Your best sexual experience? Greentext welcome

Your best sexual experience? Greentext welcome
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post larger picture then maybe

one time I diddled my widgey for like ages

One time i got double.

One time I got bent over and fucked so hard I went cross-eyed.

one time I pushed uncooked spaghetti down my pee hole

no can do

One time I accidentally the whole thing

Penetrated?

>meet 3 cute loli girls in school uniform
>black tights
>pale skin, small tits, slim, nice long legs
>they slowly strip each others clothes off in front of me
>just down to panties
>one walks over to me
>unbuttons my jeans
>looks straight in my eyes while her hand slips into my pants
>as soon as she touched my dick I came and started farting

This was a great time. Top 5 for me anyway

tell me more

>be me
>have some shrooms, i share them with two girls that i knew.
>we take them start tripping a bit
>we have threesome
>it kinda felt like i melted in to them at one point.
>there was almost to much of everything and i kinda started feeling numb
>it was really hard to cum after that but it felt wonderful nevertheless.

EVERYTIME THEY FIGHT BAK WHEN THEY GIVE UP I CUM AND ITS THE BEST FEELING EVER. UNDER YOU LEGS LOCKED WIDE DRILLING UNTIL THEY GIVE UP AND CRY AND YOU CAN FEEL THEM ORGASMING HAWT AS FUCK EVERY TIME.

GF licks my anus when we 69... do goood!

Back in high school, I got to fuck two Korean sisters in exchange for an 8ball of coke. It was kind of surreal, fucking the younger one in the ass while her older sister licked my balls.

weird how often I see this bitch being posted when literally everyone who isnt a newfag knows she was underage in these pics

guess im a newfag then

Unexpected gangbang with 5 well hung tgirls. Was my first time getting ass fucked, the escort i was seeing decided to make it one i would never forget. I still get hard thinking about it

Had a threesome with 2 of my fuckbuddies. They were roleplaying as my sister, and mother.
I came in my sisters mouth and they kissed, swapping my cum between them.
Best birthday present ever.

I was seeing this girl at the time who was married but her husband let her fool around with me. She was very submissive and really liked me better than her husband in some ways. He was a douche and threatened ti hurt her. Anyways, we fucked pretty often and she was into girls too. I had another friend who I'd also fucked a few times and she was bi. So one night I invited them both to stay at my place for the night. They agreed and I then told them that the other girl would probably be staying too. They knew what it meant and still agreed. So we went downtown drinking and they both got lit. We went back to my place afterwards and it was on. I had to switch condoms when I fucked them because one was paranoid about catching anything. But it was still great. Fuck a girl, squeeze tits and ass, take off condom, put on new condom, fuck the other girl. I took a bunch of pics too, obviously. Man, being single was kinda awesome.

i came.

Never had a good sexual experience. All existence is suffering, sex included.

>be me
>licking gf out
>just started
>she gets a phone call from her sister in law
>she answers
>get this devilish idea
>start going all out on her clit
>she starts biting her lip and squirming
>shes trying to push me off
>i just keep at it
>shes biting my shirt at this point
>slowly i insert two fingers
>start using my fingers in a come heather motion
>to much for her
>she starts squirting fucking hard and spasming
>biting my shirt so hard to stop her self from moaning
>keep going
>she comes for a solid minute or two not saying anything
>when she does finally have the ability to talk she says to her sister in law she has to go
>drops the phone and proceeds to pounce on me.

...

Post dem pics bra

haha lol i agree

Nice

d-damn you leave me no choice

>she comes for a solid minute or two not saying anything

Typecal woman, can talk for 2 minuts and doesn't even notice your not even lissening.

The way you told it, sounds fake.
But reminds me of this time a girl was riding my dick as she was talking to her mum on the phone.

Perhaps you should try not getting fucked in the ass like a whiny little bitch all the time?

tell the story man

sorry, first time green texting.

you mean red texting
>this, is green texting

Do not watch this webm under any circumstances
it is troll

could have used that earlier

I am not a troll, can't a guy have any fun anymore?

>girl riding my dick
>her phone rings
>it's her mum
>she keeps riding me while talking

I dont get how it sounds fake, like yeah, all shit posting on this site is "The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact."

I've had similar shit happen to me

wow much description such flow many good writing

You can use it now. I just edited it a few days ago to get it under the 2mb limit.

When I was a senior the sluts would wear thongs and would love to show everyone they were cuz their pants were so low or when they sat down it was mostly ass crack and thong. In science class i always sat in the way back at lab table cuz edge lord. Tess (one of the hottest girls) sat near me and i saw that crack and thong. Jerked off in the middle of class under that table and came hard inside my boxers/pants. Best sexual experience ever.
>mfw sitting in the way back jerking off

I also made a couple movies of me fucking the submissive girls ass. She got really into it and could cum that way consistently and let me cum in her ass. MANNNNN that was good for me. I still fap to it from time to time.

Please post it

you sure had a blast all right

sauce?

this

thats hot what were there ages

Two days of lust

>cynthia, coworker, spends night in my house
>we smoked we fucked snd i tookher anal cherry
>fucked from midnight until 4am
>leAves in morning.
>fucke buddy ramona hits me up
>she comes over to fuck around 12pm, came in her mouth twice and fucked all three holes
>she leaves around 5
>later that night my bandmates gf victoria calls me randomly
>im horny as fuck and she asked if i had seen her bf
>say no, ask her if shes down to smoke
>shes already drunk when she shows up
>we wnded up fucking in her car, E inside her twice and then she blew me and i came in her mouh
>its like 3am her car battery died
>since we were by mt house i went to my car and gave her battery a charge
>we have to wait 30 mins before she can go home and turn off car
>get crazy idea
>took her by her band and then pushed her into her car and i fucked her ass
>she lost her anal cherry.


That was day one


Day 2
>i fucked ramona around 12pm again when i wake up
>she leaves around 8
>jennnifer hits me up
>go to her house and cum in her sweet pussy and ass
>i go home tired as fuck
>11pm cynthia calls me
>she comes over and we fuck for hours
Ive never been good at anything in life but when it comes to sex i feel like im a natural sex god. I dont care u virgins wont believe me but thats my story

just google image search it

probably either the first time a girl let me cum in her mouth, or the first time i 69'd with my ex whose ass was fucking legendary. i loved burying my face in that thing. i dont miss her, but damn if i dont miss that ass

nice pasta
saved

Had sex with a girl from my highschool while high on E. Ended cumming on her brother. Fucking best sex of my life though.

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Not pasta. Its my life.

>two asian girl asked me for a ride home at party
>me said no
>one offered to fuck the shit out of me
>dropped off the ugly one
>took the pretty one home
>she refuse to fuck
>me refuse to give her a ride
>she said I have 1 MINUTE to fuck her
>lifted her top up, big ass tits rolled out
>took her pants off
>she had knee high socks on
>sexy white panty
>fingered her pussy
>she had very little pub
>pussy gushed thick and wet
>didn't have time to get her on bed
>lay her on the floor
>she refuse to spread her legs
>she's started counting down the seconds
>took pants half way off, took out hard cock
>rammed cock between her closed legs
>cock slipped into position
>cock tip slide inside her
>she took a second breath as my cock goes deeper
>her legs became loose
>spread her legs apart as she started moaning
>45 second left...
>she's not looking at me but stop counting
>started pounding her pussy hard and fast
>her tits bounce like crazy
>her legs spread further, opening her pussy more
>she turns and said I only got 30 second left
>me pounded her pussy even faster
>me unloaded the biggest load ever in my life
on her pussy and belly

Shit

Fucked my ex in the back seat of my car

>Had sex with a girl from my highschool while high on E. Ended cumming on her brother. Fucking best sex of my life though.

how old, you, her & brother?

So you came 9 times in 48 hours from unprotected sex with 4 different chicks? I'm calling bullshit and if it is true id go get some penacilline

epic

>My Anal Bitch
Kek

ffs

>Be me
>Be in college with a qt pi fuck buddy
>Be in a empty study room in a busy building in the late afternoon
>Teaching her some gen chemistry because she's not the brightest
>Shes wearing sweatpants with a unitard underneath because she also takes dance classes (her hobby)
>Get sudden urge to Initiate something
>Randomly put hand on leg and move up her thigh enticingly
>She gives me the fuck me eyes even though she's unsure because busy building with small window on door of room
>Say fuck it and go for it anyway
>Hand slowly enters her sweatpants and begin to rub her in
>Every stroke gets her wetter and wetter
>I move a few fingers in her pussy and now she's audibly moaning
>Fully erect at this point from her sexual noises and juices on my hand I slide my shorts off
>Fuck her for a solid 10 mins
>Jizz on carpet like a boss
>Feel alpha AF
>She tells me she has a class to go to so I see her off
>Tl/dr fucked qt pi with unitard in busy university building

>be me
>15 yo
>friends with girl for couple of years
>flirt with each other a lot but never actually do anything
>invites me over to her place to play halo
>don't think any of it since we do it a lot
>get there and no ones home
"Oh, familys out on a fishing trip and brothers staying a friends house"
>meh
>play campaign for about an hour before we take a break
>she goes to room to get something
>hiding something behind back
"Hey user, you ever try Scooby Snacks?"
>literally think she means the dog treats from scooby doo
>tell her no
>asks if I want to try
>tell her sure
>pulls out small pills and hands me one
>down it with Pepsi
>go back to playing halo for like 10 minutes before i start thinking how amazing her couch feels
>she pauses game and turns to me
"Hey user...why have we never...you know..."
> start staring off into space
>grabs me by the collar and starts kissing me
>first time kissing girl
>completely engrossed in making out with her
>feels like we've been kissing for maybe a minute
>was probably at least twenty
>both start fumbling with each others clothes, basically ripping them off
>completely naked in her living room on her couch
>keep making out while I grab her ass
>starts playing with my balls
>harder than diamonds
>have to fight with myself not to cum from even that little stimulation
>lift her up and put her on her back and start eating her out
>noideawhatthefuckimdoing.jpg
>she seems to be enjoying it though
>keep going for almost half an hour
>pushes me back and says it's her turn
>starts sucking me off
>cum almost immediately
>laughs and smiles while swallowing
I seriously will never forget the look she made. Still gets me super fucking hard.
>still hard as hell
> she lays back on couch and lifts her legs up
"fuck me user"
>donthavetotellmetwice.png
>fumble a bit finding the hole
>slam all the way in
>feel her clench around me like a damn vice

Love her face

That sounds like a you problem. Seeing a doctor would probably be a good idea

greentexting as per request

cont
>going slow so not to cum right away
>fuck her for awhile then she suddenly tells me to stop
>hear footsteps coming up her gravel path
"Oh shit..."
>tells me her brother must be coming home
>quickly grab clothes and run into bathroom
>hear brother and few friends come in
>start calling out for her
>obviously don't answer
>brother and friend start playing our game
>decide it's safe to continue and start fucking her from behind
"but...user...my brother..."
>trying to protest between moans
>not convincing at all
>start fucking her harder
>barely able to keep quite
>suddenly her body tenses up
>feels like every muscle in her body is trying to sqeeze my dick dry
>hear brother say he needs to use bathroom
>fuckfuckfuckfuck
>can't stop myself
>keep fucking her hoping I'll finish before he comes in
>nosuchluck
>brother opens door and sees us
"WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING"
>get scared and pull dick out
>body decides now is good time to come
>literally shoot it straight into his gaped open mouth
>fucking book it out of house and down street to my house

Me and her fucked a few more times after that. Dated for about 2 years before she died in a care accident.

picture of her at the party...

Sweet

Yup.
I can have multiple orgasms. When i have sex i like to have at least 3 so i can each hole once.

When i was a kid i thought having multiple orgasms was normal.
>find out other boys only have 1. 2 if they rest
>turns out my refractory recovery period is instant.
>talked to my dad he has the same ability. Turns out grandpa did too and it explains all the other familes my grandpa stArted when he cheated on grandma.
>my record is 21 orgasms in a 6 hour period of jerking off


>was like 12
>ditched school so i could stay home and jerk off
>limewire had finished all my videos from night before
>nobody home
>pants unzip
Started at 7 am did not
Finish until 3pm
>hear cars pulling in drive way.

>21 orgasms later my legs are wrcked for 3 days.

Win

When I was 12 and my cousin was 11 I use to stay with her during the summer since my aunt was a summer school teacher. We use to horse around. She use to stick her ass in my face, usually wearing just panties. I couldn't help but notice that mound. So I use to touch it and shed laugh and pull away. But then immediately do it again.

It eventually led to me rubbing on her and her loving it. Then it led to me rubbing my dick on her wet mound and she would appear to have an orgasm. Eventually I go about half the shaft in and we went on to do this for the whole summer. Her moaning would drive me insane.

Fuck

Also i have herpes and got a yeast infection once and chlamydia.
It sucks but i hate condoms.
Ill prob kill myself when i get aids

Talking to your dad about cumming. Bet that wasn't awkward at all.

No because he touxhed me when i was a little kid.
I never told anyone
I can get him
To do whatever i want.

But i dont take advantage of him. But i have no problem saying whats on my mind. And it was a question
I jad to ask because i had to see if
It was genetics or i was just different.

Why

If you use google search you can. Do you have her name?

>Fucking my gf
>Finish so I get off her and lay next to her
>She's not done and she jumps onto me and starts grinding
>Get hard again and she's just riding like crazy
>Cum again
>She just lies on top of me for a while
>After 20 minutes get hard again and fuck her again.
Damn I miss her

God dammit

So then the next question is how did your dad find out grandpa had the same refractory ability?

In case someone wants more ... 215 photos of her

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I touched my cousin while she was asleep. I think she knows it was me but that shit was so cash

>my friend moves in with a girl and some random dude
>girl is cute, thin, blondes, small tits, but big ass
>I talk her up a bit, we go on a date
>come back, have some drinks, watch movie
>go to her room and start to fuck around
>she lets me fuck her however I want, choke her, she starts to talk dirty
>"fuck me like a little slot"
>fuckingdiamonds.jpg
>go to cum, she bends down and lets me blow in her mouth
>she swallows
>feelsfuckinggoodman
>tfw shes now married to some weirdo and shes gained about 30 pounds

I watched my sis get fucked by her boyfriend a few times. This was years ago, but for some reason, I still get so angry and horny at the same time I still fap like hell to those memories.

Got another one.

>Hanging out at friends house
>All smoking and eventually two friends fall asleep
>Just me and friends girlfriend/my fuck buddy are awake on his bed
>She gets horney when she smokes so we start kissing
>Get under covers and she starts jacking me off.
>Boyfriend not even a meter away from us and we're violently kissing
>Both of us finish while staring at each other.
>Clean up and go home

>be kissless virgin in school, a fine sunny day in 2005
>Play card games with a group of classmates
>Girl slips one card and it floats towards me
>She reaches out to quickly catch it and grabs my crotch instead, feels it instantly grow
>"Oh my god!"
>Everyone laughs and the party is over
>Fap furiously at home

I never washed those pants because they still have the scent of her fingers

Threesome with my two ex girlfriends. At one point one of them was licking the other while I was inside her licking my shaft and balls at the same time.

Damn user this is sad

kys

n/a

How did you arrange this? Two ex's meeting sounds like a nightmare for me.

>in college
>Come home from a night at the bar
>used to live in a big party house with six other dudes
>always people over the house
>walk in my room like 2 or 3 am
>three girls sitting on my bed talking about god knows what
>I was currently fucking the one, I used to fuck one of the others, and the third had made a comment about trying to fuck
>I'm hammered, on the verge of blacking out
>I say "lets get this party started" and start taking off my clothes
>the girls just look at me
>I literally jump on top of the third girl in just my underwear but my dick was hard as fuck
>she stares at it for a second and then freaks out and leaves the room
>so I start making out with the one girl and fingering the other
>then I start fingering both of them at the same time
>the one girl starts to suck my dick
>the other feels bad because she was currently hooking up with my roommate so she leaves
>i destroy the girl thats left, she squirts everywhere
>later the one girl tells me it was a mistake she left and always wanted to have a threesome
>still get hard thinking about it to this day

>69 GF
>she wants me to start licking asshole.
>start licking asshole
>she farted right on my tongue
>cum like a madman

Could you send a few more of this encounter!

also, can I ask what state you live in?

Momless /G4024738

same happened to me

>started dating goth girl from different city
>meet up at a club one night
>make out and tease each other for several hours
>take her to a dark corner of the dance floor
>finger her up her skirt while making out
>club closes, go get a hotel room
>yank clothes off while she takes off her shirt and bra, leaves on her skirt and boots
>throw her down on the edge of the bed and lift up her skirt
>suck on her tits while fucking her, with her legs wrapped around me
>cum inside her because she has an IUD
>feelsgoodman