ITT: We rob a bank
ITT: We rob a bank
My mask feel weird... and smell weird
I cant fucking breath,under this piece of shit.
the part of my mask over my mouth is getting all soggy and warm. i need to take it off or else i might puke
Hey you, get the fuck down
On the fucking ground,did somebody bring the drill?
Everybody be cool this is a robbery!
Don't even think about creep!
Oh shit, I left the drill on the car. I will go get it.
Stay the fuck down!
Hey you! whip your tits out or this guy gets it!
Drop your weapon,you fat fuck! *Bang*
Hey wait, this is my bank guys! Funny coincidence.
Hey im a cop. "drop the guns" bang (accidentally shoots own dick off)
AYO HOL UP DIS IS A STICK-UP ALL YO NIGGAHS KEEP CALM OR I BUST A CAP IN YO SORRY ASS FO SHU
>Hand out business cards that have name and address on them
I am a small business owner and I must take every opportunity to market my product.
Dubs turns on silent alarm.
Hey guys im an electrician i think i can disable the silent alarm
Guys, why the fuck didn't we wear our masks
>Sup Forums robs bank
>cashless branch
Do you have any idea who you're stealing from? You and your friends are dead!
It's a prank, brah!
Hey guys... I think I shit my pants...
Everybody stay the fuck down
Silent alarm triggered!
AYO HE A GOOD BOI WHY DID DA PO-LICE SHOOT? HE DIDN DO NUFFIN, DE PO-LICE BE RAYCIS N SHET
Quick get the tools we are going to take the sink instead
Kek
Call Ron and tell him to plant the bomb NOW
RUSH B!!!
*starts drilling the vault* What the fuck is this?
Kill one hostage
Quick, oil me up!
Sir this is a sperm bank. Tere is no money here
Guys, guys! Watch this, hold my beer!
Why are so many of us here anyway? How many fucktards does it take to rob a small bank anyway?
I pick the cutest little girl in the bank, (6-9yo) and start banging her. while you guys get the money and shit, I'm just on the look out, while banging the tightness out of her.
I'm here for the food.
funny how you are going to be the longest in prison from us faggots
do we get new nicknames?
I'm "The P2"
Alright, i'll do it.
>Hands machinegun to a hostage
Hold this while I hold his beer.
And we just found out scapegoat.
nope we need another distraction
got you covered
Really? Then why are you people here?
shoots aforementioned girl. gets this pedo ready to move on to the next stage
Feds on our way, prepare to action
Guy's, I got it. I'll say it's against my religion to go to jail, if I get arrested it'll be racism
I'm a money activist!
I'm here to liberate all the monies!
Lets get our dicks out and sucki each other off ,this'll distract the cops.Me first.
Alright, finished fucking the loli, let's move on.
Let the nigger die
Stop right there criminal scum, pay the court a fine or serve your sentence, Your stolen goods are now forfeit
ready 4 robbin' b0ss
>be rob a bank
>sudden with web shooting
>fuck
>it are he
>we am robs
>punch us roobers in face face
>BAM
>BOOM
>POO
>bunk rubbery fail
Guys, I are worry.
What if Spooder Moon show up?
execute all niggers and jews.
break into the KFC vault.