
sure i guess

you sound more autistic than even me

fuck off amer you paki nonce

I'm a man of few words and very quiet normally, but it's actually making me realise how frustrating talking to me must be.

Right as the dick appears the music I had on youtube started playing

That was unsettling

@ChelseaFindom97 Do you do bollock busting? Headbutt me knackers and I'll buy you that trailer you want.

been nicking my housemates spirits for a while. he just came down into the kitchen and saw I had a mixer made up and said nothing

I do love living with cucks, bet he is posting in the secret house Facebook chat rn

good for everything but direction

*removes clothes*
*runs around*

chase me! chase me!

should i be drinking the white fluid from female bovine's udder?

dont say i should

Wrong chart

You missing your gf(male)?